Who was the biggest Chad in history?

>>3261686
Charlemagne or Genghis Khan, a tie between those two most likely.

>>3261690
Genghis Khan was extremely cucked ever since he was born, then he just sperged out on everybody because of his shit life.

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Chad

>>3261686
The guy who fucked your crush while you were too much of a pussy to even talk to her

The entirety of your pre civilizational pre arranged marriage male ancestors were all chads. Compare the length of the x and y chromosomes women are all betas. Makes you think.

>>3261686
Y-chromasomal Adam
Qin Shi Huang Di
George Washington

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>>3261686
This guy right here, including 350+ bastards

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>>3261722
In stark contrast, the virgin, 0 (zero) offspring

Jesus

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You all know it's true.

>>3261730
At least he btfo Poland

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>>3261730
>virgin invades Poland and doesn't even get laid
>Chad is so great that Poles make him their king, extra fit women beg him to knock them up
nice try Prussia

>>3261690
Genghis was an early case of beta uprising

>>3261760
This what happens when asian people don't get their daily dose of green tea.

>>3261686
some Spartan obviously

>Fucked boys for fun, fucked women to procreate
>Dissed way larger empires, which to avoid war with them, just kept quiet
>Enslaved a fucking lot of people, and were so alpha that most normies think they fought for democracy
>Feared by all greeks
>Had a philosophy which even the greatest philosophers said it was perfect, because they played dumb but were really smart
>Bullied everyone until the end

>>3261764
You don't really understand what a Chad is, plus you are into boyfucking. This is no thread for you, please leave.

>>3261732
>parents couldn't afford an inn, born in literal animal shit
>no friends to even show up to his birth, his dad had to ask 3 literal whos to give him presents
>couldn't afford wine to bring to a party so he made his own batch
>asked like 1,000 people to share 2 fish and 5 loaves of bread because he couldn't afford more
>sperg out and flip tables when people are doing things at his dad's house that he doesn't like
>flips out at a fig tree for not having fruit in the winter
>makes a house with the cornerstone the builder refused
>as the alpha and omega, literally has beta orbiters
>born of a virgin, died as a virgin, like poetry
Yeah, nah

>>3261764
>2017
>still buying into the sparta meme 2 and a half millenia after the fact

Caligula

>>3261779
>implying you didn't just made up that name

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>>3261686
Alcibiades' chad antics are so ridiculous you literally can't make this shit up.

>>3261703
>gets cucked as a child
>wont accept it and fully cucks all responsible
>this vengance is not enough, cucks all of eurasia aswell

about as chad as it gets really

>>3261686

Men on every continent have tried to model themselves after Alexander the Great, and match his accomplishments, almost always ending in miserable failure. Same applies to Julius Caesar, although he was one of the men who tried so desperately to be the new Alexander. The only difference is that he actually kinda succeeded in that.

>>3261800
Don't fucking remind me

>>3261730
>So chad you bypass women entirely

Woah

>>3261800
Op asked about Chads, not who the hero of your childhood was.

>>3261809

If you define "Chad" as "A man who inspires envy in other men" then Alexander is the clear winner.

>>3261812
>If

>>3261821

I like my definition better.

>>3261809
not him but caesar was literally chad
>cuck countless senators
>fuck two literal queens
>conquer gaul, btfo pompey
>plebs love him
>get murdered by betas
>your family takes over rome

>>3261833
>>your family takes over rome
*your wife's son's family

>>3261722
this and Peter the Great (even though he initially was a pussy in dealing with Charles XII)

>>3261722
This guy fucks!

>>3261909
he does, and he doesn't shoot blanks either!

>>3261909
Nice one.

>>3261780
Are you baiting? If not get out of here.
Not the poster.

>>3261785
This.

>>3261709
Fuck you faggot.

Enjoy living under a failed state without Gaddafi and the Jamahiriya. Viva Gaddafi! Viva the Green Revolution!

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>>3261686

>>3262114
>implying you are not just samefagging because I caught you.

>>3261764
You have to be at least 18 to be on this board

>>3261709
>Thinks oil money can by military competence
I laughed harder at this than I should have

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>>3262122
>Viva Gaddafi
>Viva
Anon... I have bad news for you.

Alexander the great

he's the chad that all other chad's measure themselves with

>>3262430
>samefagging

>>3261737
i would date her

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>>3262470
anon, you are one sick fuck.

