Hello americans

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I live in the greatest state, Virginia.

Mother of Presidents.
Mother of States.
Model for the US Constitution.
Seat of the government.

No other state can claim to be more influential or important.

>>888093
Thank god you weren't born in West-Virgina. Bitch of Washington D.C. and master of none.

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>>888037
Rhode Island.

First to fuck with britcucks, Smallest state,Home of the Navy, Shippers, First in America with Industrialized Factories and Mills, Gets looked over by Everyone.

>mfw I'm illinoisfag

Even our pennies have Lincoln on them

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My state was always cultured. Also, anything west of the CT river is garbage.

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>>888105

If only the state had been split up properly so that West Virginia might not be totally destitute and real Virginia might be more independent of DC.

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>>888037
I like how laid back and real people are here. I lived in Oregon for a while and everyone was a pretentious hipster. ND isn't cultured yet though.

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>tfw Massachusetts
>muh tea party
>muh Lexington and Concord
>muh siege of Boston
>muh bunker hill

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>>888037
>with a long history.

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At least we have the best flag

>>888228
And the worst scumlord drivers on the planet. Stay out of my fucking state you assholes.

>>888235
ayy lmao

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>>888037
Despite what people would have you believe, this is actually a really fucking great place to live.

Let me tell you all a little something before Ohio shows up, though. In the early days, before Michigan was cordoned off into a territory for the first time, the land came from the French, as well as containing a large amount of native americans, which made some wary to invest heavily into what was - in effect - a largely abandoned northern property bordering nations and territories with which the US was uneasy. In other terms, why would people invest in putting outposts, towns, etc. not only where they could be raided, but also far away from the influence of larger eastern cities and communities.

Now Ohio actually worked against developing Michigan. Edward Tiffin, the surveyor general of Ohio, was sent by congress to investigate the quality of the land, because at that time congress was awarding land to veterans and wanted to use the influx of families to colonize their western territories. Tiffin reported back to congress that Michigan was a swampy land of garbage "not worth one hundredth" of the land he was accustomed to in his southerly properties. By his suggestion, the veterans were instead awarded land in - surprise - Ohio and largely Indiana, bringing their population up considerably, while leaving Michigan with... pretty much only Detroit for decades.

Ohio went a step further when they stole Toledo away from us too. The issue comes from the surveyors who separated the northwest territories into Ohio, Indiana, Michigan, Wisconsin, and Illinois. The border between Michigan and Ohio was set as "an eastern line from the southern tip of Lake Michigan, to reach Lake Erie." When Ohio found out how far south Lake Michigan reached, they actually edited their state border to tilt northeast and when surveyors drew state lines, they received incorrect instructions and made Ohio considerably larger, leading to a dispute involving legitimate military occupation

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>>888449
[cont]

Michigan was basically bullied into giving up to Ohio's demands, seeing as Ohio was a state and Michigan was a territory (and lacked any representatives and congressmen with which to leverage). The conflict escalated to the point where Andrew Jackson offered statehood in return for giving up the Toledo strip, despite the fact that all requirements for statehood essentially were fulfilled by Michigan regardless.

Anyway, that's the story of how Michigan became a state and how we were set back 50 years by Ohio and why people still hate that fucking smug piece of shit state and why Detroit was the only real center of population for so long.

1v1 me irl Ohio I'll fuck you up

>>888037
>monoculture
Not quite. Liberals and Somalians in the capital, gun-toting hillbillies up north.
Minnesota btw.

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It's an alright place to be. Flag needs improvement though.

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Heaven's Waiting Room reporting in

I live in God's country and the heart of the US. I live in the Show Me State. I live in Missouri, specifically the Ozarks.

I couldn't tell you when exactly we became "cultured" though, just that we're the greatest state.

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NM reporting in
>implying New Mexico isn't the most cultured state
>implying its flag isn't GOAT

>>888992
Turquoise and meth: the New Mexico motto

>>888477
Also Michigan resident. We are currently a model of deindustrialization - largest bankrupcy on record, lead tainted pipes, auto industry failure.

I still love the state don't get me wrong and I'm in it for the long haul.

>>888477
You should fight the guy who's sexually aroused by Ohio

Baiting Texas

>>888681

Why do old Jews move to Florida?

...

So they can find out what Hell feels like before they commit to it!

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>>888992

Y'all have some rad sights and cool history. Po'pay seemed pretty legit.

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>>888992
>best flag
>circle with lines through it

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>>888037
>americans
>cultured

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>>890832
>Euros watch American sitcoms, drink American brand drinks, eat American food, dress in American styles, etc, etc
>gee why does America have no culture

Maybe it's because we've basically shaped Western culture in the 20th century to the point where you guys copy most of our culture and don't even notice it anymore?

Also, based RVA reporting in. Virginia best state, NoVA is aight but it's basically DC-lite.

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>>890967
>drink American brand drinks
>dress in American styles
>eat American food,

>>888713
Hello my fellow methhead.
We do have Mark Twain and Walt Disney.

Also go to hell Illinois drivers, you stupid fucking pieces of shit. The only crashes I've ever seen in the three roundabouts in my city always have involved vehicles with Illinois plates.

Louisiana here, aka the alcoholic capital of the US. We became cultured after my ancestors got permabanned from Canada and then after the slaves fucked shit up in Haiti.

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Literally GOAT of all states.

-Reason why the US exists
-Has best city
-Best sports fans

>>888992
Just got back from NM and it was actually really nice. Had never been before. Did a bunch of magic mushrooms and made friends with a soccer ball.

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Greatest state in the south... Not to many rednecks, blacks are somewhat tolerable, good colleges, getting good grades in state tests is easy (Thanks to Memphis) and a good economy. Can be pretty beautiful as well sometimes.

>>888037
>Oregon
We aren't. Fucking hipsters.

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>>891224
But best state is Alaska. Most beautiful state for sure.

>>888037
Wisconsin reporting in. Similar history to Illinois. They stole Chicago from us.

I guess we became cultured in 1848 when a bunch of Germans came over and we got statehood. We had the first kindergarten in the US, and we actually advertised in Germany to attract liberals after the failed revolution in 1848. We're also the birthplace of the Republican party.

We're monocultured in that even newer immigrants assimilate pretty quickly. Our politics are chaos, with a liberal history (progressive income tax, universal education) and liberal centers in Milwaukee and Madison, but the rest of the state is so Christian it hurts. We have a lotof Catholics, and the first openly homosexual senator. We also have a governor without a college degree.

The Packers have killed our culture.