Meanwhile, on Roman /his/...

BANIVS?

>>48161
Hannibal is love
Hannibal is life

Weep you girls my benis has given you up now it penetrates mens behinds!

>>48161
that Ceasar is starting to get on my nerves

>>48269
Was Ceaser even born in Rome?
Does he even worship Jupiter?

those Germanic immigrants are fucking barbarians, why did our keked emperor let them in

>>48324
You're just paranoid, he's a Julian and surely he will lead us to greatness.
I say we give him some more power.

Who here has tried Elagabalus' boipussy? Heard he's selling it for four denarii familia

>>48359
hey fuck that i like my comfy Senate seat.M-MY VOTE MATTERS DAMMIT

g a l l i a
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Holy fuck, why are we letting in so many barbarians? Our Legions are becoming less Roman and it's harder to maintain control.

Hey guys - I just had a great idea - what if we started mixing like lead and shit into our coinage so that we have more money but use less precious metals! Somebody get me a Triumph.

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Caesar's a bitch... pass it on

>>48161
CARTHAGO DELENDA EST

>>48161
Is the speaker blind or something? He speaking to the empty side of the room.

There are even people in the crowd (on the front -right) who're laughing at the idiot.

>Nero did nothing wrong
Keksimus Maximus

>>48433
Your retarded, right?

Hey guys, pederasty is a thing.
Of this, I am implying things about your character.

I WANT GAULS OUT OF MY EMPIRE.

>>48419

Sounds like a good idea

Lets start putting less silver into our coins until its only about 2.5 percent silver

I don't see how any of this could go wrong

>be walking along the town
>some uppity Christian fuck was preaching his bullshit to me like I'm some fucking peasant >murder his wife and children
>make him fight a lion at the Coliseum
>does surprisingly well
>yell "UNLEASH THE TIGERS"
>all three eat him
>crowd cheers

kek

>try to go to Rock Stop to pick up the latest edition of Call of Ooga: Cave Warfare
>road blocked because Caesar is kill
>etc.

>>48582
noice, christians are always the best show

~==: CARTHAGE MUST FALL :==~

Some of you are alright
Some rivers weren't meant to be crossed
Don't come to the senate tomorrow

Brutus

>>48607
>>road blocked because Caesar is kill
CUI BONO?

>>48449
Is this the first recorded meme?

>>48621
I love this fucking board.

>>48621

Thanks senpai

Latin as lingua franca when?

>>48621
Watch out, optimates uprising in progress

hey so you guys think Augustus is salty about the whole assassinating his Uncle Caesar thing?

I mean he's cool about it now r-right?

>>48761
>franca
Nice try barbarian

Hey guys, the Gauls aren't so bad are they? we should be good humans and let them in..

>>48633
dubs confirm the meme

>>48821

>Good Romans died fighting off gallic invaders from the steps of Rome itself
>Weak willed faggots descended from the men cowering in fear instead of fighting want to open the gates to them

LEAVE NOW

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>>48621
This is quickly becoming my favourite board.

>>48161
/HIS/ CVCKOLD EST

DR BRUTUS I'M PRAETORIAN
YOU'RE A BIG BARBARIAN

>>48892
IV TU

Carthage must be destroyed

>>48934
Crashing this trireme, with no survivors

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>>48621

Guys there's a bunch of Gauls outside my house and they're demanding tribute

What the fuck do I do

Hey - anyone heard anything from Varus in Gaul?

>>48633
The first forced meme.

>>48621
meum lateribus = ad astra

>>49014
Be a proud roman, march out there and crucify every single one of them

WHO IS SPARTACUS?!!!

>>49093
I am Spartacus

>>49093
Definitely not I, oh Vigiles

DEVS VULT PAGAN SHITS!

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hey faggots, just checking what you up to. I hate every single one of you by the way. I hope the Seleucids destroy your stupid republic, at least before they eat my arrows lol

Enjoy walking with your feet, I piss on your marble lol

later

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NVBIANED WHEN??!

>>49171
MUH REPUBLIK
average roman pleb, lel

>>49171
Shapur is the true King of Iran and Aniran. Parthia a shit. Persia 4 life

>>48433
>deleted
dura lex sed lex

>mfw my neighbor only has 3 slaves
>mfw his entire china isn't made of pure copper
>mfw the poor fuck only has 1 horse

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Alright Romans going to the Coliseum for the first time who should I put my pound of silver on?

