ITT: We pair each 4chan board with a fitting historical monarch
I'll start with the obvious King of /his/
/b/
/r9k/
/x/
/int/
>>3336358
/tv/
/lgbt/
/s/
>>3336358
/pol/
/mlp/
/mlp/
>>3336396
Also, I am not very knowledgeable about Scottish royalty.
Why is James VII /x/?
Heian period is /a/ as fuck.
>Seclusive and elitist.
>Never went outside.
>Live and breathe for art and past-times.
>Massive boner for a foreign culture.
>>3336439
More like r9k
/v/ here. Hit me so I can bring it back to my board.
>>3336546
only thing I can think of is he meant James VI of Scotland, not James VII, and that's only on the account of the following:
>his father, Lord Darnley was murdered (ostensibly, but not provably, by his mother).
>Mary, his mother, fell under suspicion after remarrying his father's assassin(!), her third husband
>and somehow after that blindingly popular move she was imprisoned by Protestant rebels for being a fucking evil catholic cunt 'corrupting the next king'
>James VI was removed to Stirling castle to be raised by nobility at the age of 6.
>Mary, Queen of Scots, wasted away in an English prison cell, never to see her son again, >She was eventually executed by the English Parliament, who uncovered her participation in a plot to assassinate her cousin Elizabeth I
>Both his parents are subsequently said to be spooky ghosts that haunt various places being pissed off, awoo~
least that's all I can make of it
/k/ has got to be Charles XII:
>loved his wars
>personally took part in battles
>has multiple Sabaton songs written about him
>>3336610
well she has a game named after her
>>3336632
>starts her reign as a blissful innocent and slightly prudish woman
>by the end she's a fat depressed angry looking midget
Fits pretty good desu.
>>3336653
>vain
>stupid
>makes ill informed life choices
>generally quite unattractive anyway
/soc/
/fit/
/lgbt/
>>3336642
also she is by far one of the most influential monarch,one of the few ones who had a period named after her (Napoleon,Victoria,Edward)
the same as /v/ influence
>>3336690
Hadrian was pretty /y/.
>>3336358
>the obvious King of /his/
UNG GHGHNGN KUNG HFF /HSS/*
/sp/
>>3336667
>this is what republicans actually believe
/k/
>>3336439
nah man, /soc/
>>3336677
I have to say though, Elagabalus was pretty hot.
>>3336687
look at his pose
>>3336687
It's CIA man, hothead
You all knew he was the only one suitable for /tg/.
/lit/
Take a guess.
>>3337057
/po/?
>>3337057
/po/
fucking art hipsters
lit
>>3337115
lol
/x/
>>3337127
/lit/
>>3337115
best post in the thread
>>3336409
actually delet
Someone give me /g/
/po/
>>3336546
That's James VI of Scotland and I of England. He made occultist works and his interest in occultism influenced Shakespeare's Macbeth. Furthermore he's responsible for the KJV of the Bible.
>>3337171
Just pick some Chinese emperor
>>3336667
>being this republican
King of /ck/, /lit/, and /mu/.
>>3336681
/v/ influence?
>>3336630
>virgin, possibly gay
He's /k/ alright
/fit/
>>3336620
he was obsessed with mysticism and wrote a bunch of books on demonology and demon hunting hence /x/
>>3337115
Actually made me laugh. Best post in thread.
>>3336718
King Edward was a autistic virgin that ended his dynasty
Dude loved his toy soldiers. /tg/
>>3336713
Spot on.
Could you imagine /sp/ if it existed during gladiatorial games?
>>3337057
/lgbt/ with his n-n-n-nnooo I don't like you ernst rohm homosexual behaviour
>>3337057
>Hitler
>monarch
Lafayette
/hc/
>Hero amongst some, a shame to others
>took part in orgies
>cuckedholded king Louis XVI
>>3338333
Check'd
>>3336404
This one fucking killed me
/diy/
>>3336404
I'm gonna die
>>3336718
>doesn't know CIA
>/b
This better be bait
>>3338410
For me, it's Flamma
>>3336404
This is literally perfect
>>3338541
Yes
>>3337057
Not a fucking monarch
>>3338545
Different guy but I didn't see the CIA reference until it was pointed out
>>3336540
>Not Caligula
>>3337057
/ic/
>>3337171
Hi /g/
>Yang had a taste for teenage women and invited them to take a seat on this special wheelchair. As soonthe unsuspecting young woman was seated, "clamps would automatically spring up to hold her arms and spread her legs apart, while the mechanized cushion would place her body in the proper position to receive the royal favor."
>>3338948
This. Only an /mlp/ fag would make his horse consul
Nero is definitely /mu/
>>3336670
Augustus the Strong should be /fit/.
Frederick William the should be /k/.
