Can we get back to politics?

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>be me
>be 19
>orphan.jpg
>live on a small island
>i'm the only one on the island who can read
>villagers find my work
>they raise money for me to go to the US
>murica.avi
>ship catches fire on the way
>killmenow.bat
>make it to new york by god's will
>get drafted into the war
>wellfuck.psd
>win the war
>USA USA USA
>raise a child
>get a government job
>get accused of embezzling government funds
>this won't sit with my honor
>i can't let the people think i stole government money
>i write a paper stating that i was actually cucking this guy and paying him to keep his mouth shut
>mfw it's true
>my life falls apart
>friend gets elected vice-president
>goodforyou.mp3
>he blames me for all his failures in life
>wtf
>mfw the vice-president of America shoots me in New Jersey
>mfw I'm actually Alexander Hamilton
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