/his/ Who is your favourite dictator and why?

Merkel

>>376458
I like Hitler for 70% of what he did, but I don't like 30%

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>>376458
Bokassa for laughs, Mubutu for pure avarice and domination, Trujillo for how to do it right.

>>376466
Agreed

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Pinochet

Because of the amount of leftist asshurt he generates.

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Stalin, because he did nothing wrong.

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Best nig

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I like Castro because of a certain intangible romantic air around him.

Julius Caesar

>>376544
He's very chill and his very existence is a massive disgrace to the US given that he's outlived just about all of his opponents worldwide.

Bureaucracy

>>376458
Ataturk

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>>376458
the proletariat

Kim Il Sung, Mao Zedong and Pol Pot

>>376571
The patrician choice

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Based Pinochet

Salazar

Based Tito, the only man in the world to at least somewhat make communism work.

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Can't beato the Tito.

>>376506
>implying the chilean asshurt isn't the problem

Right wingers are fucking delusional

>communists killed people, how could anyone support such meanies!!!
>lel isn't it great when we kill people? BTW Hitler did nothing wron

>>376576
U realize that's propaganda right?

>>376905
Only correct answer

But seriously for all his many flaws, Mao did seriously try to undermine the authoritarian government he helped to establish and that's pretty cool.

>>377354
>Country was poorer than fucking Peru during most of his reign.
>Based.
Kek.

>>376513
>not lenin
nothing wrong with stalin, hes just not lenin

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>>376506

Franco is also a GOAT dictator

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>>376458
Based Diaz

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>>376898
>>377399
>>377401
These t.b.h.

>>378396
>>379611
Best by far desu

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Salazar
>modernized Portugal
>suppressed leftism
>fought to prevent Portugal's colonies from falling to the savages
>proved that fascism can work

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C-can I play?

>>376905
Fucking top post anon.

I mean, fuck off and all that - i aint working for others, but yeah, top post.

>>376458
Augustus

Probably the greatest politician ever really

>>379878
Not really
The best thing he did was telling everyone in Rome that Antony was doing Egyptian shit, not that hard to do

>>379667
Salazar wasn't even fascist

Leftists charge him with that because they can hardly accuse him of much wrong

>>379885
Yeah bud that's all he ever did you're right, I retract my answer

>>379901
You wanna prove me wrong or just shitpost some more?

Augustus "I am the senate" ceasar

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The only answer.

Julius Caesar. Even though Brutus says he was ambitious, and Brutus is an honorable man.

>>377323
Actually he was a plebian choice most patricians hated him. >>377359

>>379903
No one should fucking bother with someone who actually summarizes the totality of Augustus' rule with this shit >>379885

And don't bother responding with more PROVE ME WRONG crap, anyone who has a modicum of knowledge about the subject at hand would be aware of how stupid their post was.

>>379943
So just an Argumentative ad Lapidum huh? Augustus merely used the prestige of Caesar to acquire soldiers that did all the work for him.

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>has made it a mission to protect Syria from Wahhabism
>last Arab nationalist
>has kept Syria alive for 4 years, despite an unending influx of Wahhabi terrorists funded and armed by the US, EU, Gulf states, and israel
>continues to stay in Syria for his people
>protects Christians, Druze, and Sunnis despite being a Shia Alawite
>will never sell out

>>379891
>nationalist
>corporatist
>authoritarian
He was a fascist.
Franco wasn't, though.

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You are all small time.

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The one and only

>>377399
While I agree with that, the only reason Tito got communism to work is because both superpowers wanted to win Yugoslavia to their sides and contributed to keeping the country afloat.

As far as morality goes though, he was certainly one of the better dictators. His people had reason to mourn him as he kept the country united, and people clearly knew Yugoslavia was in for dark times after his passing.

>>380789
>absolutely ass-tier strategist and commander
>catapulted Germany into eternal shame and guilt-tripping from the rest of the world
0/10 would not trust to lead the Fatherland

>>380789
Because Germany totally came out on top after he took power.

Lee Kuan Yew

>>377409
>U realize that's propaganda right?
How is that propaganda? The man is still alive.

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>>381723

Top tier: Castro, Lenin

Good Tier: Stalin, Mao

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>>381838
>mao

literally the inventor of check your privilege: the ideology

>>381717
>>381616
Germany is where they are today because of his stupidity.

>>381857
That is kind of the point we were making anon.
Hitler is a shit tier dictator.

>>381854
Also was a dictator unafraid of a nuclear war. Lol

>>381731
all other dictators are shit tier compared to him

>>381910
When you have 1 billion under you, you'd eventually want to thin the herd.

>>381975
China's population reached 1 billion after Mao's death. It was mostly that he felt that if there was a nuclear war that China would survive.

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Cause he was a champ

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Pinochet and Franco were already mentioned, so I will go with Fujimori.

>assumes power through democratic elections in the midst of an economic crisis and civil war against maoist guerillas
>the congress is still dominated by leftists and kekservatives who won't allow him to do what needed to be done
>performs a coup against himself, close the congress and assume dictatorial powers
>end the economic crisis and crush the communist guerrillas in a few years
>still persecuted after he left power because Latin America can't recognize such awesomeness

>>376506
Pinochet made Chile great again

>>378396
Seconding

>>376905
this man knows

>>376458
obviously just attached pic.