>>3336550
>Akihito
>Heian period
At least post an accurate pic.
>>3338541
The rightful heir to the throne of /diy/ coming through.
>>3336404
Dead.
>>3339266
Who are these guys? I wish I could get the joke.
>>3339278
Caligula: Crazy
Sulla: Tyrannical, but competent
Vitellius (Attributed bust): Fat guy who was emperor for several months following the Succession crisis after the collapse of the Julio-Claudian dynasty
>>3337115
lmao
>>3339278
>Sex pervert sadist
>violent conservative
>Lazy fat know it all
>>3339295
Oh, thanks!
>>3339017
>Nika Riots
BLUES BTFO
RACE WAR NOW
>>3339266
Hadrian would be more /pol/ desu
>tries to exterminate the jews
>builds giant walls on the border
>is a closet fag who loves traps
Who could Attila be best associated with?
>>3336404
Currently dying
>>3336409
Fake news
>>3336358
Hes 4chan in general
/fa/
/hm/
>>3337816
g*mergate was pretty huge and /v/ is still the largest board
also look at the spinoff of /v/ such as /vg/ and /vr/ etc kinda like how victoria pumped out every monarch in yuroop
>>3339352
current /pol/ with their horde frolicking around
>>3336538
pretty good, but Leo actually took action instead of whining in front of a computer all day.
/an/
>>3336404
>>3339520
Bane?
>>3339511
Don't you mean /mlp/?
>>3336404
>youre a big emperor
>for sui
/trv/
he visited every single province during his reign and rarely spent any time at all in Rome
>>3336667
>and despite it all gets laid by a hotty
yep
>>3337049
>filename
yeah but then his wife murders him for it in the oresteia
>>3338410
the chariot races were always more popular than the gladiatorial games
>>3336404
>herbalist Pavel, I'm China
>>3336404
>pic related
>>3339460
>Found the identity of a commie who was braining people with a bike lock, got him arrested, and he's going for a preliminary hearing soon
>Found and captured Shia's HWNDU flag in 12 or so hours using bird flight patterns, star charts, and plane flight paths. May have made Shia have a hilarious mental breakdown
>Combed though Wikileaks shit on Hillary Clinton, packaged up the good shit for consumption by normies and distributed it across facebook, twitter, and the like though sock accounts to hide the info's origin, allowing her wrongdoings and corruption to be known by public, arguably having an outcome on a presidential election
Is that enough BTFO for one day or do you want more?
>>3338981
>>3339168
Nah, this guy is The King of /mu/
/a/
>>3336538
I would expect it to be Hitler though.
/an/
Hirohito was apparently a marine biologist. Also got a lot of exotic pets as a kid.
>>3336404
love it
>>3336718
Elagabalus is the only choice
>>3339779
Naw, /pol/ is ironically more Enoch Powell than anything. Thinks themselves righteous nationalists, screeching about foreigners but unaware they're just another kike puppet.
>>3336558
This
>>3336404
soz im retar, pls explain
>>3339779
>hitler
>monarch
hum?
>>3336720
>not konstantinos xi
I'm disappointed /his/
>>3338545
I'm him, and I only just got the CIA reference thanks anon
>>3336541
underrated
>>3340296
hes doing the CIA stance from the dark knight rises
>>3339311
Was it the Blues or the Greens that won?
I forgot.
>>3339766
good one
>>3336409
Counterpoint James VI/I of Scotland/England
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Villiers,_1st_Duke_of_Buckingham#Relationship_with_James_I
>>3336409
>Thinking /lgbt has gays on it
/cgl/
>Ferdinand was by temperament melancholic, shy and distrustful of his own abilities. When complimented on his shooting, he replied, "It would be hard if there were not something I could do."
/ck/
Death
Adolf Frederick died in Stockholm on 12 February 1771 after having consumed a meal consisting of lobster, caviar, sauerkraut, kippers and champagne, which was topped off with 14 servings of his favourite dessert: semla stuffed with almond paste and served in a bowl of hot cream.[2]
>>3341654
To be honest, if you'd ever been to the board itself you'd know it's saturated with trannies and tranny discussion. There's not so much gay stuff there really. So I think for /lgbt/, this is where our pal Elagabalus would fit in the best.
>>3340092
>Muh kike puppets
>>3339784
Also killed lots chinks. Perfect for /an/.
/trv/
>>3339766
kek
Who would /jp/ be?
>>3339201
Hail Emperor Norton!
>>3339460
Every board sits in front of a computer whining all day. hell you're doing it right now about /pol/. This fucking board war shit is the most annoying thing on this website, if you don't like "racist" posts or threads, then ignore or hide them
Hannibal for /an/
>>3342812
There has to be at least one 2hu named after a king or something.
