What are the funniest historical deaths?

Marco Pórcio Catão Uticense. It was tragic, sad and stuff; but if you are an asshole that finds deaths funny, you may laught with this.

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>>3367855
>assemble huge crusader force
>lead them into a desert
>drown

>>3367973
>using the Portuguese version of his name
Just call him Cato the younger fgt

>>3367855

Drunk Greek that died of laughing after watching s mule he fed wine try to eat figs.

>>3367973
> plucked out his own bowels, and tearing open the wound, immediately expired.
> he hated Cesar so much that he just killed himself
His death is kind of funny, but it's also incredibly honorable and admirable.

General Reinhard Heydrich
> 2 Czech commandos are trained by the British sent to Prague to assassinate him
>stop his car outside the city
>first commando steps in front of the car and tries to fire but his sten gun jams
>general orders the car stopped, stands up and shoots the commando in the arm with his luger
>other commando throws an anti-tank grenade at the car
>grenade lands short, injuring both the commando and the general
>general staggers out of the car
>both commandos open fire with pistols but miss every shot
>one commando escapes on a bicycle while being chased by the driver
>general orders the driver to chase the other commando with a club
>driver chases him into a shop where the commando shoots him twice in the leg
>other commando escapes on a trolley
>general is taken to a hospital but dies a week later from the grenade wounds

>>3367855
godfried of bouillon ... he probably died because he drank wine after fighting a day in desert heat

>>3368763
those commandos fought (together with 5 more czech commandos) against the nazi's in a church for 6 hours before killing themselves

>>3368796
lmao fucking cucks

>>3368809
the movie anthropoid isn't a half bad depiction of the entire event btw