Why did the ancient societies make statues with such small dicks?
>>3260068
They were big guys.
thats normal size flaccid
>>3260071
>He doesn't know
>>3260073
oh its a meme
>>3260068
I guess I have ancient Greek DNA.
>>3260081
tfw ancient african dna
bick dick was a sign of barbarians, smal dick nobility
>>3260068
Because ancient greek men didn't find anything valuable in dick size, because men are compared to each other based on their strength/merit/abilities/intellect, whereas women compare men only by their dick size.
Dick size was also important to women because they only found pleasure from it. Greek men didn't want to pleasure women because they had a male-orientated society
Also sage because OP is probably female/gay/trans/other subhuman creature
David isn't ancient by any means
but that's how big a flaccid penis is supposed to be...
because they weren't brainwashed by american porn and similar cuckery.
>>3260068
Look closely at David's face. He's anxious, bordering on terrified, at facing down Goliath. Fear and anxiety constrict blood vessels.
Or he was in the pool.
>>3260261
also if i may add , a large penis had connotations of being beast like and sub human, since these were the same people that fucked animals.
>>3260068
Symbolism
>Small dick=noble, not controlled by animal instincts
>Big dick=Barbarian, controlled by animal instincts
>>3260068
1. To prevent people getting distracted. The main focus wasn't the genitalia.
2. Stop watching porn
>David
>ancient
>>3260068
why does his pubic hair look like it got salon treatment
>>3260261
This is true. Only feminized societies value huge cocks.
>>3261224
feminism was a mistake
>>3261212
>tfw no pubic perm
>tfw no pubic braids
>>3261212
Why doesn´t yours look the same?
>>3261224
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>>3260652
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>>3260244
>all these pathetic dicklets
>>3260261
it's okay if your peepee isn't 7 inches, girls will still like you - but only if you don't exert this delusional cringey as fuck personality
>>3261965
>implying girls liking you is something to be desired
Straight people are pathetic
>>3261553
When will these dicklets learn?
>>3260068
If it has huge you would focus on it, not the rest of the statue.
>>3260068
To show self-control. If a man was civilised and in command of his primitive urges, why would he have an erection outside having sex?
>>3261974
gross
>>3260068
Because...
>Large penises were considered comical or a sign of being very primal
>Many statues, Like David, depict men, shortly before, during or immediately after battle. When you are tense and your adrenaline is pumping, you genitals tend to shrivel up
>Large penises on statues were easily broken off when being moved or even spontaneously falling off due to decay from the ages. Noses, digits, Hair and other appendages have the same problem
I think a more important question would be Why does this statue depict David as still having his foreskin? He's a Jewish king, he should be circumcised
>>3265839
David wasn't circumcised
>>3260652
>Small dick=noble, not controlled by animal instincts
>Big dick=Barbarian, controlled by animal instincts
I believe that is more or less what they believed.
Also, in some places nowadays, some people think that manliness means having sex with a bunch of women. For the Greeks, a man that had too much sex was considered weak and effeminate, incapable of controlling his base desires.
Manliness was not about pleasing women (they would laugh if someone said that pleasing women makes one manlier), but about being rational and in control of your emotions.
>>3260068
Because they didn't want them to look big like Hitler.
>>3266674
His thing bounced up right as this picture was taken.
>>3266674
Watch this video and notice how it hung down his right leg from his zipper area.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=LLXlOdESznr808axUHYWPCdQ&v=xdmXmQWSijk
Don't you feel sorry for his little thing when you imagine him being cremated in 1945?
>>3265787
Girls? Yes they are.
>>3260068
I think it's for aesthetic reasons. If the penis was larger it would draw attention away from the rest of the statue such as the head and everything on it.
>>3266701
No, actually, it is boys and men who never stop crapping their pants. Hitler pooped himself many times throughout his adult life!
>>3266709
Cunt spotted.
>>3260068
the dick was normal sized, it was the rest of the body that was big
this is anatomically correct, as there is no bone in penis, but big bodies have big bones
>>3260068
because a big stone dick is knocked off easily and then your statue has NO dick. Besides what makes you think sculptors want to devote their time to carving anatomically correct dicks? A small dick is the sculptural equivalent of an artist drawing a vague bulge in shadow rather than a lovingly crafted phallus.
Besides if the statue has a big dick everyone is going to just start at the huge dick and not the rest of the statue.
>>3266718
Evil??? Women??? The two don't belong in the same sentence, as that is an oxymoron. Everything evil in the world was done by men. And the bigger the dick, the more evil the man.
>>3266780
Everything evil is caused by women, literally everything. The most well known conflict from the ancient epics (Trojan war) was caused by a subhuman whore cheating on her husband.
>>3260068
>tfw 5 cm micro penis
Because the point of the statues were not the dicks. Isn't that obvious? So what do you do when you don't want to make a statue about something in which you know people are going to obsess about a certain part anyway? Oh yeah that's right you make sure it's not the center point of the entire display. And the fact that you do actually pay attention to it shows more about you and what you want and less about the actual artist.
>>3266792
and the whole reason that happened in the first place was because a trio of divine whores set the whole thing up!
and the whole reason THAT happened was because a lone spiteful cunt set THEM up, it's cunts all the way down!