Historical figures that would have been 4chan anons Starting

Voltaire would shitpost here. Candide is basically one long shitpost about Leibniz.

>>458937
ben franklin would be too busy inventing shit and being brilliant to spend time on 4chan

People can't even figure out which celebrities in the current era use 4chan (except for rumbling T Swift), nevermind historical figures.

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>>458948
Don't forget fucking black ass.

>>458937
This nigga basically wrote the old testament of being a bitter voice on the internet.

>>458948
> wrote sarcastic, bitchy, yet insightful letters to newspapers all of the time
> used pen names, rendering him anonymous.

The dude literally was the original anon

>>458967
Totally would've been a /pol/tard

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>>458957
Don't forget this guy.

>>458981
Probably not, he would spend 99% of his time on /lit/, go to /pol/ for five minutes, throw up, and leave.

>>458947
Totally
Also, diogenes and Jefferson

>>460069
Diogenes belongs to /b/

>>458957
what would he browse, /r9k/?

>>461750
/lit/ and /r9k/ probably.

Cervantes would spend much of his time bitching about others' shit taste, would love the Penn Jillet meme too