Let's have a a good ol' meme thread
Starting with some oc
>>3262560
Except that the Germans were the best players in WW1, and France would've lost had Britain not joined the war
>>3262566
It's time to go back to /pol/, Otto.
>>3262560
>>3262644
g*rms and g*rm """"""""""history"""""""""" are not, and will never be welcome here, his is an anti-kraut board
>>>/pol/
>>>/trash/
>>>/dresden/
>>3262644
I don't think you understand where you are, we don't take kindly to these Germanophile incursions
As my friend >>3262650 said, you need to leave at once
>>3262560
>throw rocks when out of ammos
And then take massive casualties in the process
French retards behaving like Palestinian scum in the middle of an industrial war
>>3262566
>and France would've lost had Britain not joined the war
>Britain
Weird way of spelling "America", Nigel
>>3262684
wtf don't call my ancestors retards, you'd do the same if you didn't have any fucking ammo
>>3262684
All I see are brave warriors desperate to save Europe from literal savages. I think the vast majority of /his/ will agree with me in saying that G*rms should have been mass-sterilized in 1919.
>>3262689
Antifa would not exist had we done the aforementioned right thing after the victory of civilization/decency in the Great War (see above). In a way, we are responsible for the destruction of Europe, through our undue mercy on the Teuton.
>>3262690
>The decisive turning point of the war was in 1917
Made me think
>>3262690
>I don't understand history, the post.
>>3262690
>America
>Relevant in any major war
lmao
>>3262611
Commodus looks high
OC
dont remember if its been 25 years
Does anyone have the greentext or a thread about the Romans being in Germany and its comparing them to vietnam?
god I did a bllocks job of describing it.
Ouiaboo fags get OUTTTT FRANCE IS BADDD
>>3262697
No, he's an Anglo, so he'd retreat or surrender.
>>3262566
sure, Hans
>>3263038
It was 1985 so it's over 25 years, also
REEEEEE FUCKING FROGS
>>3263736
quel joli bateau
*BOOM*
>>3262566
Imagine being butthurt over a meme
>>3262560
Should add
>wears a hat with a pike on it to look intimidating
>wears grey because he's afraid of originality
like those kids who only wear black/grey stuff
Or something like this
>>3263736
>tfw french didn't get more of them
>>3262684
>palestianian scum
>being upset over people just defending their homes
holy shit literal kike detected, didn't realize the IDF let you take breaks to shitpost Moshe
>>3262560
FOURTY
SIX
DAYS
>>3265647
>19 days
>>3263027
>being this autistic
Germany had won WW2 end 1942, they were so confident that America wouldn't attack that they left three and a half cecho slovaks in some bunkers and left to fight Russia in winter.
uk couldn't do shit, in the whole war the only two victories were dunkirk and the battle of britain which basically is a retreat and a defense
Stalingrad, winter and Americans changed the war, dumkopf
>>3263038
they should have nuked the boat
>>3265647
ONE
SWIFT
BLOW
>>3262611
commodus and caligula based. nero was a fucling beta cuck
>>3265789
the fucker tried to kill his mother i mean c'mon
>>3265647
>no WW1
>>3266055
Holy shit
>>3262684
who let you out of the chambers?
>>3266105
Long story short
>Communists can't into biology
>Notice rice being eaten by sparrows
>Mao declares plan to wipe out pests
>Orders millions of sparrows wiped out
>Sparrows actually controlled insect populations
>Caused explosion in insect population
>Consume huge amount of food
>Millions of chinks die
>>3266141
topkek
Holy shit this is good
fucking based sparrows
>>3266094
Kek
>>3266126
but snwoniggers are scandinavians...
That's a celt.
>>3266126
amazing attention to drawing detail
i wanted to do an alexander/caesar version inspired by plutarch but i'm too bored
on of my favorites
in progress
>>3266371
Virgin:
>rides inside heavily armoured vehicle, out of fear of ied's
>needs a large coalition´of militaries, still can't achieve peace
>needs massive support when returning home, even though he barely saw combat
Chad:
>rides on top of IFV, to feel the wind in his many facial hair
>doesn't care, that equipment has been unchanged since 1947
>has no need for civilian recognition when returning home, knows he made Rodina proud
>>3264584
>k31
>not the lee enfield
this triggers me greatly
>>3266679
fuckin saved
>>3263027
You'd have to be higher than apollo 11 to think that
>>3266126
>...more clumped than Jews in Masada
holy kek
>>3267296
i tried not to do that...
>>3267379
>>3263071
I got you senpai.
