Who was the biggest Virgin in history?

Marcel Proust

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>>3287252

The Popes.

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>>3287252
Hitler
>Too much of a pussy to talk to his crush; always said he'd talk to her "tomorrow"
>Failed artists
>Failed Beer Hall Putsch
>Wrote a shitty little book that everyone ignored until he forced them all to read it ten years later
>Too insecure to just rule Germany, had to expand
>Lose
>Commits suicide in his underground bunker instead of going out in a blaze of glory

>>3287252
OP

Jesus
>>3287262
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>>3287274
This.

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>>3287252
>>3287257

>Who was the biggest Virgin in history?

Jesus obviously...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC1aGOcijsg

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Kaiser Wilhelm II

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>>3287252
Not in all of history but pic related is up there.
>won the popular vote in '76 but got outmaneuvered by CHADS Conkling and Hayes
>died an old recluse and literal virgin

>>3287418
You're like the caps lock guy but a bit more sane

Emperor Claudius. Post the greentext image.

Literally dropped all his spaghetti and started crying and having a panic attack when he found out he was going to be emperor.

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>>3287442
>You're like the caps lock guy but a bit more sane

I don't know who the "caps lock guy" is. I'm so sane I've been appointed God on Earth no matter who denies it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNK655iUtr0

>>3287262
>Alexander VI
>Virgin

lmao

>>3287257
How does virgin mary get pregnant?

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>>3287435
>Issue
>Wilhelm, German Crown Prince
>Prince Eitel Friedrich of Prussia
>Prince Adalbert of Prussia
>Prince August Wilhelm of Prussia
>Prince Oskar of Prussia
>Prince Joachim of Prussia
>Princess Viktoria Luise, Duchess of Brunswick

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>>3287274
Hitler got lots of pussy bro.

Don't hate the playa hate the game.

>>3287510
it's a miracle I aint gotta explain shit

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>yfw the Chad superpower was defeated by a literal virgin

>>3287510
SHUSH

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>>3287257
FPBP FPBP

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>>3287479
>wife is a complete whore
>fucks half the Senate and the slaves behind his back
>had a contest with a prostitute to fuck as the most men in a single day and she won
>Claudius had no idea about any of this
>he only found out after his wife literally married another man in a lavish public ceremony while Claudius was in a neighboring town
>when he finally learned about it he hesitated to punish her
>someone else had to issue the execution for him
He even looks like the virgin too

>>3287640
how'd she get knocked up mr philosopher?

>>3287510

angel gabriel sucked g*d's d-ck then spat the sp3rm into mary's v@gina

>>3287252
i only know OP is wrong, because I know Trump walks just like this.

>>3287252
The thing you described here fit most disciplined ppl, but prob not some lazy fks who lives in the country side.

>>3287645
>recessed jaw
>big nose
>low set cheek bones

its OVER

Elizabeth the First of England, literally the Virgin Queen.

>>3287480
>>3287418
>>>/x/

>>3287252
Jesus

>>3287252
You.

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>>3287252
Charles XII
>spent his childhood playing with sleds and hunting bears with the boys
>runs away from Saxon courtesans
>can only sleep on a flat plank or with his head in an officer's lap pillow
>normalfag generals ruin his chances at beating Peter "Emperor of all the Chads" the Great because their sex filled minds can't comprehend strategy

>>3287645
sounds like /ourguy/ to me

>search Charles II
>not a single mention

>>3287525
Is there any evidence he actually got laid?

>>3287608
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeng_Xueming

>>3288220
Don't dishonor him. The guy could get any woman he wanted, but he himself said they weren't worth it.

>>3287252
>virginity is a bad thing maymay

>>3288222
rubbish, he was a sperg with a oneitis, "father" of all STEM students

>>3287257
>gave birth to jesus' younger siblings
>they got retconned into non-blood related after pope got upset that his waifu is a slut

>>3288423
Shut the fuck up

We will never know

>>3288222
And? Virgins shouldn't be shamed, it's a virtue.

>>3287274
Mein Kampf was outselling bible by 1932

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>>3287274

>>3290155
Yeah, I wonder why. It's not like Hitler was at the head of a totalitarian state, right?

>>3287252
you

>>3290206
both made poor decisions

>>3290260
This is not what being a Chad is about, the point is how they've made said decisions.

Isaac Newton, easily the biggest wizard of all time

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>>3290209

>>3290206

One of the guys who killed Guevara thought that he got his asthma from the Che himself.

>>3290317
>he is so retardpilled that he genuinely can't see how the Nazi regime was a totalitarian state

Ahah.

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>>3290209
Hitler wasn't the head of a totalitarian state in 1932.

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>>3290206

>>3290206
>please don't shoot me
>chad death

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>>3287252
kaiser Joseph II was beta as fuck

>>3287252
Isaac Newton

>>3290449
How the fuck do you interpret his final words as please don't shoot me?

>>3290565
>the biographer Jon Lee Anderson reports Bolivian Sergeant Bernardino Huanca's account: that as the Bolivian Rangers approached, a twice-wounded Guevara, his gun rendered useless, threw up his arms in surrender and shouted to the soldiers: "Do not shoot! I am Che Guevara and I am worth more to you alive than dead."[215]

>>3290577
>Not his final words

"I know you've come to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man."

>His final words

>>3290691
At least the edgy nostradamus studerstood they going to kill him.

>>3290702
>studerstood
What did he mean by this?

>>3290709
>>3290702

>studerstood

Fuck I mean understood.

>>3287252
You.