God is love, folks.

>Whoa dude, what if, like, god is love, like, shit dude.

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved God so much, I went to church every day
>I pray to God every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"God is love" I say; “God is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for God
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s God
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “Evolution is false”
>He grabs me with his powerful godlike hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for God
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for God
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please God
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>God looks him straight in the eyes and says “I love you.”
>God leaves through my window
>God is love. God is life.