>>3266679
Lost my shit.
>>3262573
>not posting the best iteration of the meme.
>>3262690
>America
>contributing anything to WWI
Hello Pablo
>>3267841
>>3262566
Ha Ha Ha
>>3267524
10/10 would watch
>>3268025
gold
>>3263736
never knew about this incident
horrifying
>>3263071
Rome's Vietnam would have been Hispania, not Germany. People cut off their children's thumbs to avoid being sent there, vs willingly going to Greece and the Hellenistic east
>>3262644
Hello Lindybeige
>>3266371
Virgin Union
>Wages a war so expensive it bankrupts the country
>Shit k/d
United Chad States
>Win or lose, immune to consequences of its actions
>Impressive k/d that surpasses Hitler and Mao combined
>>3262684
So, did any of the thrown rocks hit their intended targets during ww1?
>>3262560
>>3267856
This is so damn close to being a loss comic
>>3269911
What war is this suposed to be?
>>3268997
Virgin Union
>war leaves no impact, most people forgot it ever happened.
United Chad States
>changes the course of modern history with no regard for international law or human decency.
>>3266207
Germans, anglos and island "celts" are snowniggers too.
>>3262560
The only good historical virgin vs chad meme so far
>>3269911
>Dutch-American war
The fuck?
OC hot off the presses
>>3270848
That meme will never be funny
>>3266522
k31 is way better, the accuracy and action are both objectively superior
>>3270848
just blew up constantinople gonna free wheel it outta here now hahaha fuck you byzantinessss
>>3270039
The marble emperor will rise again
>>3267856
Some fresh hot OC, grab it while it's hot.
Need to add more things before it's done though.
>>3265647
>history
>>3270848
My only wish in this world would be to time travel with Machine guns and grenade launchers and fucking unload in all in the cr*sader's nigger ass
>>3267855
Whoa, you can fight a war without money? Cool!
>>3262690
>>3272840
The funniest part of this is that Matt has a wife and kids, but the Beige man is single despite being ten years older than Matt.
>>3273535
>>3265647
And not a single one of those was a war the French were fully prepared or mobilized for. Huh, really makes you think...
>>3273458
Is it?
>>3268958
I think of the Jewish revolts as being more in line with Rome's Vietnam, decades and hundreds of thousands of lives lost for no gain, with the jews also fighting out of holes in the ground similar to the VC. Hadrian also gives up on holding Mesopotamia and Rome stops expanding after them.
>>3272840
It's funny because it's so wrong but that's how Lindy probably sees himself.
>>3273543
France declared war on Germany in 1870 and 1939, talk shit, get hit, I guess.
>>3266504
>>3275760
this isnt eu4 my friend
both sides "declare war"
>>3266126
good one
nah
>>3270848
points for trying
>>3265209
I legitimately hate this line of argument.
>hurr durr people in the past thought their next generation had problems, this means anybody claiming the same today must be automatically wrong because reasons
>I honestly believe and argue in favour of this, but if you disagree I'll say it's just a joke stop being so serious
Maybe Romans did say that stuff, and maybe they had a point.
Shitty OC coming through.
>>3262611
WHY NO HELIOGABALUS ??
>>3272840
H O W E V E R
O
W
E
V
E
R
>>3277820
>starting unjust wars
>>3279414
Joke doing the rounds in China right now apparently.
>>3268025
Never thought I'd see a leftcom meme on this site haha
someday some autist will appreciate this meme i made.
>>3279737
I am that autist. Bravo!
>>3279889
poles are subhuman.
>>3279920
t. commie kike
>>3268018
Holy shit
>>3262690
>all these triggered yuro replies
top fucking kek. strikes a nerve every time.
>>3273509
The funny part is that you actually believe everyone desires a life with a wife and children
>>3262690
Had the British not threw their men into the meatgrinder the Germans would have smashed through Verdun. The French were quite literally on the brink of collapse.
If you honestly think the French could have tolerated the losses that Britain had on top of the losses the French army had already suffered then you're an idiot.
>>3279920
t. mehmed al-berlini
>>3265730
>pre-reform Prussia
>equal to Germany
Obviously not otherwise the Frogs wouldn't have been btfo over and over again.
>>3273543
So what you're saying here is: the French suck at war.
Also, they were absolutely prepared for WWII, they built their big Maginot defense line. Too bad they thought a forest was an impenetrable wall and they didn't consider that the Germans might just shortcut through Belgium again, lmao.
>>3262580
>/his/ is /france/
France is a reddit country, only like by people who think they're smart for pointing out something everyone already knows.
