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Where was jesus in twenties?

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Where was jesus in twenties?
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His parents' workshop
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India.
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His eyes look fucking evil in that painting, not only the disproportion, but the colors used.
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banging ur mom
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>>818157
He's cockeyed.
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>>818236
That means Jesus is my father?
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>>818242
No, because he knows the exact time when to pull out
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>>818092
and he was bantering with yogis
where did this meme come from?
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>>818157
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>>818236
REKT

>>818265
Looks like Stalonne on the right.
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>>818345
Stallone*
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>>818260
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamb:_The_Gospel_According_to_Biff,_Christ%27s_Childhood_Pal
Somewhat crass, but entertaining in its own way.
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>>818086
why does it look like the painter had a stroke halfway through making it?
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Probably either working in carpentry or debating the local jews in some temple.
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>>819050

He didn't. That's just what Jesus looked like.
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Masturbating
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>>818086
Working. Teaching.
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>>818157

Stroke Jesus
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>>818252
He's gotta be careful though.
>"Surely I come quickly." Rev 22:20
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>>818086
He was waking up as a fucking Sphinx ready to fuck our shit up according to Yeats.
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Probably being a tekton like he was, you know?
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>>818265
>protestant_vs_catholic.illum
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What a stupid question, Jesus never existed.
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He was probably building houses and tables and shit while trying to figure out being the whole Son of God thing.
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>>819975
Oh. My. Dog.
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>>819050
It's meant to reflect Jesus being both divine (left) and human (right).
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>>818086
Smoking pot as every liberal ought to.
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MY TWENTIES ARE NOT IMPORTANT
WHATS IMPORTANT IS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO
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>>821307
You're almost right. It represents Christ as redeemer (first coming) and Christ as judge (second coming).
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>>818086

4chan so in that day that would be chilling with hookers and sheep outside talking shit making enemies saying he got the very first 000000 get. lmfao
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>>821372
man that pic is spooky as fuck
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Why, glorious Nippon, of course.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shing%C5%8D,_Aomori

>When Jesus Christ was 21 years old, he came to Japan and pursued knowledge of divinity for 12 years.
>He went back to Judea at age 33 and engaged in his mission.
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>>821307
don't trigger the monophysites
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>>819975
Fucking kek.
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India and Tibet
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>>819975
>>818252
>>818242
>>818236
>>818086
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>>822970
lol
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