>once we begin mass production...

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I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE

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Uber alles.

>>3327867
The idiocy of these is so transparent it's painful. How were these meant to be a good idea?

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>>3328001
Are you questioning the superiority of unse-*explodes*

>>3327873
How's an honest warmonger supposed to make a living?

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>>3327867
Look at this picture and tell me you honestly think the allies have a shot at winning the war, we'll probably be putting men on the moon in a few years

>>3327867

I wish they had built a few. It would have been neat.

>>3327867
>allies build a fuckload of light tanks that can outmaneuver and overrun the bigger bulkier and expensive german tanks
>german solution is to make their tanks even more gigantic so that they suck up more of the dwindling german resources
it had to have been autism

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>>3327867
NONE SHALL STAND IN OUR WAY!

>>3328600
>flying dildo launcher
THE MADMEN!

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>>3328182
A fucking propelled propeller.

>>3328182
Do those things have two panzerfausts on their tail?

>>3328937
According to wiki those are liquid fuel rockets

Cipher is pursuing new research.

>>3328937
When you've reached that point of ridiculousness, you might as well. Dirty allied bombercraft behind you will never expect a panzerfaust in the face.

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>>3328512
And this..is..to go...even FURTHER BEYOND
>10 jet engines you

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>>3329019
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>3328937
>Targettingaircraft on your 6
>While the recoil increases your speed

German engineering at it's best.

>>3329019
This is coming dangerously close to 40k ork tech.

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>>3329030
OOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>3327873
Intensify forward firepower, I don't want anything coming through.

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>>3328762
Let me correct that : A fucking propelled propeller WING.

>>3328182
The reason you don't see crazy shit like that in the real world is because they don't work. All the crazy shit Nazis had in paper looks like space age stuff, but they never would've worked

>>3329044
>Hans! We are loosing the war!
>Otto, we will never EVER loose the war once this gets put in production!
I'd love to see what went through the heads of people who sketched this napkin drawings.

messerschmidt 262 could have been in mass production if it weren't for Hitler though

>>3329381
It's almost like the world would be a better place if it weren't for Hitler.

>>3329387
What a novel idea, I hope it cathces on

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>>3327867
>to berlin, comrades.

>>3329387
How do you know that?
Without Hitler Europe would not have united, blacks, woman and gays would not be liberated. A lot of good things happened because of WW2.

Then again, probably the most heinous crime in human history, the atomic bombing of 2 cities full of children and woman, might have been avoided if the scientists who were responsible for the construction of this weapon stayed in a civilized country.
Not even Hitler used the atomic bomb against his enemies.

>>3329452
it's fake btw

>>3329456
Both God and man had by now grown tired of this discussion.

>>3329456
>it's another "Atom bombs were a war crime even though the alternative would have left much more soldiers and civilians dead" episode

>>3328182
>I deleted the webm of the cgi showing this thing in flight
GODDAMNIT

>>3329878

Yeah but it would've been glorious if it wasn't

>>3329452
Just put a bumper on its way and watch it crack down the middle when it tries to pass it.

>>3327867
Even the ancient warfare specialists knew when to stop. This monstrosity I imagine to be like if the Greeks or Persians would have used an even longer spear than the Sarissa, manned by two or three guys to counter the Macedonian phalanx.

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We shall drive them back with PANCAKES!

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That's not even Hitler's peak autism.

>>3330508
My god. It's the Luftwaffle!

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We shall power our interceptors....

WITH COAL!

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>>3330587
Wrong pic

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>>3327873

the idea behind these were to make them invulnerable to anti tank weaponry, since the reich was low on manpower, and on experiences serviceman

you cant just start massproducing a medium tank and keep putting crews in that has the life expectancy of 10hours

if you were a 20y old german in 1944, you had a good chance of becoming a tank commander or even a tankplatoon commander

obviously the idea is flawed but thats what they came up with

>lel why not just build more panthers
because your inexperienced crews will bog it down and youll have to blow it up

>>3328182
Yes , I don't think the Allies would have stood a chance against German engineered giant flying fidget spinners.

>>3331107
Should have thought of that before invading russia

>>3327873
God damn this is autistic.
I love it.

>>3330605
HEY HEY BE CAREFUL WITH THE UPHOLSTERY

>planes have made battleships obsolete
>lets build a land battleship

>>3332374
Logically then Graf Zeppelin should have been finished as a land aircraft carrier. Is that why it was cancelled?

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>>3332935

>a land aircraft carrier?

You want to convert a huge ship into something can travel on land for purpose of transporting aircraft...hitlerian levels of autism

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Now zis is something I can get behind, Hans.

>>3328182
Why you posting DC WW2 comics?

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Heh, you call that "wunderwaffe", Faschistiy?
>dives you

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>>3333701
*Shoots down your tank*

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>>3333701
https:e//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Tank
I'd like to see Fritz think of something this magnificent.

>>3333701
I love that goddamn tank so much. No matter how bad my day is going, that silly motherfucker is can cheer me up.

>>3332967
Of course it would be accompanied by a series of land-destroyers and land-cruisers for support. Imagine a land based Graf Zeppelin accompanied by several P.1000 Ratte with enhanced AA as the cruiser and then several dozen Maus/Panther tanks for the destroyers

>>3328182
what the fuck was wrong with germs

>>3328182
Just when I thought the third reich couldn't be autistic enough yet, they genuinely, actually try to weaponize fidget spinners.

>>3333756
Yeah. Good luck invading anything with a river or bridge.

>>3333933
If you design it big enough you can just go through the river, and the maus was designed to be airtight so one maus would drive underwater through a river while the other maus was hooked up to it to provide power