Post historical people who were CUTE

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any of the royalist leaders in the War of the Vendee

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>>3254844

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>>3254845

I heard Napoleon was considered unnatractive in his time but he seems like such a cutie.

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>>3254844
>>3254847
Top tier indeed
Just like my animu

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>>3254844
>>3254845
>>3254847
>>3254868
I don't know anything about that conflict but god danm those guys are cute.

>>3254858
Maybe people just didn't appreciate it back then. Or maybe they're referring to his later years.

>>3254868
tbqh im surprised there aren't more period drama anime series, besides rose of versailles

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Find something oddly attractive about her.

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>>3255048
Not hard for women to be qt

>>3255062
How old would he be in that painting? His face looks <10, but his body kind of looks slightly older.

>>3255078
painting is "Leopold in 1844", by Franz Xaver Winterhalter

he was born in 1835 so that would make him 9 years old

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Akhenathem had peak performance body.

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>>3255048
Absolutely glamorous
>tfw no romanticised cause for being

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>>3255126
<3

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>tfw you will never save Maria from the B*lsheviks.
:(

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>>3254733
Archeduke Charles as a shota

>>3256741
>when the Habsburg genes go right once a century

>>3254973
>>3254868
I once had an idea of an anime set in the Vendee during the Revolution

it would be interesting to have protagonists who were diehard Catholics and monarchists fighting a bunch of Jacobin atheist republican in the French countryside and old stone towns

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>>3256885
i cringed

This thread made gay t b h

>>3255095
diamonds

>>3255048
She's a qt in a soldier uniform

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>>3256741
Goddamn he aged harsh

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Obligatory

>>3257139
i was hoping no one would remind me

>wow these idealized paintings of famous historical figures sure do look handsome, they must have actually looked like that!

Why am I so interested in looking at men's faces(more that women's) I'm not remotely attracted to them sexually though, strange

>>3257712
because we actually have features, bitches are all perfectly rounded-out, have no chins or jawlines, its just a smooth surface from cheek to neck, like a fat guy only not necessarily fat. Then they cover up whatever unique features they actually do have with makeup so theres nothing left.

>>3257557
literally who are you quoting?

>>3257776
this thread and everyone in it who think the actual historical figures looked anything like these paintings

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>>3257172

>>3257753
Gay? It's okay, but, i mean

>>3257557
There's some truth to it, especially when wigs were standard. And they really did dress magnificently.

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>>3257812
s-shut up

>>3257819
im referencing the facial features, which are obviously idealized forms with perfect facial structure.

>>3254868
Baby faced beta

>>3257139
Doesn't look bad

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>>3254733

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>>3254733
>tumblr filename
>faggot
checks out

>>3254733
I have that kind of hair, but i look like an italic.

>>3257881
The paintings definitely show a "perfect" version of the person it depicts, but it's still depicting a real person.

>>3258102
yes, its inaccurately depicting a real person, just like a simpsons cameo "depicts" a celebrity. Whats your point exactly?

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Nicky was the cutest.

>>3258191
They're probably not more inaccurate than modern heavily edited celebrity pictures.

>>3258226
Except that theyre cartoons...

I ask again, whats your point?

>>3257529
Looks like Reviewbrah.

>>3258191
what exactly is YOUR point? you've made half a dozen posts attacking idealized portraits. do you actually think anyone here believes the paintings are completely true to reality? you're arguing against a strawman.

>>3254858
>>3254991
He was sickly yellow as if constantly sick, with blemished skin and bowed head and murder eyes with the whites of his eyes visible under his pupils, and smelled like shit.. In short, he wasn't.

>>3258257
They're cartoons trying to be realistic, not going out of their way to look different. This is how people tried to capture important people and events before photography.

>>3258340
the simpsons in no way has ever intended to accurately depict celebrities. They even have that disclaimer. They definitely do go out of their way to make them look different, theyre cartoons for fuck's sake.

Artists did not always idealize the person they were drawing, embellishment is not a necessary aspect of a portrait. Some people made photorealistic portraits, others made propaganda like that napoleon one. There is a difference.

Another difference is the difference between an actual portrait involving a person being drawn for 6 hours, and some guy just making a propaganda painting about an event that already happened. The OP features the latter.

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>>3258356
>the simpsons in no way has ever intended to accurately depict celebrities

I was talking about the paintings in this thread.

Also. Here's a contemporary and less idealized depiction of Napoleon. Not very different from the OP.

>>3257139
Not terrible looking. He looks like some of the better Br*ts

/his/ can any of you help me out. I remember seeing a Russian anarchist from the end of the czarist era, probably 1880s at the earliest, definitely pre-WW1. She was a total qt.

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>>3259111
Not a lot to go on m8, but here's a qt russian anarchist.

>>3259142
I know, sorry, I just remember her from a Russian history class I took like 8 years ago now and I'll be damned if I'm gonna find the notes from that.

She was younger, darker hair

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>>3259147
Maybe this one?

