ITT: caveman /his/ No berry-pickers allowed

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Fucking modern art these days I swear. This shit will never go down in history like classics such as Og's story about killing a cave bear with a rock.

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thicc

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It's 15,000 BC and you're roasting a boar with your m8s when a pack of protodogs pick up the scent and walk up to your camp.

You want to kill them all indiscriminately for food but your m8 insists that you only kill the aggressive ones and allow the more placid ones to breed because he is convinced traits such as aggression and friendliness can be passed through the generations.

Who is in the wrong here?

>>3291042
She's visibly 13 spring old maximum anon, that's underage cave porn.

>>3291089
more like

It's 15,000 BC and you're hunting a boar with your m8s and only manage to injure it before it gets away when a pack of protodogs pick up the scent, catch up to it and bring it down, you scare off the dogs, pick up the boar and take it to your camp.

You want to eat all the boar but your m8 insists that you present some as an offering to the benevolent animal spirits who helped you catch the boar, the friendly protodogs are willing to approach you to take the meat. Soon the protodogs accompany you whenever you go out hunting and the friendly ones are more likely to survive and reproduce, soon they are pretty much living in your camps.

Who is in the wrong here?

>>3291159
Aggressice protodogs for being alpha virgins and not realizing homo sapians= more bitchs
Beta chads allways wins

Those berry-picking numales don't deserve our wealth. Things will never be as good as they were when our grandfayhers hunted mammoths.

>>3290941
>still believing in the caveman meme

Oog put penis in zarg's butt
Penis belong in oogette's hole
Oog dumb and angering the ancient spirit fathers

Who gave birth to the Great Mother?

Thinkgen.cavepainting

>>3291170
Yes, though Chaddoggo was not a beta, the other dogs were too scared to approach the humans and were the true betas.

>>3291226
What if it was a giant invisible snake?

>>3291261
We must gather a lot of red berries and feed them to the shaman. Maybe he'll find the answer in his dreams.

>>3291286
By 'we must gather' I obviously mean telling Ogda to do it.

>>3291155
What tribe are you from? 13 is prime age when stealing a bride.

Ayo where the Cromagnon women at

>>3290941
I have a great idea! Why should we go and hunt all day instead of keeping animals IN our settlements and then letting them breed with each other? We will get BOTH food AND will have to worry less about getting it so we can do other stuff...like...how do I say this...
Imagine a cave, but outside, it's wall made of wood and roof made of straw, also fire isn't overrated

>>3291430
t. Liberal

>>3291155
>>3291363
http://boards.4chan.org/tv

>>3291430
Ug thinks thats a dumb idea

>>3291363
United Caves...

cavegirl say we dumb caveman cavemansplaining how into live on cave cavegirl want share with erectus man she say all man made equal which sound dumb dumb girl not realize caveman stronger than cavegirl so not equal dumb cavegirl.
i saw erectus dumb dont think about past or future just now erectus dumb and caveman smart but girl say I raycis and leave with erectus man
caveman blood now impure with erectus dumb cock but cant say because cavegirl like big erectus snu snu.
so caveman just stare at cave painting and milk cock by self and very sad :(

Me Torr. Help get moo moos

>>3290941
hoho is funny when we do this in salt grock /k/ave

>>3291659
>so caveman just stare at cave painting and milk cock by self and very sad :(
Harharhar

Quick question: How do we actually know that neanderthals were dumber than us? Our current logic is like saying that since the Iroquois were replaced by European settlers, that they NATURALLY had lower IQs. It doesn't make sense.

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"white people"

> tfw no clubbed slave

>>3291873

Still objectively more attractive that negroids.

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guys, maybe we can train horses to pull us on carts so can get around faster

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>>3291430
DELETE THIS

>>3291155
>implying 13 spring isn't best time for smush smush

Me bet you like big boogas on wungas too

>>3291226
Great Mother come from Great Mother Mother, obviously

>>3291226
>he question Great Mother
*tips fedora*

>>3292005
but uggu, dat mean there must be mother of mother of mother of mother forever for many moons! caveman confuse not sure how can be

>zorgan think sex makes babbys
laughingforestnymphs.rockpeg

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>>3290941
Hey guys, can I join?

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My niggas,

Why does though live like beasts?

Behold, we hath built for us a paradise. Buildings hundreds of feet tall, food for all. Come, bask in our glory.

We will pay you for labor, just don't settle too close to us. You are low IQ, clearly.

>>3291042
*BʰN̥ǴʰUS

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>>3292276

Unga bunga motha fuga. Bix nood. Where all your Black women at. Why you studying the stars and building cities, strong man gets most meat and rapes!

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>>3292276
>>3292281
Plebs

>>3291486
Haha dont you have to go to shaman and give all mammoth meat for mass spearing wounds stupid bunger

>>3292258
You come from mother, and you mother have mother, and mother of mother have mother too! Keep going for many moons, just like us. New Moon Mother appear on strange day when sky go dark, me tell you

>>3291430
t. longnose tribe

>>3291829
Me have idea. Oog make up bunch of silly questions. Oog only tell Oog and Oog tribe answers. When Nigoog tries to move into tribe, Oog uses questions to prove that Oog make smarter children. Oog call it Intelligence Questions. Or I.Q.

Maybe Oogette fall for it and mate with Oog and not Nigoog.

>>3291976
Why?

Unga bunga Rockstop

>>3292299
You lost to gooks, Aatu.

>>3291970
Hahaha you're retarded. Why don't you go suck on a cow's teat while you're at it lmao

>>3293485
Did you not read the unabomber's manifesto in the 90s back when this was all over the news? His whole agenda was mailing bombs to people and then saying he'd stop if Industrial Society and Its Future (his manifesto where he explained industrialization / socialization were a disaster for mankind and needed to be dismantled) were published in a major newspaper and the Washington Times published it. The joke is that the one anon posted about inventing society which would be the beginning of everything Ted Kaczynski hated.

>40,000 bc
>not doing staring sticks

>>3291976
>>3292272
He is not primitivist, a luddite instead

>>3291042
nice