>>3261686
Genghis, probably.

>>3262475
she is cute desu

>>3262233
Stop chasing shadows and use google, if not trolling.>>3262288

>>3261690
Genghis Khan more like 'the ultimate virgin conqueror'.

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My money would be on Khaled.

>>3261869
kek

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>>3261813
Good post

Jacques Casanova

Casanova guy lost his virginity in a three way. His memoirs are free btw, google it

>>3262288
Keep shilling hard for the NATO rats and beheaders.

>>3262769
Oh hello /sg/

>>3261730
he was gay though

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>>3261686
Cyrus the Great.

>>3262288
> mfw knife in the bum

>>3261686

Atlantis. When that sea was still navigable.

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Alexander the Great

>>3261790
How was he cucked as a child?

>>3263410
The og chad. First time someone conquered without political or economic intentions. just wants to impress daddy such a lil bih

>>3262470
>>3262475
>>3262484
Didn't know about Charles II deformities until now, now I know why this is fucked up

>>3261686
Lake Megachad.

>>3261790
If you're cucked to begin with you're no Chad. You're a bitter virgin sperging. You can't become a Chad, you're a Chad or you aren't. Also no Chad would be scared of dogs.

>>3261709
This

>>3261711
But he was literally bullied for looking like a girl.

>>3261686
Either Charlemagne or Frederick Barbarossa.

>>3262780
No faggot. I don't know what that faggot board even is anyway. Listen faggot, Gaddafi wasn't a cuck and he wasn't a virgin leader, he made Libya into the jewel of Africa but you faggots are cheering on as Libya gets fucked by foreign powers.

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>>3263663
as it should be

enjoy death sand monkey

>>3263678
Faggot frog poster, I see that you enjoy Sharia law and a failed state. Libya wasn't perfect faggot but it was better under Khadafi and you can't prove me wrong nigger.

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>>3261909

>>3261722
fucking this, he broke horseshoes with his bare hands

>>3261686
Y-Chromosome Adam

>>3261785
explain

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>>3261686
Alcibiades

>>3264096
>Completely chads the virgin politicians of Athens into hating him so much they frame him for breaking dicks off of statues so they can execute him
>He defects to Sparta and helps them for a bit
>Ends up leaving Sparta because he literally cucked the fucking king of Sparta
>Goes to Persia for a bit and pretends to be a good boy so Athenian betas will take him back
>They do because they're desperate betas
>Again they get frustrated with his Alphaness and exile him under the pretense that he lost a battle that was actually lost by a subordinate who did the exact opposite of what Alcibiades suggested
>Spartans crush Athenian betas
>Alcibiades is finally tracked down to his mansion and killed as he gets out of bed with his mistress

>>3261833
>queen of bythynia
>chad

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>>3264141
>mfw the best insult Caesar's cuck enemies like gayto and kikero could come up with was the ancient world's equivalent of "lol tranny"

Truly, devastated men.

>>3263528
>outside forces cannot be overcome no matter what actions you take.

No anon, it is only you who is the sperg.

Stalin tbqh

>>3264152
Who are you quoting, virgin mongol?

>>3263701
Of course it was better under Gaddafi. But you wanted democracy, and this is what you got.
>Appeal to first world for help against your brutal dictator (who was not so bad btw)
>First world throws out your government
>Country descends into factionalism and warfare
>FUCKING FIRST WORLD

>>3263410
Unironically This.
Alexander was the first and greatest Chad.

>>3261730
Sex with girls is for queers.

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>>3261869

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>>3262288
Rip gentle Quang, you will b missed.

>>3263411
His mom had sex with his bully

>>3264525
Phallic sausages

>>3263074
>freemasonic symbols,gets cucked by a women
>chad
lol

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Goering

>>3266484
>gets cucked by a woman
Herodotus is the only one who claims this and even admits it probably isn't true, dude.

>>3264341
t. gay fritz

>>3266484
>cucked by a women
>based Cyrus
Xenophon said he died peacefully.

>>3266503
Based Tito

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I heard all of you virgins hadn't posted turbochad yet.

>fit as fuck
>crushed his own asthma through active life style
>well educated to the point that he could probably aquire massive puss with his mind alone
>loved and respected by his people

>>3261686
Marc Anthony, me old cock.