>>3259158
YES

>>3258877
that is an extremely idealized painting, and also not a portrait. He's depicted with perfect facial structure and is literally holding a flag in a battle. That is like the definition of romanticism.

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>>3254844
W-What a dapper fellow, r-right guys?

>>3255095
>>3255101
>>3259142
>>3259158
Not to be rude but these aren't qts

>>3259242
i'll fuckin' gut you if you ever talk shit about my qt 3.14 russian socialist assassin again

>>3257117
He could of made it if he shaved the stache and maybe his eyebrows a bit.

>>3259234
Lad, there's nothing wrong with wanting to get your boipussy pounded out by Henri.

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Tuyen shouldered 95 kilograms of anti-aircraft artillery shells (more than double her body weight) that she ferried to soldiers in trucks heading south. When a Western journalist later questioned her feat, she recalled how she proved him wrong. "He didn't believe that such a small person like me could shoulder such a heavy burden," she said. "I persuaded him by picking up a sack of potatoes and a sack of rice that together had a total weight of 105kg."

>>3254858
He was ugly. Josephine used to make fun of him with her roastie friends until he became famous. Even then she cheated on him. Nappy was a "id take a bullet for you"-type beta.

>>3259280
What do you think her arms were like under those clothes?

>>3259295
It was probably more her back and thighs, plus low center of gravity.

We had little guys in our platoon when I was in the army that could hump heavy shit all day.

>>3255048
It's the confidence.

>>3259288
This is true. But then after he found out about Josephine's affair (which everyone besides Napoleon was aware of) he took one of his officer's wives as a mistress, then returned to France and made Josephine beg for his forgiveness. Then she apparently fell in love with him and took no more lovers, while he took numerous mistresses. They had a surprisingly healthy relationship, all things considered, and they remained close friends after Napoleon remarried.

>>3259207
His facial features are consistent. What might be touched up is his skin, how clean or pristine other things.

Also a painting can be romantic without having the people in it idealized.

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>>3255048
Still smug.

>>3259839
You'll ruin it

>>3259800
youre so fucking retarded I cant believe youre actually still shitting out nonresponses hours later just to get the last word. You are an utterly retarded, proud, hopeless cunt that cant admit the two romanticized pictures he posted are in fact extremel6 innaccurate, idealized, romanticized, and whatever fucking word you want to use to describe the concept of making a man look larger than life in a painting, that is not what napoleon looked like, those are obviously idealized facial features that would be home on a roman statue. Just shut the fuck up and sit down nobody should have to rrad one more retarded shitfling from you, we've had enough of it this thread already

holy shit
how autistic does someone have to be to throw a tantrum over idealized paintings?

>>3261639
kill yourself, how autistic do you have to be to not be able to admit you were totally wrong on multiple points throughout the conversation and just glossed over everything so you could shit out more empty bullshit. fuck off you could have just admitted you were wrong but instead we're here 24 hours later becauss you are too stupid to realize youre anonymous and you could have just stopped posting. People like you are the absolute worst.

>>3259800
maybe theyre consistent because propaganda artists throughout european history have always given leaders idealized roman faces because everyone, especially the french, were romaboo as fuck. Maybe youre fucking retarded.

>>3261647
i'm not that guy desu

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Jean Chardin - 'Boy playing cards'

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Chădpitanul

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Caligula :3

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>>3263041
Also with his qt wife

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>>3257172
>Young Stalin is cu-

>>3263035
That's ok man she's a qt3.14 too.

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the one and only

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duke of wellington

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Impressed no one posted Napoleon Jr.

>>3263119
Would be cute if not for the psycho eyes

>>3257172
Someone post the not retouched Soviet propaganda version.

>>3257895
Who this?

>>3254844
>>3254845
>>3254868
This

>>3254847
This in particular

>>3255157
Also this

>>3267411
Audrey Hepburn

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It's just a painting of a fictional character, but damn...

*bump*

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>cmd + f "galois"
>0 results
Don't tell me you forgot the original robot /his/.

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>>3256823

>when the Habsburg genes go right once a century

You mean the Chadsburgs

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>>3270201

Me.

>>3268828
Who is that?

>>3263119
>pshhhhhhhhhht nothing personel kid

>>3267409
>>3263119
>comparing a portrait picture with a mugshot

I look better in some photoes, doesn't mean the communist party edited them. Retard.

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>>3258209
How can one rule one of the largest empires and look so beta?

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>>3258209
This. The man also had the AESTHETICS

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>>3273238
Doesn't look that beta to me.

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>>3273238
Qt holding qt

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>>3258338
What are your sources for those claims? Thank you.

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Young Stonewall

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>>3254733

>>3263119
He still looks cute imo, but I like my men masculine. Maybe y'all are getting hung up on the moustache?

>>3275703
He looks like my local kebab seller

>>3255029
Ever read Innocent, by Sakamoto Shinichi?

>>3275703
Fag

Also attractive doesn't mean cute

>>3274447
Any biography will tell that he was sick all his life.