How the FUCK did he get away with it?

>>3294152
>haha nah I can totally resupply an enveloped army with transport planes, trust me

>>3294152

ne jebi, thats not tito, we dont forget the old mans face just cause theres some fucker that kinda looks like him

>>3294152
based Göring

>>3294152
>Be Hermann Göring
>Know the war is going to end in disaster
>Start eating everything
>Cakes, strudels, buffets worth of meals
>Become fat
>Zeppelin sized
>War is coming to a violent close
>Everyone is fucked
>Hitler offs himself
>Head for the hills
>Find secret bunker
>Exercise food off
>Look like a completely new man
>Go for Yugoslavia
>Still have lust for power but know everyone hates Nazism
>Goes commie
>A slimmed Hermann Göring, completely unrecognizable to anyone, rules over Yuogslavia until death, making the USSR look like fools at every stop and playing both the Americans and Soviets against one another for influence.

>>3294152
That face looks shopped in.

>>3294906
Funny enough, there's tons of conspiracy theories about Tito, claiming that he actually lost a finger during WWII, was later killed and was replaced by someone else. Most common theory is that post-WWII Tito is actually some Polish Jew working for the KGB. And pre-WWII Tito was a locksmith, post-WWII Tito dressed in sharp suits, spoke multiple languages and played the piano.

He also had a very strange accent that doesn't quite fit anywhere in Yugoslavia.

>>3294906
Tito died in Clinic centre of Ljubljana on May 4, 1980, from a gangrena in legs. In his last days of agony, Tito spoke mostly in Wiener-deutsch of his youth, and not in his usual Inter-Slavic as former president. Tito is buried in his mausoleum in Belgrade named The House of Flowers. At time of his death, he was the most powerful Jewish ruler in World; thus nearly all important states were obliged to assist on his funeral, that accompanied about 120 different rulers. Therefore also now, his young life and his post-war massacres on civilians became an untouchable taboo eliminated from his adorating bibliographies. Even now after Yugoslavian bloody disaster, his numerous monuments persisted across subentire ex-Yugoslavia (except in Serbia), and he is so far especially adorated in Bosnia, Kossova and Makedonija whose nations and territories were created by him.

He was even glorified in new Croatia by recent ruling liberal-leftists (ex-communists), as the biggest (false) Croat of entire regional history - despite the fact that he was the biggest eliminator leading the massacres of 700,000 Croats (mostly civilians). In entire Yugoslavia 1944-1980, he was responsible for massacring about 1,100000 victims, and therefore he is the 9th one among the major mass-murderers in the known World history. In general, his role and effects in Balkans were very similar as these of J.V. Stallin in USSR and Russia. Therefore it was quite logical and expectable that after his death, Yugoslavia exploded in a very bloody regional war.

For this biography were used only selected verifiable indications from internet, combined and completed by other complementary documentation as follows. Except some national megalomany, the most realistic published biography of J.B. Tito is this one by M. Todorovic (2nd edit. 2005), being mostly congruent with other independent testimonies and documentation.

>>3294940
>he was the most powerful Jewish ruler in World
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