Diogenes meme thread?

>>916778
Bark

>dude poverty LMAO
>dude fuck Plato LMAO
>dude Antisthenes LMAO

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>>916778
I once had a dream where I called someone Diogenes as an insult. Idk why I did that, Diogenes is one of my favorite philosophers. When I woke up I was really sad that I had used Diogenes as an insult

>>916778
>I'm in me barrel
Vroom vroom
>get out me sunlight
Aww :(

>>916778
dude looks like a featherless bird desu

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>>916778
All I have

oh hey what the fuck this thread doesn't have the april fools meme layout

>>919387
Refresh. Only the threads on the pages closer to front are april fooled.

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>>916778
Top tier banter lad

I know Diogenes memed the fuck out of Plato but what did he think of Socrates?

>>920120

Wouldn't have met him and since all of Diogenes writings went poof we will never know.

>>920250
>you will never read Diogenes' complete anal rape of Plato formed in writing

>>920253

Tragedy

>tfw can't masturbate in the agora

>>918042
Rumor has it that in response to Alexander's quote on wanting to be Diogenes, Diogenes responded with: "If I were not Diogenes, then I too should wish to be Diogenes."

>>920447
Yeah, this is definitely not true, but that would be really funny.