The Rhino or the Bear?

L O N D I N I U M
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>>48621

my sides

>>49408
>tfw no qtpi twink slave

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>>48621
Saved for future threads.

ROME NEEDS MULTICULTURALISM

>>49675
Let those germans in, they are fleeing from huns, they will enrich our roman culture. We asimilated gauls, they will also assimilate. Limes won't solve anything, open up. ROMA INVICTA

SANTI FAEX

has anyone else of this crazy Jew claiming to be King Jew? Everyone says he walked on water

me and some of my friends are gonna check this faex out

>>49937
Herod dropped the ball tbqh senpai

The barbarian internet defence force is on full force tonight

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>>48460
Its Cicero and Antony m8. The OP cropped it badly.

>Carthaginian Hispania

Absolutely barbaric. We have to do something about this.

VARUS, YOU'VE TAKEN EVERYTHING FROM ME.

>>50199
>Herod
kek my latera

Reminder that the senate is controlled by reptilian carthaginians

>>48269
optimates scum

>>50746
Julius pls go

wtb rune scimitar 14k

>>50612
I thought it was Cicero and Cataline.

>>50767
>populus c.uck

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>>50769
No u

>>50863
>Julius Scrolls Defense Force pls go

I proclaim myself king of the jews

>>50916

I wash my hands of this bullshit. This is above my pay grade.

>>48621
et tu, fa m?

>>50916
CRUCIFY THIS MAN

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YOU CANT STUMP THE HADRIAN

W A L L
A
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>mid-coitus with slave boi
>slave comes in and says there are two men at the gate
>oh Jupiter, its the collegia
>put on robes and march out of room
>I swear I paid them my dues
>see the two men at the portal
>"Hello I'm Paul of Tarsus, do you have time to talk about Jesu--"
>go back to my slave boy, get other slaves to shoo them away
>interrupted my session for this

Christians. I wish we could feed them all to the lions.

>>51181
CRASHING THIS WALL WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>51219
filthy pict

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Daily reminder that this was the best Dictator we ever had.

>>50671
arminius dindu nuffin he a good boy he been sacrificing to wotan everyday need mo sestertii for dem legionnaires

>>51218
kek

>>51251
>that's not Augustus

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>>48621
Nice.

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>>51251
this desu senpai

but qvintvs was pretty based too

FABIAN
A
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Tactics

>>48419

>what if we started mixing like lead and shit into our coinage

Then what would we use to sweeten our wine you fucking moron? Think before you speak.

>There's still people on Carthago
REMOVE CARTHAGO
PUNIC WAR NOW

>>48621
I love you

>>50671
Hello Imperator, how are you doing today?

>>51243
IF I TOOK OFF THAT IORICA HAMATA WILL YOU DIE?

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>>51278
>that's not Augustus
Who let this plebeian in here?

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>>48621
god dammit /his/ i love you already

Someone give me imperium and I'll take care of this migrant problem

and add a few provinces.

I for one think we should finally do something about those Judeans.

WE WAZ KINGS N SHIT

>>48161
STUPID VANDALS FUCK OFF TO GERMANIA ROMA/HiS/ IS A MULTICULTURAL REPUBLIC

>>51395
>WE WAZ KINGS N SHIT
Tarquinius Superbus get out.

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>>51395
pls leave pleb

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>>48621
Kek
/his/ is quickly becoming a more substantial board than boards that have been here for years

>>51395
POLLUX PLS GO

>>48324
Donaldolvs Trumpivs
Demands birth records of Gias Jvlivs Caesar

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anyone else thing the republic started going to shit due to these two?

>muh land

>>51426
>Tarquinius Superbus
topvs kekst maximvs

>>51482
That's why we killed them.

>>51445
how do you know what /pol/ memes are if you don't browse or post there huh faggot

>>51482
Remove populares in all honesty.

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>>51426
kek

ROMANS ARE ASLEEP

QUICK

MIGRATE INTO THEIR LANDS

>>51515
I don't actually browse on /pol/. I only found the similarity between "pollux" and /pol/ interesting, so I used it.

>>51570
u r shit at damege contol
i know ur a poltard muffakka

>>51562
see wall
>>51181

>>51554
>out of formation
>no helmet
0/X, would not fight with

>>51554
KAWAINUS DESUS NEXUS

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fuck off latinfags

>>51554
I'd fight for those thighs.

>>51554
what is wrong with her toenails?

