>one of the biggest and richest countries in Europe for over

>>3385598
>Why is France the eternal #2?
The French

>>3385613

england is french colony

>>3385664
Is that why Britain saved France is WW1?

>>3385688

that's retarded
France did great in WW1

>>3385693
>get consistently rekt by inferior numbers of Germans
>get bailed out by us at the Marne
>get rekt by Germany so hard at Verdun that the entire army mutinies
>get bailed out by the fucking Americans at the Marne (again)
>get so triggered by the experience that they instantly surrender in round 2
lmao

>>3385598
>get surpassed by italian city states
>get surpassed by Spain
>get surpassed by UK
>get surpassed by Germany
Thing that never happened


>>3385688
You did shit in fact you did nothing cause you've sent negroes and pakis to fight for you

>>3385705
>said Jean Pierre as he tried frantically to deny history

>>3385705
>Thing that never happened
>You did shit in fact you did nothing
Kek, this French delusion

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>>3385709

The only thing you're good at is fleeing, if it weren't for us doing most of the figh during WW1 you would have fled, and you did flee when Germans breached us during WW2

You're only good at war when confronting peaceful natives

>>3385705

what is the Renaissance?
what is the Charles V, Felipe II, Felipe III?
what is 1818 up to 1900?
what is 1945 up to 2014?

>>3385732
>when Germans breached us during WW2
Oh, I wonder whose fucking fault that was

>>3385739

Belgium which is a British invention

>>3385751
Said the Frenchman who had it taken away from him after Waterloo

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>>3385722
>>3385709
Pic related


>>3385734
>what is the Renaissance?
Thanks to Byzantine elites fleeing the sandniggers

>what is the Charles V, Felipe II, Felipe III?
Charles V spoke French and was Austrian not spaniards

>what is 1818 up to 1900?
Thanks to us exhausting our manpower after conquering Europe
A sucker punch

>what is 1945 up to 2014?

LMAO

We ruled Europe from 1945 to 1968, then you revolted against us and became cucked shitholes owned by German overlords


Anyway it doesn't matter cause we destroyed the Europe by destroying Lybia, serve you right american cocksuckers

By the way we will rule the European Caliphate so our greatness is near to return

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>>3385754
All those white spaces in your pic look like flags of surrender

Dunno, being a consistent second place while other powers rise and crash and burn around them sounds like an awesome record to me.

France is like the China of Europe. They have ups and downs, but they're always fucking there.

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>>3385756
Mashallah all these sweet british teens being raped

>>3385754
>after conquering Europe

french delusions
regards Portugal, never conquered

>>3385768
>Mashallah
>Frenchman
Checks out Jean Abdul

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>>3385774
It is Abadallah al Gazhi, filthy kaffir


I hope my paki brothers rape more of your children

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>>3385784
Oh my God, you're literally /pol/'s walking stereotype

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>>3385788
There is no need to practice Taqqiya anymore because we already conquered your cucksheds and your women are spreading their legs for us

G*rmcuckistan is dead and it is now the for the French Caliphate to rule the World

>>3385794
>your
Why are you so butthurt when I mention the various failures of France in WW1? You're not French.

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>>3385799
I am and more and more French are converting to Islam

We will kill all whitoid

>>3385699
>Brits saving the French at the Marne
>Americans being here in large numbers at the 2nd Marne
This anglo saxon delusion

>>3385813
It's /int/bait, retard. He's LARPing and so is our little Muslim Frenchman here.

>>3385828
this
actually

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>>3385598
To be honest, from the end of Spanish dominance in 1643 to Waterloo in 1815, France was pretty much the number one in Europe in term of military might and cultural influence

>>3385770
Portugal got conquered in 11 fucking days, faggot
Even faster than Prussia

Portugal is the country with the most unwarranted pride out there
Brits, French, Germans, Spaniards....all have some reason to boast, but Portuguese should just STFU

>>3385756
outstanding argument

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>>3385878
>Brits, French, Germans, Spaniards

Don't lump the French with whitoid subhumans

>>3385944
Don't pretend niggers are human

>>3386300

i will castrate you and have you work as my slave, dumb whitoid

>>3385752
why dont you get out of your stinky island and tell that to my face here in land boy?

>>3385878
>Portugal got conquered
>cort/state/armed forces still functioned
>conquered

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>>3386545
>state still fuctioned
King literally fled oversea, giving up any control over the mainland

>armed force still functioned
Portuguese army literally came under French command

>Napoleon ordered Junot to commence the invasion, with the cooperation of three divisions from the Kingdom of Spain.
>Paralyzed by fear and indecision, the Portuguese authorities offered no resistance. Junot occupied Lisbon on 30 November 1807 to find that John and many of the leading families had left for Brazil aboard the Portuguese fleet.
>The French quickly occupied the entire country and appropriated or disbanded the Portuguese army.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Portugal_(1807)

Tl;dr: Portugal was conquered in 11 days and remained under French control for a year until Britain liberated the country

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>tfw when you are not even sure if someone from /pol/ is shitposting as a islamist or if /leftypol/ is doing the same to trigger /poltards/

>>3386563

and?
Brazil was a kingdom in the Empire, a core province of Portugal
the mainland was just a small part, the empire still functioned

>>3386578
i've just returned from the mosque to say that i'm serious

I'm preparing myself for the Great Djihad and the rise of the French Caliphate

>>3386649
That's like claiming France wasnt conquered in WW2 because their was a Free French army chimping out in African colonies....

Portugal was humiliated in 11 days, end of the story
You have zero reason to boast

>>3386760

except we do
never conquered

>>3386822
Keep being deluded
Meanwhile countries that were really never conquered like Russia or Britain laugh at you

>>3385598
Charlemagne was #1
>inb4 Byzaboo nonsense

>>3386843

except Britain was conquered in 1066
and Russia in 1917, USSR is not Russia

>>3386843
>Britain
Easy when you hide on a island

>Russia
Easy when your country is a frozen wasteland that nobody want

>>3386864
>except Britain was conquered in 1066
England was
Britain was formed in 1707

>and Russia in 1917, USSR is not Russia
Russia wasnt conquered in 1917, Germans didnt take Moscow or occupy the country (unlike the French in Portugal in 1807)
Losing a war at the border =/= getting conquered

>>3386876
USSR was an hostile State ergo Russia was conquered