what would a /his/ meetup look like?

People running around like Naruto, idk... i picture all you 4channers as fuckin nerds

>>3252291
>you

>>3252280
Haven't you saw any 4chan meetup before?

>>3252280
>& humanities
probably like charlottesville

>>3252349

> /pol/ and /leftypol/ beating each other.

> /his/torians are the police, dispassionately watching them and checking out their cool armor

>>3252349
this

>>3252280
Not like that.

>>3252280
Their legs look like that of a poorly glued together mini-figure

>>3252349
>>3252392

This is painfully accurate. Right down to the fucking shields

A bunch of autists who would constantly go "AKSCHUALLY" with Osprey publishes ready in-hand.

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>>3252280
So a fascist and a communist walk into a bar... and everyone else at the /his/ meet up places bets on who wins in the inevitable fist fight
$20 on Hans t b h

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>>3252418
This guy's got it.

I'd be happy for a LONDON meetup. We can all turn up at Wetherspoons dressed in togas and fake beards and maybe have a philosophy football match.

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>>3252280
a bunch of sophisticated gentlemen jerking off to nude sculptures in a museum

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>>3252436
I call dibs on the rape of Proserpina

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>>3252280
We would dress up and look like this.

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>>3252453
...like a bunch of fedoras?

>>3252473
Fedoras are forever ruined by this generation so, no.

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>>3252280
like this

>>3252473
I don't understand how the fedora meme became so popular. In my whole life I've only ever met a single person who even comes close to matching that description, and he only half-matches it.

>>3252618
Perfect.

>>3252280
Like a concentration camp with a couple of Görings visiting

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>>3252280
Like this.

>>3252618
What board was this?

>>3252784
>I don't understand how the fedora meme became so popular
Remember the "Swag is for boys, class is for men", "Born in the wrong generation" or "Girls like douchebags, not good guys" memes? People who posted these memes started to also post how they look.

Also redditors started to connect it with r/atheism and it got popular even more.

>>3252797
W-where's Nick?

>>3252784
A guy I knew wore fedoras while making movie reviews on YouTube,

>>3252797
Those mustaches need to make a comeback

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...and pretty much any other scene from this episode.

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>>3252848
Please no. Leave corpses to rest in their graves respectfully.

A bunch of neckbeard that talks non-stop about WW2, Hitler and Constantinople (in no particular order) while spouting memes and other crap they heard in a documentary.

On a corner, a handful of peoples that actually studied history at their university would hang out by themselves.

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Replace videogames for "history" and the two soon-to-be rapists for >&Humanities

>>3252889
>hollywood_battle_tactics.webm

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>>3252828
Anon he...

>That smug autist from community college who thinks he's a historian because he played strategy games
>Hipsters
>/pol/fags in fedoras and capes
>A few schizophrenics

>>3252828
Probably in Russia bullying the Duma
It was taken in 1910 so he and his family weren't murdered by bloodthirsty communists yet

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>>3252280

Whatever the average person with a pregnant Anne Frank fetish looks like.

>>3252826
It's funny because fedoras originally just referred to wimpy reddit numales who white knight

>>3252972
Calling out white knights was only one of the stages. If you want to make educated remarks, you need to go deeper than just knowyourmeme.com, newfriend.

>>3252807
/b/ I think

>>3253001
>HAAAIIL!!!! Thrand here

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>>3252280

>>3252428
Fuck dude, that was awful/amazing

>>3252864
Without the curls are the end, and that retarded hairstyle, that would look pretty good.

>>3252280
>one guy from /pol/ would shows up
>tries to start a chant of WE
>get's the absolute shit beaten out of him to the chant of HOLY
>Then we all compare maps and historical outfits

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>>3252280
In 20 years they will be all fat and balding ..typical American stereotypes .gay..stupid ...American .have mommoney and Gon the fuck a year

>>3253230
>implying /his/ doesn't love the WE meme

I think the /jp/ meetup actually had some qts in it

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>>3253230
I can just imagine it

>everyone is about to meetup
>a small minority in nazi attire says, "WE"
>all the /his/torians look at them
>/his/torians are clad in chainmail and platebody armed with zweihanders, broadswords, or maces
>/pol/acks shit their pants
>a loud boom of "HOLY!" reaches their ears as all of the /his/ meetup starts advancing upon them
>some scared /pol/acks try to get out their mint edition luger pistols
>they can't even load the thing lmao
>they scramble and leave
>upon witnessing the defeat of the /pol/acks, /leftypol/ who arrives later, also shits their pants and leaves automatically right after
>tfw

>>3253292
>>3253230
I love the WE meme

>>3253312
t. wrote this with one hand in crotch area

>>3252865
10/10 hurl

>>3253292
>>3253317
oh I do too
/pol/ just thinks it's an actual argument

>>3253033
>>>/reddit/

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>>3252280

>what would a /his/ meetup look like?