>so, anyway, the French tanks have 24 gears, all of them rev-
>d-did you know the French were good before then haha
You'd look like a fucking moron.
>>3277225
>because reasons
It's because it's a social trend you fucking absolute dipshit
>>3281015
fuck off, /pol/
>>3281036
Prove me wrong, faggot.
/his/ is /italy/
>>3279773
What video game is this referencing?
>>3281114
Morrowind
>>3281114
Morrowind
>>3263198
Name me one war where the anglo surrendered to the Germans
>>3281015
fuck off uneducated redneck sharter, kill yourself immediately and follow your leader
>>3279920
woah, woah, woah, don't you commies belive in no nationalities?
>>3281011
>and they didn't consider that the Germans might just shortcut through Belgium again, lmao.
That's the Dyle plan. Everyone who read just a little bit about the battle of France know this.
>>3273535
>>3279416
Strangely accurate
>>3273323
I made that anon ^.^ tnx 4 postin
>>3263038
Refait le encore, Chirac la bombe!
>>3281615
This. As a Dutchman, most people don't even know when WWI was.
>>3263038
do it again Bomber Chirac
>>3279820
t-thank you senpai.
My only other OC so far.
Currently cooking up something good regarding Freidrich Wilhelm IV. Going to be good stuff.
>>3281191
the movement of history will sweep away all reactionary races
>>3279773
made me sad.
Why does nobody understand his never ending torment?
>>3283067
I'd just fucking blow my brains out in a milisec, like what is even the point.
>>3281114
Fallout: New Vegas
>>3279920
stay mad
>>3283350
Cherrypicked pictures. why do poles always lie to themselves, you are extremly poor, criminal and thats about it. YOure nationalistic as fuck ok, youre still poor and the bottom of the barrel in europe for a few decades already.
Stop acting so high and mighty you geopolitical playball of a country.
>>3262684
End yourself, Schlomo
>>3262706
>literal savages
kek. that butthurt frenchie. Absolute powerhouse of europe together with france and england.
but we were literal savages, sure thing francoise.
>>3283350
Now do one of those with roads
I can cherrypick too
fresh oc
>>3263736
>The Eternal Cane Toad strikes again
>>3266141
let me do one, let me do one:
>contract black death
>europeans can't into biology
>notice cats seem to travel with the disease
>order the killing of all cats
>cats actually controlled rat population
>caused explosion in rat population
>spread the disease even further due to lack of containment
>millions of europeans die
pottery
>>3266055
>>3262573
My friend is the one threatening to kick the kid in ribs. I'm glad to see this meme is still alive.
>>3279414
I don't get it
>>3285002
They are telling the ghost of Mao how he succeeded in all of his aims. The cultural revolution bit is about how American campuses are now hard left and everyone to the right of hard left is now a fascist who can be punched.
>>3269028
>"during the First World War, the 7th Battalion of Chasseurs Alpins took a German pass for several days and, lacking munitions, managed to repulse the German attack with stones"
>>3285041
>mfw i dont give two shits about venice but byzantium definitely had it coming in that instance
>>3262564
>Robespierre
>ugly
delet this Max is handsome
>>3285024
That's not all. During the campaign many in China compared Trump to Mao, given his rural first strategy, populism, and revolutionary rhetoric. They see Trump as a new chairman mao.
>>3284937
>fuck hippies
Edgy
>>3285024
>being this mad about fascists being BTFO
You can do whatever you want just don't be an asshole and infringe on the liberty of others. Literally worse than mosquitos.
>inb4 muh free speech
>>3285110
1) to them everyone's a fascist
2) first real fascists, then you
We live in a society of laws. Everyone is bound by the law, but equally everyone enjoys the protection of the law. Even fascists.
As for inb4 muh free speech, every right and freedom you enjoy today was brought about by someone saying unpopular things against the status quo.
>>3285024
>American campuses
>hard left
this is what a nation of political illiterates actually believes
>>3284661
Topkek
>>3285150
>We live in a society of laws. Everyone is bound by the law, but equally everyone enjoys the protection of the law. Even fascists.
t. ADL
>Implying I'm not an anarchist
Fuck the law. Legality does not equate to morality.
>>3281214
Sound like a bad plan, seeing how it failed for the French
>>3285150
>to them everyone is a facists
It doesn't work like this, if you want to know how anti fascist activists use fascism see pic related. There is the literal sense and the pragmatic sense, as in most cases with politically charge words, the literal sense is complete trash.
