You get to ask any person in history 1 question and they are

>>879904

Hitler - Did you force Eva Braun to piss on you?

>>879904
Jesus - Can I have dubs?

Mohammad - Can I have dubs?

>>879952
no, my son.

only the father can bless us with these dubs.

John Frum - Can I have dubs (and cargo)?

>>879904
Adolf Hitler - eyy you like a the doggo? :^)

/his/ is objectively the worst board

>>879952
Thus did he take two numbers and multiply them into four

>>879995
Pharaoh Tutankhamun of the 18th Egyptian Dynasty - give me back my purse you fat bastard? dubs?

Nietzsche - Does the Ubermensch always get dubs?

Freud: you gay son?

>>880022
freud gave you dubs without asking. this isn't fair

Jesus - Will giving up my dubs be counted as a sacrifice to God?

>>879904
hitler where that nazi gold hidden

to that fossilized qt in pompeii
>don't you think you deserve a vacation?

>>879904
Pope Leo I: what did you say to Atilla?

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>>879904
He saw ancient aliens
What else?

>some spanish sailor who died in a storm that caused the sinking of a ship full of gold off the coast of colonial peru
>"where exactly did you sink? point it on a map."

>Emperor Kim Gun Song of the Hwan Empire
>"How to reactivate the Giza Array?"

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Caligula, can i go to one of your parties?

To George Bush

''Was it you?''

>>880116
>common sailor
>being able to read a map
also,
>colonial peru
>having an map that would correspond with any accuracy to a modern map

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My father, why he didn't love me

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