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>>3253384
Sorry if I hurt your feelings, anon.

>>3252280
Filled with slightly dysfunctional social outcasts.

Imagine the face of the most average looking person imaginable.

>>3252430
I wouldn't be seen dead in a toga outside of a theme party

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>>3253403
>theme party

Isn't that exactly what it'd be?

Bugs the bunny

>>3252807
>>3253187
>>3252618
it was /fit/

I was in that thread

>>3252441
T H I C C
H
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>>3252349
>>3252392
Would be the best time of my life

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>>3252280
>what would a /his/ meetup look like?
pic related is how I genuinely imagine /his/ before entering.

> literally the scum of the earth

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Pic related

>>3253325
>Wrote this with one hand in crotch area
why else would you go to History & Humanities

>>3252280
A girl would show up and the get together would end within a couple of her hours with several attendees arrested on suspicion of rape or voyeur video recording in the bathroom.

>>3252428
This looks fake as fuck honestly. Look at everyone else, milling about and pushing, like extras in a big battle scene in a movie. And then one dude, all dressed up, clear of the crowd whacks a guy over the head perfectly with a piece of balsa wood, and the guy flails back comically and disappears into the crowd.

I'm not saying it is fake, but it looks like a battle scene from a half assed medieval war movie.

>>3252784
That's the whole point. It's an extreme exaggeration that has mostly just become an insult.

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something like this

>>3253805
In any given street rumble, of the 20 people on both sides, only 10 will commit some form of hostility like missile hurling, while around 7-5 cunts will actually beat someone up.

Your average shitty middle class American rallyist isn't a trained medieval soldier.

>>3253704
what a jew

>>3253385
Based Russians.

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>>3253704

>>3252280
I've always imagined everyone here as older and slightly better dressed than most of the other boards so like thirty to fourty yr. old amateur historians.

>>3253661
So some random black people in a nightclub?

>>3252280
Congress of Vienna

>>3253704
https://warosu.org/fa/thread/12303010

Anyone got his identity yet?

>>3254156
What do you mean? Most of us already know who he is.

>>3252280
Like the Spanish Civil War.

>>3252428
>dumb kids ruining their lives for ideologies that the majority of people have no interest in whatsoever.

>>3253312
kill yore self

>>3254324
Yeah, that really gets me. Instead of improving their lives or doing something productive they choose to LARP and pretend to be revolutionaries and go fight each other. I blame poor parenting.

>>3252865
Nice throw

>>3252784
Im not sure what planet you live on. Everyone who wears Fedoras (or trilbies rather) are wither over the age of 60 or obvious autists
the accuracy of the meme is stunning honestly

>>3252436
FUCK
every time I see this shit I masturbate.

>>3253805
>This looks fake as fuck honestly.


it is.

>>3254563
*either over the age of 60

>>3253197
let me steal that qt on the left (not the ham beast)

>>3253197
They all look how you'd expect them to. Funny.

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>>3252618
that's just sad man

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>>3252943
damn I can't stop thinking about impregnating anne frank

its all I think about all the time

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>>3254984

We all do. Now if only that /d/rawfag could help us visualize those thoughts (with generous compensation of course), it would be so much better.

>>3252392
Some sort of gladiator battle, I like

>>3252280
Slightly overweight college or grad students who are all a little quiet and awkward but not that autistic

>>3252865
holy shit what a throw

>>3252943
the sides should be switched, why would unironic /pol/ be the union

>>3252618
fuck, you all look like that

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Like this, but with more bad cosplay and less banter in the thread/

"Ubi /his/fags est?"

I'm laughing to mysef imagining how they took that picture.

>Ok Chad, I'll sort put one hand in my pocket and look down
>Nice Hunter, I'll put my arms out like WHAAAAT and look confused. What about you, Brody?
>I'm gonna just look at the camera while I freeze in place mid-step, my facial expression will be like "Oh hey, didn't see you there"
>NICE

>>3252797
This although that is a terrible colourisation job. The person doing it obviously spent a lot of time on their clothes and then thought "fuck it, I can't be bothered with the faces"

I don't know
history doesn't lend itself to irl activities
we could do LARPing I guess
some would dress up as Voltaire and say HRE until the cringe is too much and everyone just leave

>>3254535
>>3256265
It was a shit throw, look at the angle it's at before it hits the drone, it's not even going straight. If he threw it like that at a person it would just bounce off them.