>>3285024
>Maoism
>antifa's who function outside of popular action in decentralized cells and mostly consist of anarchists, or libertarian communists
Huh? The maoists were beating up and executing academics who held the same political convictions as antifa's. accusing them of being westernized reactionaries that were enemies of the people's revolution.
Learn your history and political philosophy.
>>3277820
Similar OC I made a few months ago.
>>3285041
>if it wasn't for venice, we would be speaking muslim now!
>The Byzantines had it coming
Venice is the reason the West lost Anatolia.
>>3285158
>Bush War Blaster
top fucking kek
>>3285198
Western college "revolutionaries" are retarded, more news at 11.
>>3285163
>I'm an anarchist
>>3285168
All the "fascist" supporters and parties in Europe want is for the shitskins to get the fuck out of europe. That's perfectly reasonable, it's not their lands.
>>3281114
Fallout: Van Buren
>>3283067
Nazis were a fucking joke
>>3262560
fresh off the meme press boys
>>3285583
What do western college revolutionaries have to do with the post you replied to?
>>3285597
If you think that's true stop driving with the oil that is obtained by destabilizing their home.
>>3285588
Take this kind of banter to /pol/
>>3285815
Bismarck was chancellor, and he couldn't have selected the Kaiser, I don't know what you're trying to get at
>>3284711
>20th century China literally on the same level as 14th century Europe
Bravo
>>3285815
>not helping Hitler win because you think it'd be funny to see what happens
>>3266055
My abs hurt
>>3285833
>Russia, Canada, the US, and Norway are shitskin countries
>>3264552
>hurr fukken /pol/
>hurr fukken kike
If you're going to throw around shitty, tired, schlocky rhetoric at least try to make it somewhat consistent between posts.
>>3285815
Bismarck was chancellor and didnt "pick" Wilhelm II. to become Kaiser who also wasn't his son are you stupid?
>>3285815
>killing Princip a second before he shoots Ferdinand
>>3286062
Yes, all of them
>>3285164
The Dyle plan was understandable. But Gamelin added the Breda option, in an attempt to save some Dutch troops, and threw all his reserves in Belgium like a retard.
>>3283093
savage
>>3283085
*Österreich
>>3284875
Did he follow through on his threat?
>>3279773
fucking nice
>>3262560
Fresh OC
>>3263396
what is kurdistan?
>>3286653
>UK and France
>one Arabs' side
Delusional.
This OC isn't too historical, but it is relatable for anyone else who has had to deal with this unbearable horseshit daily.
>>3266650
Autists here.
Please explain.
>>3267856
JC doesn't fit on a virgin 2D political compass.
HE only fits on a chad 12D political compass.
fuck I'm not creative enough for this shit
>>3286653
nice effort, but the execution gave me a headache(try to write more coherently)
>>3285947
>see what happens when Hitler wins
>haha great times
>use same time machine to go back and stop yourself from saving Hitler
>5 seconds later you see yourself come out of same time machine and you kill yourself
>endless loop of you going back in time to stop yourself from saving Hitler
>>3284711
the difference is that during the plague no one in the world knew how illness was transferred but during Mao's time a fucking first year high schooler could tell you how removing a species could cause large scale negative repercussions
now fuck off back to weibo chink
>>3279920
t. Ivan Leninstein
Nice try there, tankie
>>3286653
Nigger keep it short and sweet. Analyze each sentence and what it brings to the image. Format that shit in a concise and logical way. You got talent kid but you don't have what it takes to post in my Legions.
>>3286815
someone finish this for me, i've lost interest
>>3267368
>>3286458
No. He was a fat edgy communist who thought trigger warnings were a good idea.
I pretty sure that kid is American and we lived in Australia so it's not as if he could have done it even if he wanted.
>>3287407
Replace bed with experience machine.
>>3266094
Doesn't work as well as with Germany, spics are not well known autists before the picture
>>3284711
I have one too:
>turbofaggot sees a greentext story vaguely attacking non-white or non-european people
>triggered
>gets bitchy and posts unrelated shit in a pathetic attempt of whataboutism
>>3277032
finally the meme reaches it's optimal form
>>3285150
What if a law was passed making it illegal to be a fascist?
>>3285597
So pretty much the same thing they were saying about the Jews 80 years ago?
>>3288158
jews were nowhere near as numerous or destructive or ugly.
mostly.
also they weren't all coming from another continent, they didn't HAVE a continent.
>>3262697
No he wouldn't because he's a fucking coward
>>3285151
>>3288152
Said law would also need to specify what a fascist is.
