>Hi, my name is Spartacus

Must cold in there..

No!

I am Spartacus!

W-we Greeks have bigger dicks than that I s-swear.

>>94852
B-big dicks are b-b-barbaric.

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>>94987
The real Spartacus would never have a dick that small.

LITTLE
THRACIAN
FALXES

BIG
ROMAN
PILA

>>95022
His penisom is small tho. Won't count as sex.

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>>94966
No, I am Spartacus!

So, Servile uprisings or Thracians general?

>>94987
Big dicks are seen as barbaric and a boner means you can't control your animalistic urges

>>95065
It's either that or Tiny Greek Dicks general.

That's a pretty average flaccid dick though.

You guys should stop thinking porn dick is the norm.

>>95158
Micropenis detected

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>>95118
ok

Consul Pompey, I'm Spartacus.

>>95158
Picopenis detected

>>95204
wait, you can't detect that, it's too small

>>95158
>Average flaccid dick
>Half the size of your ballsack
Either you have a tiny dick, or you live in the arctic circle.

small penises were considered more "beautiful" in the ancient world rather than big dongs.

So its perfectly normal to find smaller dicks in greek or roman statues.

>>95158
>not dragging your 3 foot long penis around town
>not passing out from blood loss every erection
>not using your manhood as a kickstand

Jesus, you small dick faggots are despicable

>>95158
Yoctopenis detected

>>95292
Whoah, faggot, ask a guy out first.

>>95292
It was a conscious artistic decision to keep the dick size to an acceptable minimum. You were supposed to admire the beauty of the human body, not stare at the humongous dick.

>>95292
my penis is too historical even for a history board senpai

One of your distant relatives die and this statue is delivered to you household, left to you.
Would you... touch it /his/?

>>95373
My dick is so long that by the time you walk from the tip to the balls, the tip will already be lost to the annals of history

>>95357
Right.

>Small dick, big words

>>95440
I'm trying to post pics of my dick, but 4chan says the file size is too big

>>95482
kek m8, touche.

>>94873
I had an art Professor who claimed statues had small dicks because if they were huge that would be all anyone would talk about.

Men should know not to judge a dick when it's not erect, only women do that stupid shit.

>>95700

Im a grower myself and i disagree with that.

There's dicks that retract neatly and then there's pencil dicks.