Tired of losing yet King Anon?

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>be me
>invades Italy with a huge army and elephants
>very costly wins
>abandons campaign
>moves to Sicily
>too chaotic, Sicilians are assholes
>abandons campaign, nothing gained
>invades Macedon, wins somehow
>"hey senpai I hear the Spartan Army isn't at home right now"
>assembles army, gathers elephants
>invades Sparta
>only women and teenagers in the city, few soldiers
>what could possibly go wrong?
>WellShit.jpg
>"fucking Spartans, that's it I'm going in"
>almost gets killed
>abandons campaign, Spartan army returns
>gets VietCong-ed by Spartans
>son fucking dies
>"Ok fuck this, we sneak into the next city"
>fucking Argos, everyone was waiting
>tries to kill Argive soldier
>his mom throws a tile from the roof
>gets hit on the head, gets paralyzed
>tfw