>Wake up tomorrow ....
>You're Avitus.
What do?
>>876124
Lead my heavy weapons squad in the fight vs. the enemies of Man.
Call the senate, masturbate
t. I don't remember who Avitus was exactly.
>>876131
dank quote brah
Invest in Apple stocks
>>876124
>Invent nuclear weapons
>BTFO of the Germans
>Invent aircraft and factories
>Colonize America
>Erect a monolith warning future generations of the dangers of weabism.
>>876124
Move the Capital to Venice
Introduce a constitution
Abolish traditional nobility
Reinstate the Senate as a body of elected individuals
Invent Paper
Invent printing Press
Write the recipe for gunpowder
Invest in Apple Stocks
Fuck a bitch
Not necessarily in that order.
>>876181
You know how to build a nuke?
>>876185
Who doesn't?
Get the chapter serfs to put my armour on, personally oil my heavy bolter
Deploy via DEEP STRUKE shout more corpses
>>876124
Pay the Germans off eachother while I conscript some Roman farm boys to take back the Empire.
>>876189
>take back the Empire
Nigga that shit's gone and it ain't coming back, res publica all the way, let democracy shine on, god bless America.
>>876185
Yes, make about 20 metric tons of heavy water. Use that in a uranium-238 nuclear reactor. Take the plutonium and make a 4kg solid sphere. Then surround the core in high explosives, compressing the plutonium core. Invent a flying machine. Drop the bomb on the target.
>>876182
>>876203
yes.....YES!
>>876181
You mean wahhabism, or weeabooism ?
>>876204
This is just hilarious to imagine
>frightened Roman mathematicians have no idea how to even comprehend the logistics needed to drop this barely functioning warhead
>"this new Imperator is completely fucking batshit insane, he's always speaking in tongues or some shit"
>it tips over one day and completely incinerates Rome
>>876214
I like to think that by leaving it unclear, I will cause centuries of needless confusion and / or suffering.
invent gunpowder and blob IRL