>>3266576
Herodutous is known for his hatred for his own people he was even called out for it by his contemporaries he even spread mythes that the Greeks showed the Persians pedastry when its the other way around plus Cyrus is a confirmed freemason and that's heresy he was a wraith bitchboy,a heretic faggot

>>3267346
>act like a big dick soldier your whole life
>Beat up various Spanish speaking failed states
>Think this makes you hard enough to play in the big leagues
>Spend two years shilling for war
>Son gets killed within months arriving to said war
>Realize war is not a game
>Die of depression

One of the most overcompensating virgins in history.

>>3261909
kill yourself

>>3264108
wasn't that the guy socrates wanted to fuck

>>3263528
you sound like your only knowledge of the outside world was gained from /pol/ and /r9k/.

>>3267766
also
>bitter virgin
>genghis khan

god tier bait really, you got me something fierce anon.

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>tfw you cuck that mongolian chicken farming aryanboo

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>>3261686
>Did nothing but wage war from when he was 15 to when he died

Definetely Genghis Khan. Dude fucked so much even today still like 1% of central Asias population are direct descendants from him.

>>3262677
he would bathe in wine but the autistic virgin caliph say that was haram

>>3269483

Carolus was a great military leader, but he wasn't a Chad.

The nigga was clearly a massive aspie and he died a virgin.

>>3270073
A failed Chad then.

>>3267766
Hot news fot you, the chad thing is a r9k meme

>>3267399
Literally every other Greek record contradicts Herodotus claims about his death, you retard.

>>3267399
>Persian pederasty
No, certain Greeks claimed that Persians encouraged their young boys to have sex with older women unlike the explicitly homosexual pederasty that was prevalent in Greece. Also pederasty was very common place compartively in the Greek world, especially with the Dorians.

>>3261770
>Boyfucking
>Gay
Spotted the autist

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Not for /pol/ reasons, but bear with me

>be appointed head of the armed forces
>find out that there is a coup against the guy who appointed you in the works
>join the coup plotters, originally as a late-comer, but eventually work your way to the top of their little group's chain of command
>have the guy who appointed you bombed and eventually killed
>kill your fellow coup plotters so they can't ever do it to you
>kill your political opponents
>be so confident in your own popularity that you don't rig the referendum on your dictatorship
>before you leave office, give yourself an honorary legal position that you made up that makes you immune to any and all prosecution
>remain as army chief while being Senator for Life
>propose a bill in the legislature that forgives you for what you did
>include enough special interests that your political opponents, including people you had imprisoned have to vote for it
>end up getting hugged by your own political prisoners on the floor of the legislature

The man was pretty funny.

>>3270141
Nice source you got there dipshit

>123 replies
>No Bismarck

>>3271355

>Some old fat guy is a chad just because he was a successful statesman

Stop trying to expand the definition.

>>3270329
Pedastry with young boys was prevalent in Persia and ecpecially sumeria sure it was in Greek culture too they fucked boys and women but to say Greeks introduced it to Persians is retarded and like I said because you weren't listening Herodotus had numerous lies and even made up names of rulers and how they ruled even his contemporaries hated him for his lies.The fact that Herodotus is the poster boy for this board shows everything you need to know about this place.

>>3263528
>cucked
>8% of asians are his direct descendants
Pick one. He might actually be the least cucked human in the last 5000 years.

>>3261686
Alexander was the chaddest of chads.

>>3267570
This. Absolutely chad. He was the kind of chad you just can't stop yourself from loving.

>>3263074
Cyrus the Great isn't a Chad.

He's the star athlete good grades student who was friends with everyone he met.

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>>3261686

Subutai

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>>3269483

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Socrates.

>>3270574
That's not Chad that's just paranoid as fuck

>>3261690
i literally thought of these 2 before i opened the thread

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>>3261686
Absolute madman

>>3261869
>>3262701
>>3264516
>your wife's son's family
what?

>>3272614
No, diogenes

>>3261690
Charlemagne maybe.
>picks up women's garters and accuses others of being immoral

>>3261722
Who dis?

>>3261720
The Virgin "Scholar" vs the Chad Emperor
>subjugates opponents at whim
>buries scholars who annoy him and burns their books
>constructs monuments and kills his slaves so they don't give away the location
>only worthy opponent is death
>subsists entirely on mercury

>>3261764
The Chad King vs The "Virgin Emperor"

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>>3261779

>>3261812
Not the mark of a Chad. Chad does whatever he wants and doesn't give off a feeling of being evil despite his outrageous behaviour.

