What would sex with Aphrodite feel like?

Like bags of sand

>>502977
Having sex with every supermodel at once times a billion

How is this his & hum

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>mfw reading Homeric Hymn to Aphrodite
>Zeus wants to watch his daughter get fucked so makes Aphrodite fall in love with a Trojan prince
>she sees Anchises tending a flock of sheep in the hills
>disguises herself as a 14 year old girl
>goes down to him and asks him to fuck her
>Anchises is suspicious since she's so incredibly beautiful
>says he does not want to sleep with a goddess since it is dangerous
>Aphrodite convinces him she isn't a goddess
>gets impregnated by him in amazing sex in the farmhouse
>reveals her divinity to Anchises
>shits himself

>>504803

Basically this, a mortal cannot withstand the glory of a goddess directly, they have to mask themselves otherwise a mortal would pretty much be annihilated/blinded/driven mad

>>505143

What a way to go... getting literally slayed by amazing pussy.

I just want to have a demi-god child with any of the goddesses desu

>>505143
>>505167
He didn't get fried just because Aphrodite told him she was a goddess. He just shat himself when he got himself a baby Aeneas because "holy shit, that princess I fucked for weeks was actually a goddess, who'da thunk!" He got blown up a little for boasting about it later but his living to old age and being carried to Rome by Aeneas after the fall of Troy is a pretty central part of his story.

>>505183
Sounds like a pretty good deal honestly, like cruise control for single parenting and you get that sweet divine snu snu.

>>505200
>He didn't get fried just because Aphrodite told him she was a goddess

Yeah, that's not what I meant. I mean that if he had actually apprehended her visage directly he would have been fried.

>>505220
Alright, sorry then. I don't know which of those posts were you, but I was confused since he remains explicitly unfried but you were talking about being fried.

>>505200
Not to mention it would be the equivalent of some Australian aborigine Pygmy making babies with some grill with 160+ iq that's 6' and not a nigger ;D

>Inb4 /pol/ pls go

i'd rather have sex with the girl from that dress statue pic

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>>505247
Are you implying this isn't the pinnacle of human evolution, the golden-haired super-race of philosopher kings destined to be the bastion of civilization against the barbarian hordes?

Also I want to cuddle with Hestia. She probably gives really great hugs.

>>504803
Jesus, humanity was fucking amazing at writing smut back in the day. I could fap one out to a scenario this hot.

>>504803

>Ancient Greeks had this much repressed incestuous desire

>>507531
They fucked boys too.

I imagine it'd be like fucking on every drug there is all at once

>Most cash puss you can imagine
>Every thrust into her feels like an orgasm in itself
>Her vag and booty literally taste so good that you literally don't want to stop eating them out
>Her blowjobs take you to another worldly mental state you never dreamed of
>When you actually do orgasm, it's a life changing experience and the post-coital happiness/satisfaction lasts the rest of your life.

>>505395
I once fapped to the tale of Inana/Ishtar in the underworld
I regret nothing even though that wasn't exactly necrophilia

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>>502977
pretty terrifying actually, i'd imagine. Also, unless she altered her self, wouldn't she be fucking massive?
i'm not gonna lie, i only have reddit tier knowledge of Ancient deities.

>>505247
>and not a nigger

Are you implying Aborigines are blacks?

>>507981
they are niggers

>>508167
You're a nigger