Why did the Maori eat all the Moriori?

They looked so scared, that the Maoris thought they might taste like chicken.

They were hungry

They had read some of Marxs work and decided the Morioi were bourgeois

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This is actually a popular nz myth, basically used to justify the eternal anglo colonization of aotearoa, "SEE the maori's did theSAME thing to the moriori's so it's okay forUS to DO It as WELL".

in reality the moroori's were the pacifist natives of the tiny chatam islands, laying hundreds of k's off the coast of kiwiland. they were enslaved by the taranaki taniwhas who basically decimated them into extinction (might makes right)

the moroori's were not the 'original new zealanders", they were just maori's who settled there and then got scorched earth policied by other boongs, as maori's are want to do

maori's are very hungry bro's, which explains why they eat all their cuzzies

>>3341421
>by other boongs
Wait, do you call Maori 'boongs' in New Zealand?

That's what we call Abos in Australia...

>>3341429
Boong is a very generic term for all south seas darkies