>>3261833
>conquers with ease
>befriends then slays pirates
>fond of dice games
>ignores tradition, makes himself ruler of Rome
>invents comb-cover
>only real opponent is Alexander

>>3264116
I can imagine the tears of each of the people he left behind

>>3272555
Who is he?

>>3262288
He can still walk it off

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>>3261709
I just realized this so I made this image.

>>3273073
This

>>3273709
OH FUCKING GOD!

>>3261785
>>3264108
>>3264116
Only right answer.

>>3273709
no, i made that

>>3271365
Wrong. Also stop with your retarded attempts at poisoning the well. Show non-Greek sources on pederasty in pre-Islamic Persia.

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>>3261711
At least they offer me to watch

>>3274384
You're illiterate

>>3273873
Well I made this one so.

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>>3274384
You know nothing dipshit

>>3261730
there is actually a rumor that Friedrich catched an STD that made him impotent while he visited the court of August.

>>3273064
Tiberius was Augustus's stepson.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antoine_Charles_Louis_de_Lasalle
The amount of shit this nigger got away with

>Richard the lion heart

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>>3273078
That my ignorant friend is Augustus II the Strong, Elector of Saxony, Imperial Vicar and elected King of Poland and Grand Duke of Lithuania. Also known as "the Strong", "the Saxon Hercules" and "Iron-Hand". lover of hundreds of ladies,inventor of the female orgasm, father of over 350 bastards, main reason why the strong dark brow is so prominent in Saxony to this very day. He also invented Porcelain and collected the most insane Bling on earth. Oh yeah, the didn't called him the strong for nothing, he would bend horseshoes with his hands or bare-knuckle one punch Oxens into coma.
Alpha of the Alphas, Chad of the Chads.

>>3274713
please negro, the man was a lifelong flute player.

>>3275075
>at age 17 Gus started his grand tour trough Europe
>literally fucks his way trough Europe
>seduced the Marquesa de Mancera in Madrid, her hubby hires a gang of cut throats, Gus makes a run for it and fucks his way back home.
That tour is legendary, I think they even had an r-rated history book about.
Also, catholic king and openly celebrating polygamy and keeping a harem.

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>>3261686
Apollo is LITERALLY the embodiment of chadness.

>most handsome god
>the best in everything athletic
>leads the muse and their choir
>dad is the king of gods
>admired by everyone around him
>decisively beats pan in a music battle with his lyre skills
>midas shyly chimes in saying this isn't fair
>apollo: "lol you must have an ass's taste"
>turns midas's ears into literal donkey ears
>all the gods laugh with apollo at midas the virgin

>>3264341
>t. virgin

>>3275279
>implying Zeus isn't the ultimate Chad god

>>3271641
He literally had a wife's son. Damage control by chimping fucking payed/raped whores doesn't make him a Chad.

>>3273098
That's literally Alexander tho

>>3275323
>constantly has to hide cheating from hera
>always complies to hera's bitchy tantrums

All that power and that beta couldn't even grow a fucking spine against his own wife.

>>3261686
George Washington was tall and muscular. All the women wanted his presidential cock.

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/thread

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>>3273709

>>3261686
Trump

>>3274586
Where's the source, cockroach?

>>3275279
>>3275323
Poseidon is the chaddest Greek god, Hephaestus is obviously the virgin

>>3275654
t.self hating greco turko subhumanoid

>>3275654
google it little babby

>>3273709
meme magic?

>>3261709
>Lives in a country cucked by dictatorship
>Governed by a dictator dressed in drag
>Unimaginatively follows western strategy & tactics
>Led by officers promoted via nepotism and sucking Gaddafi's dick
>Isn't even properly trained by his lazy officers
>Flees and abandons his post at the first sign of trouble
>Relies on armor for protection
>SLAVSHIT
These things could be said about virtually every modern Arab army. The only quasi-effective Arab military force in recent history has been ISIS, but only because of their CIA-Mossad leadership. Now Assad's military is better than it would have been because of its experience fighting ISIS.

>>3275718
>>3275726
Nice (You)

>greco turko

Nigger I am German, try again, brownie.

>>3275776
That's what he said

>>3275741
But how many arab nations were defeated by fucking nigs in toyotas?

>>3275816
No, try again Memepoaulus al-Mumat-roachkapku. Also pay debns.