I mean sure, he hit it but it wasn't exactly far away, you'd knock it out of the sky with a stone easily.

Meet me on the battlefield in 10 mins, I'll kill you both in battle.

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>>3253197
How does somebody look in the mirror and decide that this is an acceptable way to look in public?

>>3253704
BEADY

>>3254072
woah..

>>3253833
>Count Pavelle, I'm HRE

>>3253197
MOOT?

>>3253197
Meanwhile /pol/ meetups are far more diverse, really makes you think

>>3252784
Demoralization effort by nationalists/FBI, they didn't like people becoming rational and well thought.

>>3253197
/pol/ looks just as retarded desu

>>3256441
m'lady

>>3252280
Hopefully we wouldn't fuck around in PJ's mid day like a pair of retards.

>>3256892
t.virgin

>>3252797
>Where everyone knows your name

>>3252618
When was this? 2010? At least one of those dudes is on a flip phone.

>>3254574
>this is what anitfa shills actually believe

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>>3256418
>he wasn't alone
>you don't get to bring vassals

>>3254324
DAD ITS NOT A PHASE WE'RE GONNA BRING ON THE 4TH REICH BY FIGHTING THESE SOCIALIST KEKS. IM SERIOUS!

>>3255000
Trips for prophecies coming true

>>3254324
At this point, I would edit the "majority of people" part. But yeah.

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>>3257226
>first one to talk gets to stay on my imperial diet
>so, who paid you to rebel against the emperor?!
*throws out member state then puts him back in*
>he didn't fly so good! who wants to try next?
*asks another*
>tell me about voltaire, why does he mock the HRE?
...
>lotta loyalty for a french philosopher!

>>3252865
>>3253338
>>3254535
>>3256265
Actually, he failed the throw hardcore.

I mean, yeah. It's cool that he hit his target, but what he threw was a spear/javelin. If you notice, it veered off midair and was pointing upwards by the time it hit the camera.

Therefore, he didn't hit it with the lethal end, it just slapped it with the stick part.

I've thrown javelins and shit before, it's actually kind of a pain to get it right; it's not as easy as it seems.

/autism

I would come to the meetup doing Dark Souls cosplay, and see if anyone can tell the difference.

>>3252797
None of us are royalty.

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I'd ask if anyone was a communist and then start calling them ragamuffins and fools for believing something as silly as Memeunism

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>>3256271

Except most of pregnant Anne Frank posters on /pol/ have Confederate flag avatars.

>>3254324
>smacking around some commies
>ruining your life
wat?

>>3252280
Unlike other board meet ups where people generally have a hobby to unite them, /his/ is full of people with extreme and differing opinions on history.

A meetup would be a bloodbath between Ouiaboos and Angloboos, Christians, Muslims and Athiests, Leeaboos and Lincolnites,
it'd end in extremely sweaty exhausting violence the second someone mentions the French surrendering or the IRA being freedom fighters.

>>3252392
And we push the non-accurate armor wearers into the scrap and watch.

>>3252280
All the faggots from the back of the class in one place at a particular time.

>>3252889
>just like my franco-belgian anime

>>3257344
If you watch it again you'll notice he did hit it with the "lethal" end. But yes, you are an autist.

>>3257330
>Or perhaps they are wondering why one would call itself the Roman Empire without owning Rome.

>>3259834
At least you can issue Bulls

>>3253312
Are you high?

>>3257448
Yeah, I normally just pick whatever flag will piss people off and then forget it. The flags are meaningless except to hide. Know who you never see anymore? Indians.

Bunch of faggots who try to one up each other

>>3252280
We already had one in Charlottesville why didn't you go?

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>>3252280
Everyone would be pic rel, my guess

>>3252436
mods

>>3257344
he hit the camera with the stick part and hit the propellers with the pointy part

>>3253805
That's what happens when a bunch of people who don't actually know how to fight try to fight each other. Really, it was mostly pushing, shoving, macing, rock throwing and a few half-assed punches that wasn't meant to REALLY hurt their opposition so much as get them to retreat

>>3261044
>paradox
>glasses
>hairline
>Nappy tha great
>Historical art as background

Soon i'll finally become one of you fellas : - )

>>3257406
Don't make me call the Ghostbusters.

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What are they discussing /his/?

>>3252436
Is /his/ a cumnyboard like /tv/?

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>>3252889
>the grey and blue soldiers who miss the battle completely and are still running to this day
>the me-too hopping on at the very end

I'll never not love this video.

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What would the /his/ handshake be?

>>3262343

>5
HNNNNNNNNGGG

>>3252865
god i hate these people

>>3256405
obviously he squints as hard as he can to sense the visage of che guevara in his reflection