We know who won the American Revolutionary War, but who would

>>887297

Washington. He was apparently an unbeleivably good swordsman with the saber when he was younger

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>>887297
Washington endured the hardships of the American frontier while kicking some redskin frenchie ass!

>>887297
washington tall and tough

georgie aller and skinny

break that rotten teeth inbred doofus like a stick

>>887297
pres george I

George 3 was raised on a life of luxury and probably never endured a physical hardship in his life.

Washington was in the British Army as a young man, was like six foot two, and was of sound mind. King George was a pampered brat who lived his life in a goddamn palace and suffered from severe mental illness his whole life. Imma go with G. Washington on this one.

George III was crazy and basically a child in a man's body. No contest really.

>>888201
>King Geroge
>suffered from severe mental illness his whole life
Nice meme

It'd mostly likely follow the Rocky guidelines.
1: A massive underdog George "Cherry Tree" Washington has the chance of a lifetime to fight the reigning champ KGIII, takes him to the wire and even though KGIII wins, Washington is the real "winner"
2. Hungry for more, Washington calls a rematch with KGIII, wins in commanding fashion by training with Lafayette and his hype man Benjy Frankling
3. Washington gets too full of himself and focuses more on politics, a mad and quite literally insane KGIII gets the eye of the tiger and beats Washington, Washington must regain his eye of the tiger and win
Washington takes he series 3-1

>>888201
>pampered brat
He was less of a cunt than the Parliaments desu

>>891205
The fucker was in a straight jacket at the end of his life. These ain't no memes, nigga, these is facts.

>>891575
He was not in straight jacket till the very last years of his life, which triggered a relapse of a mental condition because of his favorite granddaughter's death which he never got over you fucker.

>>891701
King Georgia died blind and crazy.

>>891731
>at 1810, at the height of his popularity but already virtually blind with cataracts and in pain from rheumatism, George III became dangerously ill. In his view the malady had been triggered by stress over the death of his youngest and favourite daughter, Princess Amelia. The Princess's nurse reported that "the scenes of distress and crying every day ... were melancholy beyond description." He accepted the need for the Regency Act of 1811,[103] and the Prince of Wales acted as Regent for the remainder of George III's life. Despite signs of a recovery in May 1811, by the end of the year George had become permanently insane and lived in seclusion at Windsor Castle until his death

Last 9 years of his life were spent being mentally broken from the death of his favorite daughter while fucking blind and suffering from dementia doesn't mean he was crazy his entire life, you dong.

>>891701
Whoa m8. I'm not saying its a bad thing that he was in a straightjacket. But, given his mental instability, G. Washington would wipe the floor with him.

>Americans hate King George

Your education system is fucked

>>887368
u wot m8

>>888201
>muh pampered royalty meme
End yourself cretin

Why do Americans attribute all the stuff Britain did to the US to George III? The guy literally had 0 power.