/his/ paint thread

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>>832507
I don't think anyone guessed this last time...

>>832530
Fourth Crusade?

>>832536
Are you fucking kidding me?
Does the Carthaginian symbol remind you of a fucking Crusade?
Please tell me you're joking...

>>832530
Siege of Lilybaeum?

>>832550
Ehh close, I mean Syracuse was still with Pyrrhus then...

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I don't think anybody guessed this last time

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>>832507

>>833428
The Great Fire of Rome.

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>>832507

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Good luck, you're going to need it

>>833428
Nero while Rome burns

>>833769
Adolf Hitler killing himself

>>833809
Thousands of years off

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Drew it on my Phone, still easy

Hannibal killing himself?

>>833873
If you're referring to >>833769
then no, but you're getting closer

>>832507
That's the battle of Endor

>>832507
Entire history of the Byzantine empire?

>>833983
heh

>>833996
True, but this is an event where the usurper actually did the killing himself.

>>833428
A CD mastering program popular in the early '00s.

>>833769
Siege of Bastonege

>>832530
First Punic War?

>>834390
I don't think it's alcohol 120%

>>834419
Nope

>>833868
>Louis XVI is kill
>no

>>834434
Nah, the Greco-Punic Wars
Basically when Pyrrhus killed one of the leaders of Syracuse and the other fled, and the Syracuseans mostly allied themselves with the Carthaginians which they were previously fighting anyways.

>>838063
A plane safely descending towards La Guardia Airport?

>>838063
the invention of the much-acclaimed Wingdings font

>>838063
Peaceful Syrian refugees reaching their destination?

>>838092
oh you

>>838173
Abraham Lincoln playing a friendly game of theatre shooty-tag with John Wilkes Booth.

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This is literally the best i can do.

Also test to see if you're good at history: if you don't know what this is in 15 seconds, go study kid.

>>838209
Pretty sure everyone knows about Caesar

>>833769
Siege of Masada?

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At least I've tried

>>838255
that's mythology not history.

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>>832507
Easy one

>>835112
Yisss

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Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.

>>838914
Cartagena de Indias?

>>838947
Correct

>>833224
Wolfe Tone?

>>838914
>lesser achoo
top kek

>>839146
i dunno but i like your drawing style

>>838423
1956 Hungary

>>838235
Let me make a clarification: the orange thing is a stove, he's sticking his hand in the fire

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Should be pretty easy desu

>>838989
Yep! Congratulations, nobody in the last thread got it.

>>839186
idk, when the British accidentally torpedoed their own ship during the Falklands war?

>>839198
nah, way fucking off

>>838423
Stupid K*rdish rats being crushed

>>839186
Barbarossa?

>>839212
very warm senpai

>>839187
I'm surprised, he's a pretty significant figure in Irish history.
What's that tumour coming out of this right side though?

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>>839220
I'm just terrible at Paint, used this for reference

>>839214
Napoleon getting rekt in russia

>>839234
yep

>>839228
the crowning of Charlie the Big Guy

>>839243
Yes.

>>839230
Ahhh right, that's making more sense now

>>839173
Yep!
>>839211
Uh, no...

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Pretty [spoiler]easy[/spoiler] desu

>>833758
It's pretty famous, no one can guess?

>>839310
napoopan in egypt

>>839342
yep

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Got another one

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guess

>>839389

kamikaze

>>839425
yeah the flag gave it away

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guess

>>839434
>>839425
>>839389
Mongol invasion of Japan actually.

>>839447
that's what its called, the kamikaze

>>839146
pretty sure this is the assassination of Becket.

>>833758
Conquest of Tyre by Alexander?

>>839441
The Great Finno-Korean Hyperwar

>>839465
I was thinking that, but wouldn't he draw bodies instead of some shitty squigglies?

>>839441
Finno-Korean Hyperwar

>>832530
Is this where queen jezebel was killed and given to the street dogs?

>>833769
Italian invasion of etheopia

>>833868
That's okay, it's appropriate since the entirety of France is a bathroom anyway

>>838173
Kek

>>838063
Israeli operation Ajax?

>>838063
The training of Shamu

>>839464
You got it

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What is Jerusalem worth?

>>839296
Fuck the K*rds anyway

>>838423
Hungarian Communist revolution

>>833224
Cato

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>>839186
Nice one.

>>839303
Something about Magdalene?

>>839472
>>839495
yep

>>839697
nope it's Wolfe Tone's suicide

>>839708
Can see why you'd have gone for that, but nope. It's the trial of someone.

>>839716
Napoleon and Jefferson
Napoleon and Alexander I
Napoleon and Josephine

>>839841

Yep, it's a raft

>>839303
Justinian shooting the bantz with the lads.

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Highly simplified to avoid making it too obvious.

>>832541

Calm down autismo

>>840118
those shapes are doing some weird things with my mind

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>>832507
1000 hours in paint

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>>840284

like what?