4/10 would not testudo

Hello /his/, I'm heading off to Carrhae with my legion bros to gut those dirty, stinking, Parthians. Is there anything you guys would want as a souvenir?

>>51554
them legs tho

>>51394
GET YOUR TICKETS HERE JUDEANS VS TIGERS ALL TAKING PLACE AT THE GREAT COLISEUM

COLISEUM SOLD OUT ONLY 2 OUNCES OF SILVER PER TICKET

GET YOUR TICKETS HERE

>>51554
i wonder what she is wearing under her skirt

>>51621
whores

>>51633

DA JUDES WIN DA SUPERCOLLISEUM

SULLA DID NOTHING WRONG

POPULARES DID TEUTOBURG

>>51633

Call me when they start the donkey fuckings.

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>>51621
Surena's dignity, if he has any to begin with.

>>51621
Pussy, mah legion.

>>48621
I'm imagining if the Roman senate has some kind of imageboard this thread would be the result?

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>>51426
>Tarquinius Superbus

>>51621
a qt virgin slave please

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Posting true Roman quotes for true Romans.

Lads, I am going to become a pimp and start a new whorehouse called "Blackedus". Who wants to be kekus maximus?

>Messalina's doing it for free

>>51599
Futui heri matrem tuam, barbare.

>>51718
from hispania

>>51679
INVESTIGATE TEUTOBURG
DOES OUR IMPERIUM WANT US TO BELIEVE THAT A RAGTAG BUNCH OF GERMANICS SLAUGHTERED THREE OF OUR LEGIONS IN A "SURPRISE ATTACK"?

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>>48161
>mfw my faggot emperor makes me stab the water and collect sea shells

Is this nigga serious?

Its the Year

38AD
8
A
D

get with the times

>>51367
fuck you patrician shit

We Roman men most fight against these Franks, goths, jutes, anglo, saxons, alamans, these people are dirty and their languages are abnormal.
We most fight against armed Ladydry trying to undermine our Roman way!!!
We will build a wall a wall in Britania and we will make the Picts pay for it
WE WILL MAKE ROME GREAT AGAIN!!!!

ᛖᚲ᛫ᚲᚹᚨᛚᛃᛟ᛫ᚱᛟᛗᚨᚱᛇᚨᚾᛎ

>>51735

ECCE URENTEM

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Not a Roman but a Greek.

Should Greeks be considered honorary Romans?

>>51861
such is the fate of all great nations

your kids become huge pussies and shit everything away

just like liberals today

>>51929
If you want to insult them, sure

>implying romans are white

**stabs someone**

>>51929
It should be the otherway round

>>51979
Roman were indeed not white they were Mediterranean like all the Romance people.

SO TIRED OF THESE SWILL SIPPING PLEBES IN THIS DAGGER DRIPPING FORUM

>>51395
>>51665

Are you guys ...alright?

>>52000
Et tu Donaldolvs Trumpivs?

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>>52056
REMOVE PICTS
BUILD WALL

>>51799
To the Tiber with Tiberius indeed.

>>52042
>entitled patricius pls go

FUIT REGESQUE MERDAE

>>48269
can't cease the cease

>>52083
Make the Picts build it, then remove them

I hear Crassus is going to go fuck up some Parthian shits.

Maybe I should join his legions, what do my fellow Romans think?

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>>52031
Oh hey, its "guy that refuses to admit Rome/greece were western"

Sup

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We will destroy those vile carthaginians
And those Easterner the Huns
Place your vote for Donaldolvs Trumpivs at the forum
Vote for Donaldolvs Trumpivs 475 AD

>>52203
should be an easy win go for it familie

>>52203
Join us, man, it's going to be fun.

>>52246
>need to be voted in
>not ceasing power

laughingprostitutas.png

>>52239
Lols but the Roman and Greeks were westerners
You shot an innocent patrician

Anyone else catch the fights in the coliseum last night?

>>52203
Go for it bro, the barbarian cavalry is shit, how can they possibly penetrate the testudo?
lol, what are they going to do? feign retreat and somehow still manage to fire arrows back? maximus kekkus

>>48235
Best graffiti I've ever read about

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MY GRANDFATHER FOUGHT AT MAGNESIA AND ZAMA
MY FATHER RODE WITH SULLA
AND I AM REDUCED TO THIS
UNHORSED AND SHITPOSTING ON /HIS/

>>52329
>tfw all the losers were executed

good times were had by all

>>52329
dank/10
did u see the whores in the back? 7/10 at best imo desu senpai

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>>52391
>unhorsed

>>52329
I HAD ALL MY MONEY ON BRUTUS AND A FUCKING TIGER ATE HIM

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>>52329
>>>/sp/

Daily reminder that if you are not using the AUC dating system you are a filthy plebeian or a barbarian.

