Alright guys, do your best to convert me to your religion or

>>570260
My god could beat up your god.

>>570260
The total lack of any indication god exists.

>>570260

Bow down to the Glourie of the Amazing Dildoni.

What further proof of divinity do you need than having a really big penis?

>>570260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgJmsK2s0uI

>>570260
Guess the fact you made this thread is a subconscious desire to be converted

>>570415
>Evolution
>Random
b8

>>570487
Talk to any atheist or biologist and they'll tell you so.

>>570260
Today, after skiing with some bros, I bought three dozen donuts because the shop was way out in the country and difficult to get to. I almost got lost getting there. But this was too many donuts. I have no regrets though, because these donuts are fantastic and I gave a dozen to my neighbors, and I enjoyed doing that. I also napped on a couch and watched a documentary about David Bowie with my family while my cat slept on my chest. It was cold outside in the snow, but really warm inside.

>>570518
Nope

>>570561
That sounds like a pretty good day.

>>570260
First tell us what books on the topic you have read or are familiar with

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You should convert to your ethnic religion, you honor your ancestors and reject foreign influence. The pantheistic, animistic, worldview of the Indo-European pre-christian religions are the most natural interpretations of the world.
Pic related, im an Armenian Neopagan

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>>570567

>>570617
>100% bure aryan nordigg
>muh ancestors speak to me

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>>570624
Zoroastrian one is more accurate in my situation

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>>570624
>>570636
BAGANISM DDD:::

>>570622
>Evolution is not a random process. The genetic variation on which natural selection acts may occur randomly, but natural selection itself is not random at all. The survival and reproductive success of an individual is directly related to the ways its inherited traits function in the context of its local environment. Whether or not an individual survives and reproduces depends on whether it has genes that produce traits that are well adapted to its environment.

>>570622
Mutations arise randomly, but evolution is the non random reproductive success of individuals and the subsequent patterns which arise in the non random transfer of genes between generations.

>>570645
>>570652
You two need to discuss this together.

>>570617
>Armenian shitskin
>muh white indo-european

>>571704
>indo-european
>white

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God is the entirety, the oneness of the universe. It defies definition because it is beyond words. It is the force of ambiguity that lies at the core of all meaning. Sikhism is probably pretty good for any budding philosopher to look into.

>>570260
Being Jewish means you get all the perks of being white yet you also get to play the opressed victim card whenever you want. Thank you based ancestors for suffering so I could get a coupon at a bagel place

My sky daddy>your sky daddy.

Also everything about my sky daddy beliefs are 100% true and factual, until those believes are questioned with evidence at which point they become metaphors and claim to have always been so.

>>570260
Why seek to label or unlabel something that you have no real knowledge of?
I say that you accept that you will not find out until you are dead. So if you are that curious, kill yourself. Not in a demeaning sense, but in an honest, this-is-the-most-efficient-way sort of sense.
Or you can be like me, and withhold your judgement until it's your time to find out (i.e., when you die). If the big man wants to damn me or whatever for being realistically skeptical but open to the idea, well, fuck him too.

>>571745
We're already dead. Death holds absolutely no meaning. Figure shit out, yo.

>>571792
What's there to figure out about speaking in a circle?