> Be king of France
> hard job
> not being terribly clever after generations of inbreeding
> having a wife from good family
> helped americans get uncucked
> slightly expensive
> I am the king
> raise taxes
> people unhappy
> peasants start civil war
> capture me and my family and move us to Paris
> they make Paris the capital again
> hand me a document to sign
> I am the king
> ohshit.pastel
> no more constitional sovereignity for me
> revolutionaries are really fucking crazy
> invent a new machine to speed up the mass killing process
> get arrested for high treason
> I-i am the king
> guilty
> beheaded
All the while being cucked by a swede. A FUCKING SWEDE
>MFW
Shitty Kings get what they deserve
If they can't rule a nation they should not