>>840314
War of the three kingdoms jin dynasty cockroach

>>840326
I just gave it a glance and tried thinking of those twin russian princes that died in some random tower and I got a sick sense of vertigo with the princess hat and her dress.

It kept switching between their physical "shapes" and then jumped into their abstract "shapes" and it was making me sick to my stomach.

Overall it was a bad experience, please don't do it again.

>>840328
Very close.
The cockroach is Lu Bu, because of his antenna headdress thing.

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>>840314
Just churned out another one.

I'm really bored tonight.

>>840407
1916 rising

tbf though they could've done a lot more damage, they surrendered and abandoned the blood oath because of the destruction they were causing

>>840527
>Polandball
really?

>>840646
Siege of Alesia

>>840667
Yep, pretty obvious but fun to draw so

>>840527
Destruction of the French fleet after France surrendered to Germany?

>>840712
bingo

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I may have cheated a little bit.

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>>840379

>>840696
walk to canossa?

>>839146
nice pic

>>840088
Merrimack vs Monitor

>>839727
Trial of Joan of Arc

>>840825
Yep

>>840841
Krauts sneaking around muh wall

>>840938
nein

tip? 7 weeks

>>840841
Battle of Königgrätz or some battle in the Austro-Prussian War?

>>840827

Correct.

>>840841
>posted in american hours

Some battle in the US civil war, union on the left confederate on the right?

>>842442
nah it's most definitely >>842422 - prussians BTFOing the austrians with better rifles, better small units tactics

>>842442
>>842449
also >>841213
7 weeks hint
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austro-Prussian_War

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this one combines
history
linguistics
symbolism
religion

>>840797
Hannibal shitting the bed with his autist rage
>>842520
the founding of most civilizations?
>>840407
blood sunday
>>838260
the story is still important to /his/tory
I mean the death of achilles wasn't in the important book but still.
>>832507
what just happened five minutes ago in my total war campaign
RIP my best east roman emperor so far

>>842818
emperor gets BTFO by hobo philosopher

>>839363
TSK TSK

>>843196
Dursey Massacre?

>>843226
>Dursey Massacre?
nope

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>>838084

>>843196
300 movie
Thermopolye

>>840831
Yep

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Hard Difficulty

>>843811
Honestly it looks like John Wilkes Booth shooting some turk.

What program did you use?

>>843884
MSPaint

And no, not Booth.

>>843811
Death of the archduke Franz Ferdinand by the anarchist. The start of The Great War

>>843811
That's... Actually some pretty good drawing there anon. You don't belong here.

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Inspired by a wrong guess from the previous thread.

>>844005
varg?

>>844019
nope

notice the crown, he was a kong

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>>832507

>>843943
Nope, nothing that grandios

>>844005
Massacre of the Innocents?

>>844005
No wait. This the King Louis VII and the burning of Vitry-le-François

>>839146

>TURBULENT PRIEST 2: TURBULENT HARDER

>>842818
Diogenes being Diogenes.

>>843196
Anglo-Zulu War.

>>843811
They look like they're dancing. Are they?
Great skills m8.

>>844259
>>844292
wrong again, the anon who gave the inspiration to this is probably the only one on this board who knows about it anyway so I'll reveal.

Vlad Tepes once invited peasants to have a feast in a church, he then sealed it up and set fire to it. And that's how he solved poverty.

NOT GUESSED YET
>>842465
>>842518
>>842543
>>840813
>>839561
NOT GUESSED YET

>>844672
Death of Alexander and his generals splitting the empire?

>>842520
the TEUTONS

>>844766
Hyperinflation in the Weimar Repuublic?

>>844886
not specifically

>>844853

Investiture Controversy in general.

>>833224
Robespierre?

>>844074
british wanting to have the french navy after their surrender in wwii

abstract event here

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>>845070
forgot pic, here is abstract event

>>844853
Foreplay that leads right to canossa

>>845100
the triangles are the sails of Jacob Roggeveen's ships arriving at Easter Island

>>845326
no

>>845057
Napoleon battles against Austria

>>844853
The creation of the english church

>>845538
Yes, can you name the specific battle?

>>845547
Fuck me, but wasn't it on the border of france and italia? Auschwitz something... im drunk

>>845070
Close: Scuttling of French ships at Toulon

>>845057
Battle of Arcole?

>>833769
Is that Gaius Mucius Scaevola?

>>846205
earlier

>>842844
YES I AM

>>840813
Confederate succession from the USA

>>846261
Happy St Patrick's Day

>>846322
Coalition Wars 1-6

>>846335
Yes, but one battle in paticular

>>846340
Leipzig

>>846348
Yes

>>846340
Leipzig bruv

>>846365
That's right.

>>843811
The Assasination of Tzar Alexander?

>>843811
mä tiiän tän

>>839561
Greek siege on macedonia?

