ITT: You have 15 seconds to prove to me that you exist.

>>333531
but i don't

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>>333531
No, it's just you buddy.

>>333531
Pffft, like I need to prove anything to figments of my imagination.

I give her the D, therefore I am.

>The tree remains in the quad in the eyes of God.

Although, I'm as a figment of your imagination, I'm technically you.

>>333531
I really don't know what to think about this.

>>333531
QUICK, OP, let me plagiarize Augustine!

>>333531
I think

I fucked your mom

>>333531
Would you ask me if I didn't?

>>333531
>>333590
He looks completely different in these two portraits, what the fuck

>>333658
The angles are pretty different.

>>333658

They're paintings from different angles by different artists.

I solved the captcha to make this post, computers can't solve captchas :^)

I just farted and my roommate smelled it, then complained to me about it.

>>333658
Different artists.

The one in the OP's picture has a lot of shit going on.

It looks like he's a dwarf with tiny arms

>>333531

I could punch you right in the dick and let you decide how real I am.

Hallo?

>>333531
If I rip off your nose, will you die?

>>333658

Yeah he looks like he's strung out on meth in the OP picture.

>>333531
I think there for i am
Or something.

1.) I think, therefore I am
2.) You address [me], therefore I am
3.) My actions elicit re-actions, therefore I am
4.) I suffer, therefore I am
5.) I know myself, therefore I am
6.) I declare myself, therefore I am
7.) Sentience: I attest to it, and I meet trials
8.) I announce objectives, and move to complete them
9.) Tautological Axiom: I
10.) Because you're a nigger

>>333531
I fap therefore i am

I cannot prove my existence to anyone but myself. Nor can you to me your existence.

>>334159
That could be a concept.
It's not necessarily a construct.

*thinks*

>>333531
What are the arguments against 'I think, therefore I am' anyways?

>>334581
You only think you think therefore you only are your thought. "I think, therefore I think"

you're using to language to ask that question which was taught to you y other people and has socially defined rules for correct and incorrect use

>>333531
I'm a little pesky demon tormenting you with illusions.
Jokes on you anon

I fucked your mother.
Sorry about that third 21st chromosome.

I answered your question

>>333531
you have 15 seconds to prove that YOU exist

>>333531
I think, therefor I am.

Easy as shit op, come on.

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>>335079
I shitpost therefore I am.

>>333531
Who are you talking to?

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I typed this right now.

Ps: Faggot

>>333531
Hello

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>>333531
But anon you just proved that I exist

I perceive and state that I have perceived and understand that I have perceived.

>>333531
I think I exist

I.

>>333531
What are you referring to when saying "you" ?

>>333531
Well, the fact that I am responding to you now pretty much seals it

I give the dick, therefore I am.

Thanks to year-long meditation, I have entered my subconscious mind, and what I found, was me.

I am not who I am, yet I am.

I am enlightened.

>>333531
I have 15 seconds, therefore I exist?

>>338712
*reveals fedora*

>>334155
I doubt this was written under 15 seconds. You don't exist.

If I'm not real, either you're crazy, you're a solipsist, or an artificial intelligence has started posting on the internet.
Those all sound possible to me, but I think the least existential answer is the most likely one.

>prove
nice meme, OP