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We post partitions that would have prevented WW2
>>3256736
Partition of Mr. Hitler's head with an axe, maybe.
more a post ww2 map but still
Germany is divided into Hannover, Pomerania, Rhineland, Saxony and Bavaria and some territories are transfered to Poland, Bohemia, Austria, Switzerland, France, Belgium, the Netherlands and Denmark. The new German states pay 0 tax to a central German state, 0 reparations, they get beneficial trade agreements from neighboring countries, they are constitutionally obliged to stick to demilitarization and political reforms and allow free movement of allied troops, a moderate social welfare system is set up and perhaps even a defense pact with the allies, all elected leaders travel to ww1 war memorials every year and kiss the gravestones of fallen French soldiers, all to deincentivize reunification and the surreptitious funding of a military. So basically maximum benefit to civilians, 0 benefit to militarists. If they militarize the French, Polish or British army moves in and occupies key transport conduits, crippling the country, for years if necessary.
>>3256736
>ywn live in beautiful Kanton Marseille
Why live?
>>3256736
Germany annexes 50% of French land after the Franco-Prussian war in addition to Alsace-Lorraine. Both world wars are avert!
>>3256736
what am i even looking at
>>3256736
>Live in Vienna
>Plan a night to drink a beer at a bar in every canton in a circle
It'd be worth it just for that.
>>3256736
>>3259782
The peoples of Europe get countries along the borders of their linguistic area, all countries form a non-aggression pact. All borders are recognized by every country and won't be changed. In case a country attacks another, all other countries join the attacked country.
France and Poland should border at the Elbe
>>3260567
Oh and every country has to be democratic, anti-democratic parties (like KPD, DNVP or NSDAP for Germany) are monitored.
In case there's a coup in a country and the democracy and human rights are abolished, the other countries intervene.
>>3260567
Aside from the borders, that was basically the plan for the League of Nations.
Also, what do you do about linguistic enclaves or mixed area? Pure majority? What if half of a town speaks Polish and the other half, say, Ukrainian? And it's not a clear split? Forced migration?
>>3257927
this
>>3261099
>Also, what do you do about linguistic enclaves or mixed area?
Encourage migration to create ethnically homogenous states. No forced expulsion, that is and was cruel and inhumane.
Pure majority enclaves could maybe continue to exist depending on size.
>>3256736
They can't rise up if they don't know who the fuck owns them.
>>3256783
>Germany is divided into Hannover, Pomerania, Rhineland, Saxony and Bavaria
Jesus fucking Christ, you got it all wrong. Those borders you created could be called
>Lower Saxony/North Germany
>Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania
>East Germany/Central Germany
>West Germany/Rhineland-Hesse-Westphalia
>Franconia and Swabia
Honestly it reminds me of the provinces of the awful partition of the Confederation of the Rhine.
>>3261135
>implying Baden-Württemberg wouldn't unite with Switzerland and conquer the entire world
>serb-alb reich
>it's mostly Albanians, with some Bulgarians, and a handful of Serbs
That map is spectacularly retarded in that regard.
>>3261246
>Austria blobbing into Russia
God I miss EU3.
>>3261246
>that Korea
>>3261346
The hyperwar will begin again soon
>>3261259
Do it in eu4
>>3259721
You're gonna drink like 2 dozen beers?
>>3257710
>Neuen Deutschen
This meme is quite hold, kek
>>3256736
>that proposed flag
>>3256736
a few decades ahead of you bros
>>3260580
so in other words its not democratic
>>3259795
literally this
>>3256736
still trying to figure out what is going on in this map
ITT
German partition
>>3261464
How many German women do you think they've each banged?
>>3263026
No, should the population vote for an anti-democratic party, this party can govern, but it's prevented by the other countries from taking away the democracy and human rights...
Just like a good, modern constitution, only enforced by other countries to be more safe.
>>3264012
Oh and the other countries only intervene if the country itself can't deal with the problem itself.
>>3261246
Fast and Furious: Africa drift
>>3262495
Just realized again how shit this map is.
"Aix-la-Chapelle" (Aachen) lies right in the middle between Cologne and Liege. It should be in the territory of the Netherlands on this map. The place that Aachen got on this map is close to Gerolstein in the real world.
>>3261246
The thought of a country existing like that get me hard
>blobbing
>>3256736
This, including the eradication of 'Prussia'
>>3264513
>implying Prussia played any role internationally after 1918
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preu%C3%9Fenschlag
>>3264524
???
>>3264606
Prussia didn't matter in Nazi Germany. It was actually on of the last resorts of democracy in Germany with a strong SPD but was essentially disempowered shortly before the Nazi takeover.
The dissolution of Prussia wasn't necessary or justified in the context of the Third Reich and WW2.
>>3256736
This is so retarded its genius.
>>3261225
Replace WW2 with an endless war
>>3261246
KOREAN WORLD TOUR
>>3264639
Bavaria was the last, Prussia fell in line with the Nazis fairly early on.
>>3261458
no, but he is most likely planning to throw up at some point and carry on drinking
alternatively yes he is going to drink 2 dozen beers because the nigga can put it away
>>3261246
This is the hardest I've ever laughed at something on /his/
>a perfect Europe doesn't exi-
>>3265203
>Denmark is an island nation
>Low countries easily defensible peninsula.
>Switzerland and Austrian alps become fjords
>Czech ports
it's perfect
>>3263907
i mean probably none, since they probably look and act like shit
>>3265203
I can only get this hard anon...
>>3265203
then where would the German people live?
>>3265439
that question doesn't make any sense
>>3265439
who ?
>>3265439
by the fishes, Georgie.
floating with the rest of us
>>3259795
What did you do to Lithuania you bastard
>>3261225
Gavrilo, pls go, you died in the cell before WW1 was over.
>>3265544
It's humanitarian work.
>>3265544
Germans aren't people, and therefor cannot be the object of genocide.
>>3256736
>People actually think it was Germanys fault.
>Not Austria-Hungarys, Russia or Serbia
Hmm. Just make a massive Poland or Eastern power from Russian lands and some German ones. Divide Austria up between Italy, Hungary, Yugoslavia and Germany.
The whole Germany did it, is a tired meme let it rest. They were better at fighting than we wanted them to be, and they did fuck up and should pay reparations but it was Austria`s autism that kick started it all, Russia made it worse by pre-mobilising.
>>3267066
>>3267090
>>3267119
>>3261895
it burns in hell where it belongs
>>3266756
Gavrilo Princip was a Yugoslav nationalist, not a social anarchist.
>>3267406
Oh, you'd be surprised. It's an interesting subject. I was thinking about making a thread on the topic. How he viewed himself, what he believed in. Also, who in Serbia is proudest of him (he's worshiped by anarcho syndicalists). Also, the king of Serbia wanted to be president, and translated John Stuart Mill to Serbian.
>>3264450
Retarted
>>3256736
>>3256736
I can unironically get behind this.
>>3268877
But who would give you all that sweet EU money then, Władysław?
A-H was shit and the smaller succeeding states were even more shit. Was there ever any way to make eastern Europe stable?
>>3268907
Yes.
>>3265203
>Austria still exists
They have to go too.
>>3268937
The Eternal Teuton is truly the most perfidious of all
>>3256783
Austria and Bavaria would really be a good match.
>>3261458
Well as an Austrian i'd give him a fair chance. Also you can just go for 0,33l beers.
>>3265203
Finally sea access for Austria again.