>>52438
>ever betting against the tigers

>>52446
Rhinos vs Elephant should be a classic

my corpus is ready

>>52203

How could a man with so much money fail? I know I'm going, wouldn't want to miss kicking some eastern teeth in.

>>52329
My elephant fucking lost. Somehow.
My denarii ;_;

A fine Joke for you men of Rome
A man, standing before a censor, is about to testify, whether he has a wife. The censor asks:
>Do you have, in all your honesty, a wife?
>I surely do, but not in all my honesty.

>>52556
>>52246
>>52056
>>51884
>When im taking this too far

Some provincial man has come to Rome, and walking on the streets was drawing everyone's attention, being a real double of the emperor Augustus. The emperor, having brought him to the palace, looks at him and then asks:

-Tell me, young man, did your mother come to Rome anytime?
The reply was:
-She never has. But my father frequently was here.

>>52587
You jest you are as pure as they tar in my torch

Guys you really should check out this book called The Aeneid.
It's not an order or anything but you should also tell your friends/family/neighbors/people in the street/slaves how much you love it after you finish reading it.
t. Augustus

>eating women out on the city wall like some sort of dog
Eek out whatever meager sense of civility you have

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>>52657
>he vses a torch
what a cvck, candle master race

I hate this watered-down shit the inn calls wine
Where can I get a good drink?

>>52747
Kicks me down when my estate
Has been sacked by hannibal

I HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU

ARE YOU READY

READY FOR IOHANNES CENAIUS AS HE DEFENDS HIS TITLE AT THE IMPERIAL GLADIATOR BOUT TONIGHT

>>48161
Who else is going to Flavius' orgy tonight?

>>48161
>tfw unemployed stand up philosopher

>>52857
*slow clap*

>>48161
originali nuncius is not a Faggot

>>52890
I do not wish to Romacate
With Ladymen go to /b/ for that

>>52903
>tfw quaestor
>100k denarii starting

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>>52890

>>52786
Just make your own you lazy pleb.

lmao just took a shit in the rubicon lads

>>52329
I can't believe you people bring your CHILDREN to these barbaric events! We are better than this.

>>52786
>Not owning your own vineyards
Stay pleb

>>52903
>not being in Caesar's legions
LEGIO X!

>>53195
Shut your mouth
I bet your father sold you twice into slavery

>>52947
>originali nucius eats vagina.

>>53186
shut up Christian slave

don't make me feed you to the tigers

>>52786
have your slave get you a drink. is this a trick question?

>>53331
i bet he doesn't even own a slave

kek

>>53186
Why are you angry has you wife run off with a Gladiator

If this thread is sacked rebuild it

Just stored my life's work in the library of Alexandria.

My work will be posthumously justified

>>51278
>implying Augustus was a dictator

>>48161
The barbarians are scvm et shovld get no land in Italia. They have no allegiance to Rome, and it can only go Sovth

>>51251
He puts the "kink" in Cincinnatus

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>the look upon my face when people honestly believe into Cassius' horse-droppings
That man is nothing but lies and slander- I think he could possibly be envious of our great Caesar.

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>>55345
>He vses the newfangle "u" instead of v

>>55584
Well, technically, it was "u" for lowercase and "V" for uppercase.

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>>48161
WE ARE GOING TO BUILD A WALL AND MAKE THE CELTS PAY FOR IT

Who /Christian/ here?

>>55985
Fuck off profligate, that shit will never catch on

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>>55985

>>55985
you one of those weird fuckers that the Judeans hate? Why cant you keep your shit contained to one province? Now you profligates are in Syria.

>>55985
To the lions with you!

>>48621
Overrated post desu

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>>48161
>an hour-long speech later
"oh btw carthage a shit"

>>49171
"WHY HAVE YOU STOPPED? CHASE THEM!"
>"Sir, we're pinned to the ground with arrows to our fucking feet--"
"I DON'T CARE CHAAAARGE!"

[Parthian Shot Intensifies]

>>55985
>into the Lions you go

>>52329
Idk guys.