>>3272612
almost perfect, but forgot to mention height
peter was a fucking giant at his time

>>3267410
>liberals

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The 7th President of the U.S.

>>3274999
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antoine_Charles_Louis_de_Lasalle
Never heard about this guy. Legend.

>>3275357
Well actually he showed great remorse for actions like the Sack of Thebes or killing Cleitus the Black, and always strove to be virtuous. I'm not sure if Chad is virtuous, and generally most great men are not hedonistic chads.

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>>3274999
>Absolute madman seduce a Austrichian Marquise in enemy town
>Go there at night with 20 good men
>Marquise gives Chad de Lasalle Austrichian secret documents
>Alarm is given, gtfo of the city, cutting through a regiment of enemy hussars, killing 15 of them

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>>3274999
>at the Battle of Remedieh, he chopped both hands off a Mameluke who was fighting General Davout, saving his life. He then overthrew several Mamelukes, broke his sword over the head of Osman Bey,[which?] broke a pair of pistols while defending himself, took the sword of a wounded dragoon, returned to the mêlée, rallied his troops, restored the fight, and drove the enemy to the desert.
>Lasalle had been intimately connected with Joséphine Berthier, the wife of General Victor Leopold Berthier (Minister of War and Chief of Staff) and sister-in-law to Marshal Louis Alexandre Berthier. Joséphine and Berthier divorced and Lasalle immediately proposed to her. Napoleon gave Lasalle 200,000 francs towards the nuptials. When they met at the Tuileries Palace, Napoleon asked, "When is the wedding?” Lasalle replied, "Sire, when I have enough money to buy the wedding presents and furniture". Napoleon said, "But I gave you 200,000 francs last week, what did you do with them?". Lasalle replied, "I used half to pay my debts and have lost the rest gambling".
>Made the fortified town of Stettin surrender with a light cavalry brigade making Napoleon say "If your Light Cavalry captures fortified towns, I’ll have to discharge my Engineer Corps and have my heavy artillery melted down"

>>3275882
'Shortly after his arrival in Spain, Lasalle found himself involved in a duel by sabre. He had been attempting to seduce the wife of the Captain of Engineering when the captain caught them in flagrante delicto. Lasalle was generous (or cautious) enough not to attack and contented himself with parrying, but he did so with such vigor that it broke the engineer’s wrist. As the engineer was doubled over with fatigue and pain, Lasalle let down a hard blow with the flat edge of his sabre on the man’s back. When it was obvious the engineer could take it no more, Lasalle opted to end the battle by saying, "If you had known me better you would have attached less importance to the fact you have been injured, and if I had known better, I would have refrained from continuing to fight after you had been injured. Let us finish this fight for it is far too unequal, but because of your actions I now know you are a man of honor."'

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>>3261686
Soviets

>>3275990
Wouldn't that still be super humiliating for the engineer guy? Is it irony?

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cmon bruh it's no contest

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quite Chaddy although he died very young so he couldnt fulfill his potential/

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>>3276028

Alexander

>>3273073
Diogenes was an hikikomori

>>3275728
yes, because the country was made after the meme

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>no Mao

I know he doesn't look it but

While famous as a troubled statesman, it should be noted that his main occupation objectively was successful warlord.

But his real love was fucking bitches and messing with people
> "Mao's quarters sometimes swarmed with young women." The Great Helmsman staged nude water ballets in his swimming pool. "Art ensembles" and "dancing partners" were standing by wherever he went.

>The doctor suggested that at least Mao should wash himself. “His genitals were never cleaned. But Mao refused to to bathe. ‘I wash myself inside the bodies of my women,’ he retorted

>Mao had a special “sex bed” made with one side raised 10 centimeters (4 in) higher than the other. Every day, he brought in peasant girls. Before they could hop in bed with the chairman, though, he made them read a sex manual called Classic of the Plain Girl’s Secret Way. After all, Mao didn’t need amateurs

>‘Imagine… what it meant for a young girl,’ wrote Dr Li of those who did their bit for the Chairman, ‘to be called into Mao’s chambers to serve his pleasure… he was happiest and most satisfied with several young women simultaneously sharing his bed… “He is great at everything — simply intoxicating,” one of the young women confessed to me one day, referring to Mao’s sexual prowess

>Khrushchev wasn’t a particularly athletic person. He didn’t know how to swim, and Mao knew it. Instead of taking Khrushchev to a dignified meeting room, Mao made Khrushchev meet him at his swimming pool.

