Who's your favorite historical figure that died a virgin?

>>441906
tezla or andy warhol

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Big sexy Karl

Jesus, the most important man that ever lived.

God Himself in the flesh.

>>441918
Isn't it pretty much established that he fucked Mary Magdalene?

>>441999
b8

>>441906
Sir Isaac Newton.
He said that lifelong celibacy was his greatest achievement.

>>441918
Did the Bible ever explicitly say he never had sex?

inb4 Jeanne "Slut" d'Arc

Didn't Kant died a virgin

>>442766
GLORIFIED

>>442766
googling for the rule 34 now

>>443141
hope you like pony

>>441906
Tesla

>>441906
Newton

Kant

Nickelback inventor of the tester coil

>>441906
Moot

Did Hitler ever have sex?

Can you imagine Hitler having sex?

>>443513
Easily, his niece pissing on him is easy to bring to mind.

>>443518
Shit meme

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Virgin Mary

>>441999
Hardcore too. He bumbed her with NO lube. Brutal shit.

>>443577
Nah god was all over that ass.

>>443593
Divine dick doesn't count apparently.

>>443591

i heard that jesus used to bumb her while viciously lashing his thousand niggers. nobody else enslaved niggers but jesus. this is pretty much historical fact. jesus was so good at hating niggers that god nailed his mother.

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>>443577
Jesus also died virgin.

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>>443577
>her husband got keked so hard it spawned a new religion
Imagine being so much of a beta that you believe that an extraterrestrial being knocked up your wife instead of a random douchebag who creeped up on her while you were away, breaking your back at work.
Not even Anthony Burch was cucked this hard.

>>443602
>that god nailed his mother.
How else could Jesus be his own father if he didn't go back in time and sire himself?

>>443577
>>443598
>>443629
It literally says in the book of Matthew that Mary and Joseph had six kids after Jesus was born.

So you guys have never even cracked open the most important and most entry level book of the fucking New Testament?

Ludwig II

>>443611
By haramed Gospels,
He had a wife.

>>441918
Christians are really annoying on this board

>>443693
Matthew isn't canon.

>>442733
SO DID HIS WIFE!

>>441906
the children who died during all the wars throughout history.

>>446971
*applause*

Me
I just need to become historically relevant

>>441906
Blaise Pascal?

>>442739
the bible never mentions He married, so they assume He didn't get any

>>443577
lol no

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>>443652
a wizard did it!

>>441918
He said historical, not fictional.