I think that Spartacus guy is getting a little too good. I mean, he fights better than my brother who is in Legio IV

>>56875
b-but who is he?

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Yov gvys catch the latest reenactment of Cannae? They had a Nvbian playing Scipio Africanvs! This shit has to stop

>>57212
I hear they might allow a women on stage next. wtf is going on?

>>57496
I blame the Hebrews for this.

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Guys.
Can someone explain to me what the obscaenum Hadrian is doing with his wall?
We're ruling over the greatest extent anyone has ever ruled. Why in Tartarus are we not rolling the legions over that silly little bit of land there? How many barbarians can there be?

>>58820

Same reason we don't roll over Germania. Nothing of value up there except some sheep, hills, and a bunch red headed barbarians that would rather eat their own shit and settle trivial disputes with duels to the death than be of some use. Even the fucking Iceni weren't as bad as them.

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>>48161
Zama was a fraud! No wonder Cato thought Publius Cornelius was a spoiled little patrician shit.

This has been bothering me the last two days, think about!

Scipio Africanus supposedly had experience fighting elephants...

Hannibal lost his fucking elephants to inclement weather at the very beginning of his invasion into Italy after Trebia.

Sure Scipio was there to see that battle, but it was over 15 years before Hannibal used elephants again!

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Nero is my problematic fave.

Vitellius of Legio X was here
G. Pompeius stinks more than those Gallic barbarians

>>48621
this needs to go on 4-chong page

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>>48235
Provide the mosaic, barbarian.

>>55985

>who /creepy cult/ here

Uh no-one you fucking jew, this board is for good honest Romans

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>>57212

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Who /hamata/?

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Some of you plebs are alright, don't come to Carthage tomorrow

>>48621

my sides

>>51591
>0
Disgusting

I/X for making me reply

I got an appointment with the Pretor tomorrow becavse some faggot has been eating fruit from my tree, what shovld i do with the money since i'm surely going to win?

>>62916
I, for one, like Roman numerials

Anyone going to the party at the praetor's place and watch some barbarian yellow hairs get raped by babboons?

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>>63473
Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

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>>48161
YUKIMURA 4EVER

>>48621
i don't get it

R O M A
O L I M
M I L O
A M O R

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>tfw Hellene fuckboys try and act like tough shit

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My fellow Senators, what the hell is our boy Emperor doing? Dressing as a woman, sex parties, desecrating our Roman Gods? This boy has also broken the law of vestal virgins by taking one as a wife! Although I have heard rumors that he claims to be the "wife" of Hiercoles. My fellow county men, THIS CANNOT CONTINUE!

>>64375
Daily reminder that Julius himself started as one of the dandy-boy party set

How good would it be to read people on an imageboard 1000 years from now roleplaying our current time.

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Why don't we just conquer the eastern barbarians like Alexander the Great? Surely we can outdo those Macedonian manlets.

>>64614
That's what I always imagine /r9k/ is to be honest. It's easier to comprehend than the truth.

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Daily reminder that the proscriptions never happened.
It's a hoax created by the Samnites to install sympathy in their movements to control the world!

Wake up sheeples!

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>Recieve letter from the Emperor summoning me to the Senate
>Letter contains that he is transferring powers of tribucian to me
>Emperor is so nice
>make my way to the Senatorial Hall
>congratulated by all
>Great day to be head of Praetorian Guard
>ceremony is dragging on
>ok Crassus, nobody gives a fuck about Judea
>fuck I want to return to my post
>MFW my fellow compatriots turn on me
>MFW imprisoned
>MFW should have listened to Brutus earlier >>48621
>MFW I take a swan dive of the gemonian stairs.

>>64614
Some possible greentext from the future

>Be me senpai, sad lonely primitive in year 2015 desu
>wake up, rub chemicals on skin to clean, wash off with water, stuff processed food in mouth for nutrients.
>Faulty genetics cause shitty memory. Make me forget til last moment I have work.
>SuprisedRobot.hologram
>tfw no fully automated workforce or post-scarcity economy, need to do physical labor to survive.
>take my fossil fuel burning death trap to the McDonald's where I work.
>See physically attractive female
>too unintelligent to properly associate. Monkey instincts cause hormones to fuck up interaction.
>CryingDonaldTrump.AI
>Leave work
>Get assaulted by roving feminist and ISIS raiders
>They've destroyed the world trade center for the 5th time that day
>Go home and watch reality TV and check Facebook
>tfw your account is hacked because no quantum encryption
>Stuff my face with more processed food.
>Take death trap to night classes
>Get shot by crazy guy with gun
>Pain.simulation
>Go to barbaric treatment center
>Die of bullet wound to heart because no bio-mechanical cellular regeneration implant.
>Still get charged $100,000,000 currency because no insurance
>Get buried in ground to satisfy great cross guy, local druids put stone over me.

