Mythological Matchups: Achilles vs Samson

Achilles without a doubt. However Hercules vs Achilles, I'd go for Hercules.

But Samson is a historical fact.

*tips fedora* and here's your reply.

>>894989

unless samson figures out achilles' weak spot, he's toast. achilles is literally invulnerable everywhere but his heel.

samson vs hercules would be interesting.

>tfw no bronze age WWE with fighters becoming legendary heroes sung about in song and prose
>...or was there?

Achilles' strengths:
>half-god
>turned the tide of any battle he took part in
>has a baller ass shield
>backed by gods such as Athena and Poseidon
weaknesses:
>dies like a bitch after getting struck in the heel with an arrow
>killed by Paris, one of the biggest pussies in Greek mythology

Samson's strengths:
>ripped a lion apart with his bare hands
>killed 1,000 men armed with nothing but the jawbone of a donkey
>burned down the crops of his enemies by tying a bunch of foxes together with lit torches stuck between their tails
>backed by the Lord, God of Israel
weaknesses:
>easily tempted by women, going so far as to reveal the source of his strength to some random foreign slut he was boning
>probably the densest motherfucker in the entire Bible

>>895018
Samson definitely wins
ACHILLES BFTO

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>>895018

>even in the bronze age they had the stereotype of the brawny dumb guy

>>895018
Some translations say the arrow was poisoned.

>>895011
The Illiad is to Achilles as Thunder in Paradise is to Hulk Hogan.

The jew loses
Fuckin garbage match up anyway
Beowulf vs Gilgamesh

Samson, easiest kiting of my life

>>895489
The juice never loses anon

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>samson
>capable of losing

>>895489
>muh hipster match up

>>895685
that would be Sun Wukong vs Cu Chulainn

>>895489
Good matchup.

Also Gilgamesh.