What's your favourite book of the New Testament?

The Book of the Fisherman Who Had No Fish Because He Needed Jesus

Revelation.

Fucking awesome.

>>676891
Mark. It really makes me laugh.

James

>>676891
John, yes I know it is hypoccrital.

>>676891
Matthew.

>>676927

What's hypocritical about liking John?

>>676912
>>677071

Why'd you guys pick those books? What's so funny about Mark?

The one where Jesus said to not let the gays marry

>>677083
>Points out part from Leviticus
>Leviticus is from the old testament
>Old Testament has nothing to do with Jesus
Good job showing your vast knowledge.

>>677089


But as the Great Constantine is constantly reminding us, Jesus is YHWH.

You aren't an Arian by any chance, are you?

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>>676891
Thomas

>(114) Simon Peter said to them: Let Mariham go out from among us, for women are not worthy of the life. Jesus said: Look, I will lead her that I may make her male, in order that she too may become a living spirit resembling you males. For every woman who makes herself male will enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Jesus fought for women rights before it was cool. And they will still call it a patriarchist religion.

>>677091
What if he's a Marcionite and won't listen to whispers of the Demiurge?

>>676912

What a story

>>677075
>Why'd you guys pick those books?
For me, Matthew of the most practical of all the four gospels.

>>676891
Revelation

It gives me chills

>>677092
>new testament

Acts of the Apostles AKA Luke: 2.

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>>676891
The end. Because that is where the Quran begins