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>>3276562
>Inb4 hyper war/emu related bullshit

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>>3276562
> It took place in the Emilia district of northern Italy. It was provoked when Modenese soldiers stole the bucket from a city well
>Modena won the Battle of Zappolino (the only battle of the war), and the bucket remains in Modena to this day.

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>>3276562
>French open bakeries in Mexico
>Spics go crazy after tasting French food and pillage a bakery
>France as the holy defender of the baguette and the croissant went to war in the name Pain-Au-Chocolat

>>3276893
Imagine losing your life or getting maimed because of stupid shit like that.

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>On 6 July 1966, the Administrative Tribunal of Rennes summarized the French government claims that lobsters are like fish, that is, that they swim about in the open sea and therefore, could not be considered part of the continental shelf. Brazil claimed that lobsters are like oysters that they cling to the bottom of the ocean and therefore, were part of the continental shelf. Admiral Paulo Moreira da Silva, Brazil's Navy expert in the field of oceanography who had been sent to assist the diplomatic committee during the general discussions, argued that for Brazil to accept the French scientific thesis that a lobster would be considered a fish when it "leaps" on the seafloor, then they would have in the same manner to accept the Brazilian premise that when a kangaroo "hops" it would be considered a bird.

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>>3276928
>1 tanker: La Baise

>>3276928
>>3276893
What the problem with french and food?

>>3277017
compensating for french humiliation in ww2 was partly to do with it

>>3277080
>French humiliation in ww2

No such thing

>Pastry War
>After WW2

Pick one

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>>3277089
>>French humiliation in ww2
>No such thing
You can't be humilliated if you have no standards.

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>>3276562

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>>3277092
The only people that were humiliated were the Germans

Not only did we beat them but we also conquered 1/4 of their territory and they had to beg us to get back Saarland

>>3277134
>Nazis BTFO.jpg

How old are you?

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>>3277139
Old enough to smugly drink a cup of wine while watching the rapefugees end the acursed g*rman race

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>>3276562

>>3277134
>>3277146
You beat nothing you got rescued by the allies.

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>tfw you kill so many chinks, they had to completely disband 2 divisions and almost a 3rd
>tfw Marines and the Soldiers protecting their flanks stacked frozen chinks like sandbags

What are worse conditions to fight in guys, fighting in the extreme, humid heat or freezing cold?

>>3277146
While your own country is run by Emmanuel "there is no French culture" Macron?

>>3277156
Emannuelus "Jupiter" Macronus said that there was several culture in France which is true

There are Breton, Basque, Occitan, French, and so on


>>3277153
False see >>3277134

>>3277134
>>3277146
Hochmut kommt vor dem Fall.

>>3277154
Extreme cold, hands down. Once the temperature drops below zero, the burden of logistics increases a hundredfold now that the environment itself is an enemy. Fuel, heating, clothing, and spare parts are all required for basic survival, while hot climates make relatively fewer demands (though are still unpleasant in their own way, e.g. disease).

>>3277172
we don't speak barbarian here

>>3277089
>>3277134
I know this is bait, but it still infuriates me.

Well done.

>>3277146
Holy shit, you ouiaboos are far more entertaining than the usual /pol/ wehraboos

>>3277174
Just what I said.

>>3277177
As expected, considering Germans aren't famous for their levity.

>>3277176
play some Forklift Simulator 2017 to calm down

>>3277172
We've been arrogant since Middle Age and we've never fallen so far, arrogance is vital part of French mind and it is certainly not the cause of our (((downfall))

>>3277194
>We've never fallen so far
I admire your optimism

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>>3276562

>>3277154
Extreme mountainous cold was the 2nd hardest environment to fight in after tropical jungle,the hardest was probably Southern Philippines and Burma
every commander will have to expect a 100% casualty rate,thought im not saying fighting in the Alps as the Austro-h*ngarians or Finns in Karelia was any more comfy

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>>3276562

>>3277130
Fake and gay

>>3277323
t. Habsburgian incest child
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kar%C3%A1nsebes

>>3276851
Why don't get another bucket?