>Khrushchev had to stand in the children’s end of the pool while Mao swam around, trying to goad Khrushchev into coming over to the deep end. After a while, Mao had an assistant give Khrushchev water wings.

>The only other time Dr. Li ever saw him in a nostalgic mood was the next year, 1962, when the very first woman Mao had ever slept with, fifty years before, was taken to meet him. He had given He Zizhen 1000 yuan. He gave the earlier lover 2000 and again commented on how old she looked.

>>3275335
social norms were different then

>>3261686
Ghengis Khan? Brutally masculine, probably in the top ten of people in all history when it comes to who got the most poon, people literally cringed at the mention of his name, ran screaming if they heard he was on the warpath.

Believed in strict meritocracy, the ultimate system for rewarding actual bros over people just because they had blood/clan relations.

Managed to unify hundreds of warring tribes into a nation that then have him the name "Supreme Ruler" in exchange for his first name, temujin, which still roughly translates to being strong like Iron. Highly intelligent; even if he ravaged a city so badly that there was nothing but rubble there decades later, he always spared the best and most honorable warriors, the engineers, artisans, and scholars to strengthen his empire and teach him new things. Lived on a diet of almost pure protein and dairy. Excellent tactician. Had all the richest he could want but still slept in a tent and tended to his massive herds of animals, though his largest herd was probably that of fresh slavic, Persian, chinese, arab, and various other pussies.

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Can women be Chads?

>>3276153
>The doctor suggested that at least Mao should wash himself. “His genitals were never cleaned. But Mao refused to to bathe. ‘I wash myself inside the bodies of my women,’ he retorted

Turbo-Chad confirmed

>>3276183
Being unable to protect your wife from being abducted and raped was not part of the social norms. Letting her have the rape baby and raise him as your own was not masculine or "chad" in any way.

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>>3273709

>>3275776
t.Mehmet Shitfaceed Ibn Ahmud Mustashitsofar

>>3261821
Golf clap

>>3261830
Underrated

>>3261709
Never thought I'd laugh at this stupid meme

>>3276460
This one is objectively thr best

>>3275824
t. Suleiman al-Berlini

>>3275834
Being two meters tall, he would be called a giant by a lot of people even today

>>3275908
That's writer fanboys trying to cover his "evil" actions because theyre cannot literally stop sucking Chad's cock. Meanwhile Alexander was going on another plunder rampage and drinking himself to death. When he was virtuous he was virtuous by nature, as the Chad of Chads should be.

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>>3275695
>TFW you chose to do a report Hephaestus in 4th grade over ALL THE OTHER GREEK GODS
>TFW you told the entire class about the god you're actively portraying getting cucked
Why live?

>>3276540
>literally chosing to be the virgin blacksmith
What's wrong with you kek

>>3275695
Wouldn't Haded be pretty virgin too? At least Hephestus likes his job, Hades is a bitter fag who hates his life but nonetheless accepts it like a good boy.

>>3276556
Because he had sweet robots and lived in a volcano

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Who was the virgin who challenged Chad and won?

I don't like guys who always win, i like rooting for the underdog.

"Chads" are boring to me, they show no struggle, no progression since theyre already perfect.

Its funny how everyone champions Chad but in retrospect his life story is kinda boring since he never truly "grows" throughout his life's journey.

This is why i dont get women who choose perfect men, its like "why would you want a perfect man who has reached the diminishing returns of his own growth?"
"Why not get with a man who is still growing and despite his shortcomings, he at least is trying to grow."

Nobody likes the arrogance of a chad, especially in a world devoid of violence where Chad's get police to engage in violence and murder on their behalf.

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>>3276153
>Khrushchev wasn’t a particularly athletic person. He didn’t know how to swim, and Mao knew it. Instead of taking Khrushchev to a dignified meeting room, Mao made Khrushchev meet him at his swimming pool.

>Khrushchev had to stand in the children’s end of the pool while Mao swam around, trying to goad Khrushchev into coming over to the deep end. After a while, Mao had an assistant give Khrushchev water wings.

>>3276574
>t. virgin

Biggest chad in history was Mucius Scaevola or some other hero.

