Was Engelbert Dollfuss the most pathetic dictator in history?

>>936420
No, that place is forever reserved for Papadopoulos and his colonel buddies.

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>Blame jews for losing against the whole world
>Failed as an artist
>tried to escape Austrian conscription
>caught, judged as to weak to join military
> start another war agains the whole world
>blame the german people for losing against the whole world
>suicide

>>938570
>Invades Soviet Union, one of the reasons is fear of Eastern Europe being invaded by them
>War ends with most of Eastern Europe being part of the USSR, and T-34s rolling through Berlin

>manlet

There really seems to be a pattern. How many dictators were tall?

>>938707
>Afraid Soviet Union will invade eastern Europe
>Allies or invades all of Eastern Europe
>Makes all of Eastern Europe a legemetive target for Soviet forces

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>>938714
>legemetive

>>938570

Hitler's military career was actually quite impressive desu. He joined willingly in to the German army.

>>938732
Because he was rejected by the Austrian army.

>>938732
After having ran away form the Austrian army.

>Promises to bring Germany to a new age of glory
>Cleanse everything east of Oder of Germans

>>936420
>Out of a population of 6.5 million, approximately 500,000 Austrians were present at Dollfuss' burial in Vienna.
Eh, could be worse.
He could have been hung up from a petrol station roof by meathooks

>>938526
>bumping a dead thread just before it's archived
why

>>938740
He failed the physical exam with Austrian army.

>>938756
>implying threads with 1 post get archived

>>938757
Didn't he move away to Munich shortly before that?
I remember reading that he did that but was discovered by the German or Austrian police or something.

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>>938756
Because it was a potentially fun thread.

>>938769
Yeah he was, but he was rejected either way.

Also it wasn't cowardice but resentment of the Austrian state.

>>938779
What was really so different between the German and Austrian states though?

>>938787
Hitler felt that Austria was too slavicized and judaized, just read Mein Kampf. He was assblasted that his dad had to learn Czech as a civil servant, for example.