Historic ironic Quotes

Because Hitler did that.

>>821748
Start shit, get hit.

>>821767
He didn't start the war.

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>"Why are you dodging like this? They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance"

>>821769
Stay mad wermachtboos
Lost twice

>How about we just call it "Holy Roman Empire"? It's not like anyone will complain about the legitimacy of our name

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>>821769
I agree, I mean why not let Hitler just keep expanding into Europe and build a massive military?

>>822025
>why not let Hitler just keep expanding into Europe and build a massive military?
And why they let him ?

>>822038
They didn't. iirc they actually went to war with Hitler in an event called World War II

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>>822025
Because we Jews want to own everything and Hitler almost prevented that you fucking moron cattle.

>>821772
Technically it would be "at this distance they couldn't hit an ele..." he was shot midword

>>822051
:^)

>implying Hitler wasn't a willing participant with a role to play

>>821778
Kek

>>822056
He was not.

>>822048
>> Phoney War

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>>821772
Something similar.

>"As O'Neill moved to and fro, his men begged him to lie down, and one of the sergeants said, 'Captain, a bullet is sure to hit you.' O'Neill took his cigarette out of his mouth, and blowing out a cloud of smoke laughed and said, 'Sergeant, the Spanish bullet isn't made that will kill me.' A little later he discussed for a moment with one of the regular officers the direction from which the Spanish fire was coming. As he turned on his heel a bullet struck him in the mouth and came out at the back of his head; so that even before he fell his wild and gallant soul had gone out into the darkness."

>>822025
Invading Poland had nothing to do with expanding into Europe.

And there's literally nothing wrong with building a massive military.

>>822533
>And there's literally nothing wrong with building a massive military.
Except for the whole security dilemma thing.

>>822537
Let's place a security dilemma thing on the US for having such a big military.

>>822056
no he wasn't, that's the apocryphal bit