Charlie the 2nd for /hm/
/vip/
>>3337115
>>3341778
True, I don't think James VI ever tried to have his doctors cut him a vagina.
>>3338941
You're right. He wasn't a monarch.
He wasn't an Emperor.
He wasn't even really the Chancellor.
He was a gift to the German people from God himself.
He was the chosen leader who brought the Fatherland out of the ashes of degeneracy and economic run.
He was the champion of the Aryan people, the hero of the Germans.
And the people saw this, and they gave Him the gift and the onus to defend the Fatherland from the foreign hords.
And for a brief moment in history, The Third Reich was the shining example of what it truly meant to be a nation.
Blood. Faith. Fatherland.
Heil Hitler
/a/& /jp/
>>3336358
>ctrl+f "/m/"
>zero results
You guys suck.
>>3343613
Hitler was fucking garbage. He didn't even have both of his testicles lol.
>>3343647
who is it?
>>3336358
>posting the King of /his/ without his queen.
>>3343666
>queen of /his/
>not Napoleon (female)
>>3343647
You already have the Zabi family.
>>3343647
>>3343647
Xerxes
>>3343665
Not royalty, but worth a mention.
>>3343688
the only mecha I've ever watched is nge desu
>>3343698
NGE isn't mecha you fag.
>>3336404
He's a large male.
>>3343703
I've read that it is considered a mecha, don't be rude okay
>>3343714
Its literally just a watered down anime version of Ultraman.
>>3337146
no, that's /r/eddit
/d/?
>>3343816
elagabalus, but i think he's been posted for /lgbt/ already. a shame, he's the perfect fit
>>3337115
I have a better one:
>>3339766
Fucking perfect
>>3343816
Empress Theodora, if Procopius's account is to be believed
/jp/
>>3336358
/pol/
>>3336538
>>3342899
One 2hu is a genderbent Prince Shotoku.
>>3336630
Behold, /k/.
/biz/
>>3336404
Kino
>>3337115
Sad!
>>3345952
>the original whale
it fits
>>3336541
eh, this guy's life is based around ponies
makes sense
>>3339660
Fredrick Barbarossa desu
>>3346073
/lgbt/
>>3343058
/asp/ would be a better fit.
>>3336358
No idea, but here's the rightful king of the British Isles
>>3337067
>>3337093
/bant/
>>3336538
Without a doubt
>>3337030
>REEEEE ISHTAR GET OUT
>loves a fake person
he's /r9k/
>>3336358
/mlp/
>>3336358
/k/
You know someone was badass when you have to say their latinized name
>>3336358
>>3336389
>>3336404
>>3336439
>>3336538
>>3336541
>>3337115
>>3336677
Would def smash his boipussi
>>3346349
That's 4+4chan
>>3341702
I think Commodus is a better fit.
>pretends to be Hercules
>pretends to be a gladiator
>wore animal skins
/lit/
>>3336670
>The king trained and drilled his own regiment every day. He liked to paint their portraits from memory. He tried to show them to foreign visitors and dignitaries to impress them. At times he would try to cheer himself up by ordering them to march before him, even if he was in his sickbed. This procession, which included the entire regiment, was led by their mascot, a bear. He once confided to the French ambassador that "The most beautiful girl or woman in the world would be a matter of indifference to me, but tall soldiers—they are my weakness".
/toy/
>>3336713
>>3349272
/asp/
>>3349304
Did he fugg his soldiers?
/gif/
>>3339673
>l'autrichienne
>hotty
anon... she was backwards ass fugly.
If you really think she was attractive, then I have more taste in my asshole
>>3342456
/trv/eller here. Can you please explain your choice?
I thought /trv/ would have been Mansa Musa, since all he did was literally get a fucking train of all his servants and gold and run around Africa telling everyone else how rich and amazing his life was. He's basically the equivilant of your modern instagram user
>>3351222
Hadrian travelled a lot throughout the empire, rarely visiting the capital.
>>3342812
Princess kaguya
>>3351222
I think Mansa Musa would be /biz/
Hadrian was the Roman Emperor, but he didn't even like the city itself so he spent literally all of his reign just traveling around the massive empire
>>3339266
/his/ should be Claudius, as he was devoted to the art of our muse Clio besides other liberal pursuits.
>>3354285
Mansa Musa was the equivalent of the times of an Oil Sheik. Augustus was way richer than him anyway too, he alone had the entirity of Egypt as his feud.
Qin Shi Huang
>>3356990
Forgot to say, it's /toy/.
Someone archive this thread
>>3357209
No you
>>3336396
Kek
>>3339266
>>3354327
agreed
>>3347627
underrated post
>>3336404
Perfect post.
>>3343703
Yes it is. Just because it becomes weird halfway doesn't mean it isn't a mecha series.
>>3336358
im 100% pure blooded russian nobility
claiming the throne of jp