Angloboo thread

>>3307153
>we may discuss the might of the British empire

There wouldnt be much to discuss, as it had none
Let's discuss its size instead
An empire of dist it was, but a big one still

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>>3307172

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>Ywn land on exotic islands in massive warships before subjugating natives for queen and country
>Ywn sip a gin and tonic in the Raj whilst a beautiful Begum waits on you hand and foot eager to serve
>Ywn oppress African tribes and their women whilst writing home to your beautiful wife who lives on an estate in the English countryside
>Ywn destroy Chinese Junks and race to the forbidden city to save the women of the delegation
>Ywn ride the railway from Cairo to the Cape
>Ywn mock continentals for being savage and brutish all because you have a channel to keep you high and aloof from them
>Ywn win a war in 38 minutes
>Ywn have a fleet so large and powerful that it doesn't actually win any battles because no one can actually challenge it
>Ywn hold the greatest spectacle in human history in the crystal palace
>Ywn have a language that combines the beauty of the Latin dialects with that ruggedness of the Germanic ones
>Ywn enlighten the savages of the world and be justly rewarded with their lands riches
>Ywn be kidnapped whilst on a diplomatic mission only to have your nation dispatch a massive fleet to save you
>Ywn oppress dutch peoples living in Africa by putting them in concentration camps before shitting on Nazis for doing the same to Jews all the while offending German diplomats by saying that Krauts are harsher
>Ywn pretend that both Jews and Palestinians will have a homeland before tricking them both and splitting the middle east with France
>Ywn race to the south pole, loose, and yet rewrite history in such a way that everyone only remembers your team that died rather than the foreign winners
>Ywn raise the only God tier flag ever devised on every continent
>Ywn watch the sun set on a tropical beach during the most peaceful and greatest period in human history all thanks to your proud race
Why even live if you are not an Anglo? And why even be an Anglo when you don't live during Pax Britannica?

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You guys got any movies like Around the World in 80 Days or Zulu?
They have this awesome vibe. The oldschool film style, the British Empire setting.

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>>3307833
The man who would be king, starring Sean Connery and Michael Caine, 1975. Two British soldiers in India decide to go to a remote badland in India, Kafiristan, and install themselves as kings their. They do it for gold and power but end up being worshipped as God, and decide to stay around to bring order and peace to the ignorant natives. Adapted from a Rudyard Kipling novel.
I can not recommend it highly enough.

>>3307931
This looks good. Any recommendations for a ouiaboo ala Waterloo?