>>3279773
A+++ meme, holy fug
>>3287426
Should be "The strong should fear the weak" tbqhwyf
>>3288186
Someone who supports the creation of an ethnostate.
>>3288152
It would never pass, even with the great number of retards around today
>>3288184
>college campus.
>chalk board.
>out of context (class what are some moderate sources?... [writes down list as students call out sources/sites they use], what if I told you these were not moderate sources?)
>>3279737
Heh
>>3288226
That's racism, not fascism.
>>3262576
>>3262655
you first kike
>>3288231
How can you know that's what happened?
>>3277082
Wrong tho.
>>3286206
That was like 5th or 6th assassination attempt on Ferdinand. If Princip didn't get him some Slovak would. A-H would still declare a war on Serbia, they were gearing up for war regardless.
>>3288356
t. virgin
>>3288904
>Slovak
Are you completely retarded? Slovaks and Czechs loved the guy.
>>3286686
Hypothetical majority Kurdish state.
>>3266055
>At dawn one day last week, the slaughter of the sparrows in Peking began, continuing a campaign that has been going on in the countryside for months. The objection to the sparrows is that, like the rest of China's inhabitants, they are hungry. They are accused of pecking away at supplies in warehouses and in paddyfields at an officially estimated rate of four pounds of grain per sparrow per year. And so divisions of soldiers deployed through Peking streets, their footfalls muffled by rubber-soled sneakers. Students and civil servants in high-collared tunics, and schoolchildren carrying pots and pans, ladles and spoons, quietly took up their stations. The total force, according to Radio Peking, numbered 3,000,000.
>many sparrows died from exhaustion; citizens would bang pots and pans so that sparrows would not have the chance to rest on tree branches and would fall dead from the sky
>Some sparrows found refuge in the extraterritorial premises of various diplomatic missions in China. The personnel of the Polish embassy in Beijing denied the Chinese request of entering the premises of the embassy to scare away the sparrows who were hiding there and as a result the embassy was surrounded by people with drums. After two days of constant drumming, the Poles had to use shovels to clear the embassy of dead sparrows.
>These mass attacks depleted the sparrow population, pushing it to near extinction.
>With no sparrows to eat them, locust populations ballooned, swarming the country and compounding the ecological problems already caused by the Great Leap Forward, including widespread deforestation and misuse of poisons and pesticides. Ecological imbalance is credited with exacerbating the Great Chinese Famine, in which 20–45 million people died of starvation.
I don't know who BTFO whom here.
>>3289323
Then why did they try to kill him from time to time? Or were they simply anarchists?
>>3285168
>the core of fascism lies in... the subservience of women
Kek. Part of me wants to see Weimar America happen just so we can watch these gender studies radicals get their asses kicked.
>>3289479
>this actually happened
>>3288536
How do you know it isn't? The point is, give your limbic center a break.
>>3288226
That's an ethnic nationalist, not a fascist, as much as I'd like to have all Zionists labeled fascists.
>>3265647
>ww1 didnt happen
>>3288068
>>3286700
Patience is a virtue anon.
>>3288608
There is litterally nothing wrong with the Auvergne
>>3285024
Very few Americans are actual communists, they are mostly liberals
>>3288184
only reinforces that America is a nation of 300 million political illiterates
>>3289588
don't be a retard, its true. Strict adherence to idealized populist social norms means the subservience of women. Sexism and outright misogyny are pervasive themes in all fash cultures. The same pathetic internet losers propagating facism in america are the same pathetic internet losers that have been sperging out about gamer gate nonsense for years. The patriarchy is real, not as an enduring object but as a perduring process, equality and liberty for women have certainly improved in some ways over the years but facist ideologies will destroy this if allowed to take hold.
I am a math bsc and am concentrating in theoretical ecology and evolutionary biology as a post grad
>>3285469
>fucking manlets
>...c-carpenter? no that wasn't me I don't know who you're talking about
>please don't kick me out i promise I won't break anything
>fight me 1v1 you fucking scrub
>>3279737
lmao the third republic was literally a clown government
>>3292319
Classic
>>3285567
Actually they are the reason the Balkans and Constantinople were lost too. In 1444 they transported the whole ottoman army across the Dardanelles to ambush the crusaders.
>>3292319
>>3292319
>>3262560
These memes have completely lost their original meaning
>>3289589
Modern chinks are literal subhumans
>>3262576
>praise anything German related
>go back to /pol/
It's not even funny at this point. (It never was)
Why did Mao kill all the sparrows?
Because they were Peking!
>>3292998
>>3292384
That was the Genoans i believe.
>>3288038
on it