>>51554
I'd watch the anime if this was real desu senpai

>>51554
Prime Breeding Hips

>>51554
fix those feet.

but everything else is good bro

Some of you Romans are alright

Don't go through teutoburg tomorrow

Happening will be posted in the forums.

>>51554

How do those tit plates work

Where is her helmet

How is that germanic woman smaller than the rest of the legionaries

Does anyone have something on pre-Roman italy?

UM MUFUGGA BIX NOOD GERMANICS WERE KINGZ MUFUGGA WHERE THE LATIN WIMMIN AT?

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>>48621

>Gauls out of the empire.
Us gauls were in Gallia long before you roman latiumniggers came here.
Romano piggu go homu.

>>50612
Cataline was innocent!

I'm not Cataline, by the way.

Do you smell that? It's smels like somebody is burning something. Thank the Gods I live in Rome with our Emperor Nero

>>66585
shhhh shhhh Gaul - here try some delicious Roman wine

>>51026

KEK.

>>63985

You're on the wrong board, so back to pol.

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>>66879
>mfw mods are actively pruning /pol/ tier threads

/his/ is going to be great, boys

I don't like those Greek profligate but they make some damn good art, religion, and philosophy.
We should incorporate them into our Republic.

Oh also, Carthage must be destroyed.

>>48235
Fucking kek

FUCKING PICTS
GET OFF MY ISLAND
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SEMETICS DID XVIII / VII

>>51251
Now that! I proclaim is a divine penis!

>>48196
Hannibal did nothing wrong.

>>52329
They need more helmets! They also need to eliminate the opening of the gates to eliminate concussions!

>>66806
>Delicious wine.
>Don't even have the technology to craft barrels

>Roman
>Not Nubian tier

Who here thinks Chartage should burn?

I shall sacrifice my behind to a permanent writing utensil if Jupiter gives me repeating numerals!

>>67067
>Gaul
>would literally trade one whole slave for a jar of wine
>put slaves into the vineyards
>make more wine
>get more slaves
>make more wine
>get more slaves

k thx mudhutboo

>>67087
What is hannibal to do? Cross the alps? Hahaha

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>>67087

>>67136
Can't hear you over the sound of my buddies sacking your capital and raping your women.

>>67164
And maybe he'll bring his elephants too! Ha!

>>67213
geese

SARMIZEGETUSA NEVER HAPPENED


POST SLAVE BOYS

Gas the Carthaginians! Punic War now!

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>I was only a boy of 9 years of age
>I loved Plutarch very much. I had all his essays and plays
>I pray to Dii Consentes and offer them sacrifices as a means of extending my gratitude for the life I have given
>"Plutarch is Love" I say, "Plutarch is Live"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I knew he was jealous that all my devotion was geared towards Plutarch instead of himself
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>Im crying now, my face hurts
>I lay in bed and its really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>Its Plutarch
>I am so happy
>He whispers in to ear, "This is Chaeronea"
>He grabs with his powerful greek hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks to Plutarch
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Plutarch
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Plutarch
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My father walks in
>Plutarch looks him straight in the eye and says, "Its all greek now"
>Plutarch leaves through the window
>Plutarch is love, Plutarch is life

>>49397
pecuniam leones dart

ITS HAPPENING! HANNIBAL IS AT THE GATES!

>>51621

Bring back your son's head on a spear.

>>67548
ELEPHANTS IN 30 MINUTES

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>mfw my bitch wife poisoned me

>>67655
>mfw there's no-one in Rome who hasn't fucked my daughter

>>48621
This needs to be a banner

NEW THREAD
FILUM NOVUM

>>67898
>>67898

>>67927
100% agreed

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>>50863
Quality memes my friend

>>52329
>spent my last denarii to see the fight
>bet on a scutarius cause guy looked like he could win
>fight starts
>fucker couldn't even lift his shield
>some other guy kills him minutes later
>slices his arm, throws it right at me
>mfw my only clean tunic is now all bloody
h-hold me bros ;_;