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Ottomanboos 2017-08-16 03:13:19 Post No. 3251920
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Ottomanboos Anonymous 2017-08-16 03:13:19 Post No. 3251920 [Report]

> be me
> be roach
> can't get guns
> invest and sell my kebab shop to start my project , getting tired of being robbed
> one night I hear my door being bashed with a hammer
> infidelswillburn.jpg
> I have waited so many fucking years for this
> As soon as the door falls the robber armed with just one crowbar is facing against my homemade dardennels gun
> I have wrapped a cheap chinese towel around my head as a makeshift turban
> He doesn't know what to do and I have already lighted the linstock
> I use my full blown turkish autism to yell "Vur Ha!" lighting the hole on the bombard
> As soon it fires I get knocked back against my wall , the actual gun flies off and break my roof
> The robber turned into a pool of blood , the round obliterated him and the muzzle activated every car alarm in a 2 km radius
> The 1000mm solid iron ball destroyed a huge amount of houses along the way and probably hit some shitty chinese skycraper
> I lift my broken body proudly knowing I defend the great sultan
> A kurd stabs me in the back while I was fixing my broken shoulder
> Fucking kurds

Anonymous 2017-08-16 09:54:09 Post No.3253283
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>>3251920
kek

Anonymous 2017-08-16 09:59:06 Post No.3253309
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>>3251920
Kek. Memes aside, I'm really tired of seeing those "Support Rojava" stickers. Fucking kurds goddamnit.

Anonymous 2017-08-17 12:22:21 Post No.3253891
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>>3253309
The Lions contacted me about 3 years ago on Facebook, asking if I'd be willing to come and train them on demolitions usage
>how much are you paying?
>we feed and shelter you, provide equipment as needed
>so, nothing?
>we are a small orginization, this is a volunteer position
>look man, last time I volunteered for anything I got blown up 3 times and had to have a rod placed in my chest, I think I'm good
>it would not be combat postion, only training
>yeah well I helped train Iraqi Army before and look how well that worked out

I guess he got the hint after that because he quit replying

I immediately took down all my pictures of myself in uniform though.