>>3261785
literal catamite who loved to take dick from old men for money

>>3267550
other way around, Socrates was no homo

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>>3275279
>Chad
>with that dick

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>>3276153

>>3261711
Why mane

>>3275997
I mean, there wasn´t really a way for him to get out of being cucked aside fighting the guy and winning, but at least the guy ended the fight after getting the upper hand. Even if you value your honor over your life Lasalle admitted that the engineer was a man of honor. he could have killed him right there

>>3276524
Nah, I'm white unlike you brown boy. Also give me proofs of your claim.

>>3275865
This
>defeats a larger british army by enlisting a bunch of pirates and slaves
>cucks injuns out of their land
>victor of multiple duels, including one where he intentionally took a bullet
>beats up a would-be assassin with his cane
>nicknamed "old hickory"
>6'1"

>>3276574
because women do not care about improving. only the weakest men care about growth

>>3277671
you forgot
>had a pet parrot
>parrot was so vulgar it got kicked out of jackson's funeral

>>3262114
>>3262233
>>3262664
Nice schizophrenia you got there.

>>3261770
>doesn't understand what doesn't understand means
>capitalizes chad unironically
>uses the term "boyfucking" when nobody used it prior
>writes a post meant to exclude someone not realizing he is including them to do so

When did his get cucked

>>3275695
>Haphaestus
>I'll drag my cheating wife and the god of war into the court of Olympus to be roundly mocked by all the other gods, I straight up don't give a fuck

Like, he's not the chaddest god, but being willing to publically humiliate Ares is not terribly beta either.

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>>3272561
>Cyrus The Great wasn't Chad, he was just Chad.

>>3261686
Genghis Khan
Alexander the Great
Augustus the Strong
Beowulf
Julius Caesar
Sviatoslav
Rurik
Cyrus
Khalid ibn walid
Charlemagne
constantine xi
attila

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(SAW)

>>3277512
t.Orlando Jacobe Rikkkson

>>3276574
>because women do not care about improving. only the weakest men care about growth.

No, the weakest men don't want growth, they want salvation and paradise.

It takes courage to desire to grow because it is risky and dangerous. Chad's in a way are cowards because they don't continue to challenge themselves through their lives and are satisfied with reaping the benefits their ancestors worked for. The irony is that this indulgence will be the Chads downfall.

>>3279165
Meant for >>3277785

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>>3261686

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>>3276153
>>"I wash myself inside the bodies of my women"
>>"Khrushchev had to stand in the children’s end of the pool while Mao swam around, trying to goad Khrushchev into coming over to the deep end. After a while, Mao had an assistant give Khrushchev water wings."

>Mao is possibly the most over-looked turbo-chad in history

>>3261711
That's not fair they knew each other long before I met her.

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>>3275279
shooed away by this true Chad

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>>3275279
>Apollo
>Chad
*tips cup*

>>3273076
Power is doing something strange and making everyone else in the room feel awkward.

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>>3261709
Can anyone make one with Fidel Castro with Ernesto Guevara?

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Attila the Hun.
He was a man born into the world to shake the nations, the scourge of all lands, who in some way terrified all mankind by the dreadful rumors noised abroad concerning him. He was haughty in his walk, rolling his eyes hither and thither, so that the power of his proud spirit appeared in the movement of his body. He was indeed a lover of war, yet restrained in action, mighty in counsel, gracious to suppliants and lenient to those who were once received into his protection. Short of stature, with a broad chest and a large head; his eyes were small, his beard thin and sprinkled with grey; and he had a flat nose and tanned skin, showing evidence of his origin.

>>3276009
Antony is a mix of beta and Chad

>>3280431
>Short of stature

>>3261737
Kawaii as fuck

>>3277785
>because women do not care about improving.
sounds like something a woman would say

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>nobody mentioned Andronikos Komnenos

>>3261686
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_I,_Holy_Roman_Emperor#Charismatic_leader

The epitome of Chadliness.

William the Conqueror

>>3281026
Alexios was more chad

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>>3281198
>*Elected* king of Germany at a time when kings were pretty much always patrilineal; didn't need daddy's help.
>Such a badass ginger beard his title even refers to it.
>Cucked the papacy (one of the most powerful institutions ever) by reinstating corpus jurus civilis
>First wife was barren or some shit so he annulled the marriage and had like 8 Chadlets and a bunch of daughters with some other broad.

Pic related. Seen here holding the symbol for women (basically symbolically grabbing all of femininity by the pussy, as was his wont) while some balding manlet jumps up and down trying to get him to sign a copy of the book Frederick wrote about the art of the pickup, and also the correct technique for bitchslapping Turks.

