History jokes thread Newton said that nature abhors a vacuum.

>>3250246
i dont get it

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>>3250249
Dogs don't like vacuums anon, they're scared of them.

Here's one:

So three Germans walk into a BAR

>>3250579
>germans
The joke goes better if you say "krauts" or something to that effect

>>3250579
The BAR's a shit weapon and so is your joke

>>3250588
The BAR is a great weapon. Its the attatchments they threw on it that made it shit.

>>3250584
Right, it's been awhile.
>>3250588
Hey hey hey, it's not her fault they made her so big and with such a small capacity, you be nice.

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>>3250246
>tfw no Dutch gf

>>3250606
are those things good for your wrist

>>3250641
>is having your wrist rest on something soft good
Yes anon

>>3250579
>>3250246
????????????

>>3250246
I wonder what its fucking like to fuck an athletic woman.

All my GFs had been normie girls and a nerd. Not exactly fit.

>>3250676
How stupid are (You)?

Here is a joke for (You):

(You)

>>3250699
It's pretty great, not really all that different from a normal girl though. I dated a softball player who could ride for hours, had legs like a thoroughbred

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>>3250246
>>3250246
My cat likes vacuums so go fuck yourself

>>3250784
it also liked to smudge it's shit all over your table, so there

>>3250784
I had a Jack Russell that liked to ride my vacuum. I think he thought he was the boss of it if he got on top of it, the way they try to lay on your head.

>>3250249
>>3250676
Something about vacuum cleaners probably, which in most languages doesn't include the word vacuum.

>>3250704
That is amazing.

The girls I've head tire easily under me.

>>3250704
>>3250699
>>3251387
Nice jokes guys

>>3250246

>those long meaty legs

UNFF

>>3250584
Three krauts walk into a Salad. Yummy

>>3251387
That still depends on the girl. I dated a dancer (i.e., in a professional ballet company) and she would just fall asleep after sex. Another girl I dated had some kind of heart condition and couldn't walk around the block without getting winded, and we'd fuck for days on end with minimal sleep. I've concluded sexual stamina has nothing to do with fitness.