>>839561
Greek fuckers trying to steal MACEDONIA's heritage (Alexander the Great) for themselves and miserably failing
because MACEDONIANS werenever Greek and never will be

>>840088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9on1WqKswMw

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Easymode

>>843811
assassination of Nikolay Bobrikov by Eugen Schauman

>>847492
lalli kills bishop henrik

>>847423

kerro sit homo

>>847223
Battle of the Bulge?

>>844996
ye

>>847641
Technically it's the Ardennes Counteroffensive. So no bonus points, I'm afraid.

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>>847494
Yes

>>843811
Gaetano Bresci killing the king of Italy (umberto I?) in late 1800s?

>>840797
The Punic Wars

>>847482
Italian wars in the early XVI century

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"Oh maybe I can guess some of these if I expand this thread!"

"...I know nothing about history."

>>844252
No takers?

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>>832507

>>844252
assassination of probus

>>849715
Close, the elevation of Probus was the eventual result

>>849848
Franz Ferdinand assassination.

>>849702
Operation Barbarossa.

Emperor Fredrick deserves to be associated with a better plan

>>849727
Probus' rebellion?

>>850123
Closer. You're about a year off.

>>839684
Nothing

>>850153
Death of Tacitus

>>850188
Nigga you're so close you can taste it.

>>849992
yep

>>850026
yep. Sorry for the late reply.

>>850188
Because you're so close and, though its reported in several ancient sources, its authenticity can be disputed, I'll just go ahead and give it to you. Its the interregnum that took place after the assassination of Aurelian. Neither the senate nor the army wanted to name an emperor and look responsible for his death.

>>834030
Michael of Amorium Killing Leo?

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>>842422
winrar! sorry for the delay

Next one

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Easy one

>>850859
operation Barbarossa? Or is it something more specific?

>>850859
>>851055
Kursk?

>>850859
Battle of the bulge

>>851050

Kettle War

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STILL NOT SOLVE >>850834

>>851064
winner
>>851055
filename said 1943
also pic related

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>>851157
yes.

>>850834
Sinking of the KMS Bismark

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Drew on phone

>>851293
Crimea war

>>851345
Continuation war/Siege of Leningrad

>>851280
win

>>850168
Everything

>>851477
Dumb Lombards can't into bantz

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Shouldn't be hard

>>851846
Stonewall Jackson being killed by his own troops

>>851400
Not Crimea war. This was a big event in american history.

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>>851846
two bombs werent enough

>>840841
>>842422
I was sure it was Pickett's charge.

>>842518
Three mile island

>>851293
Bunker Hill?

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>>832507

>>853949
Baron Munchausen pulling himself and his horse up by his braid?

>>840841
Battle of the Bulge?

>>854016
Nah, didn't know about him though.
Was too lazy to draw but there is more than one cavalryman

>>850834
U505 engines fucking up

>>853400
Battle of san jaun hill?

>>854504
Pickett's charge

>>854586
There was neither cavalry nor machine gun emplacements at Pickett's charge, and it was across a field, not up a hill.

>>854656
big horn?

>>854668
Vienna 1683

>>854684
nope

>>854686
Constantinople 1453

>>854711
winrar

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>>853490
>you will never go back in time and tell Truman to drop more

>>854722
I should have looked at the filename

>>854677
I'm confused now

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>>854738
Honestly I just guessed the first battle which features both horses and 'murica

On another note, I churned out another drawing.

>>854858
German defense of Europe at Normandie

>>854880
Yep

>>854935
Assassination of Caeser by Brutus and the revenge by Mark Antony

>>854858
viking attack on monestary

>>854947
Where on earth do you see Caesar being assassinated.

>>851267
War of the league of backstabbing cunts (and Cambrai)

>>854968
in your shitty drawing you dumb faggot

>>854989
It's not my drawing kind anon, and although the drawing is pretty bad, I still don't see by any stretch of the imagination how someone could see Caesar being murdered.

>>855004
Roman helmet and someone getting stabbed.
Any one history illiterate can make some vague connection between it and Caeser getting murdered.

>>855019

>>854947
Its the battle of Philippi and the guy getting stabbed is Cassius killing himself by having his servant hold his dagger as he ran into it.

>>855019
>Any one history illiterate can make some vague connection between it and Caeser getting murdered.

Yes, because you are fucking terrible at drawing you stupid nigger. Consider suicide.

>>855295
I didn't draw it dumb fuck.

>>855077
Commie jap gets what he deserved.

>>853490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdmfPThGZ-s

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>>854986
yes

>>856242
Glorious 100 days

>"If someone here wish to shoot your emperor, here I am"

>>856251
That's right
Vive l'Empereur!

>>839146
>Inquisition 2: Eletric Boogaloo

>>856242
faggot

>>856577
kek

>>856517
surrender of paris

>>856577
Assassination of Caesar?

>>857451
Defenstration of Prague

>>856577
the touradas