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>>3261686
easy

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>>3261686
John Curtin. His divisions assfucked the Japs in Australian waters and air, as well as Kokoda. He even died before the end of WW2 because he wanted to face the Japs again in the afterlife to punish those yellowfags for even thinking for one second about setting half a toe on Australian soil. What a fucking alpha.

Also allegedly disobeyed Churchill and didn't send troops to Europe, insted sending them to Kokoda to bully Japs.

>>3261785
That was going to be my response too, I love you son.

The people answering with le mighty emperors and conquerors are getting this so wrong.

>>3263423
>died at the age of 33 just because
>didn't even conquer Rome
beta

>>3280463
Why would he be beta?

>>3279165
That's a t. virgin if I ever saw one.

Genghis Khan

>>3264284
this is some hillary-tier bullshiting

>>3261686
Hitler

>>3281567
>Cleopatra leaves Battle of Actium
>Antony immediately follows heel, losing the battle
>Kills himself
>Takes Caesar's sloppy seconds

not too chad

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>live chaste and religious, conquering your base desires to devote yourself entirely to your work
>centuries after your death historians say you were a homosexual

>>3273709
>>3273843
>>3273873
>>3275728
Don't you idiots realize that this extremely recent Chad face meme was drawn to ressemble these borders?
What did you think the retarded haircut was for?

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St Chad, cucking the pagans and spreading the true faith

>>3276460
It looks like Cameroon is a dick in his mouth and the jawline is the dick being pressed into his cheek.

>>3261790
Chads are born Chads

>>3267570
This

William Iron Arm
Harald Hardrada
George Maniakes

>>3281322
we're all gonna make it brah

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>>3261686
these lads

>ctrl+f thread
>no Vlad the Implaer
this thread is shit, boys

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>>3261686
Fath-Ali Shah Qajar, this mofo had over 5k descendants by the time of his death. Genghis doesn't even get close

/r/equesting a virgin sartre vs the chad camus meme

>>3279100
t. Kemel al-Roachalu

I'm getting in on this too.

>>3275726
>>3274586
Not him but

>primary and main/chief source on ancient Persian pederasty (claim)
>Herodotus
If Herodutus is being dismissed on the Greek pederasty, why would he be valid on Persian pederasty?

>>3283271
t.Cacmed Muamud Khaneeshittooth Jameleth Pajwet Yusuf Ibn Shitfacee

Someone do a chad Socrates and virgin plato now

>>3283984
you mean the chad Aristotle and the virgin Plato?

Also re-requesting >>3283229

>>3284117
>Aristotle
>Chad
Lol no

>>3261785
>implying he wasn't a brad

>>3261686
Me.

Stirner virgin Junger Chad

>>3261790
vindictive behavior is for virgins not chads

>>3281229
Alexios didn't cuck royalty as much as Andronikos did.

>>3283981
t. Socorao Paulouies Pedoius Malkith Abdullah Boy-Fucker

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Shackleton desu
ship stuck in ice for 3 years and he still managed to go 800 miles in a lifeboat, cross south georgia and get his team rescued.

>>3284376
stirner virgin marx chad

>>3272612

>His time

He would still be a giant nowadays. Barely see any 6'8 peogle.

>>3275075

His country got completely ass fucked by a virgin swede with a receding hairline.

>>3285018
t.Milosz Urk Pajanyeet Mudfacshed Ginnoppoli Cuczzo Shibbitz Al (Ahabra) Ahmed Mudblodshote

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One of the biggest at least

>>3284117
This. Plato was literally just writing down shit that Socrates came up with. Aristotle was the greatest polymath ever.

>>3288242
he was a cringy manchild, exploited by an egyptian whore, he was even cucked...

>>3262122
taking memes seriously

>>3261790
That's more of a Beta uprising than Chad conquering

>>3273076
Can someone tell me more about this? I'd love to read the account without having to slog through a Charlemagne biography

>>3286742
t. Papulous Manayous Streetshitter Guidou Pedophilaius Boyfucker Ackmed Brainletius Non-Whiteus

>>3291101
t.Urk Poopshati Bilosh Asssore Nikita Crapfacee Nokham Sterile Monkeysha

>>3261690
Genghis was a literal cuck. He raised his wife's son.

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>>3291210