North Korea

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>>3241853
Pre-19th century: China's slave
??? - 1945: Japan's slave
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1950's:
>North/South split, backed by USSR and USA respectively
>Tensions heighten and each side begin massacring civies/dissidents from other side
>North is well equipped with USSR weaponary, south gets nothing from US since pentagon did not think a conflict would break out
>North invades south, almost wins
>UN forces (almost entirely US) starts """police action"""
>North gets beaten back
>US and south almost wins
>China responds """police action""" with """people's volunteer army"""
>US gets beaten back
>tl;dr, stalemate for 2 years
>Armistice signed, borders drawn
>Kim I foiled attempts from USSR and PRC to install their own people as leaders
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1960-1990's:
>Cold war
>A few security incidents against south but no happenings
>Economy begin to stagnate in 70's
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1990's:
>Following USSR collapse, north's economy destroyed
>Famine because communism lol
>Start of nuclear development
>Kim I dies in 94, Kim II takes over

We all know what happens after that

>>3241853
North Korea
1948-2017

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>>3241853
This pic is north korea in a nutshell

Goguryeo empire is the coolest part of Korean history, north or south.

Kim jong un hit 100 holes in 1 in a row or something like that

>>3242685

Kim il sung hit 11 holes in 1 in 1994*

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>Japanese pig dogs occupying Korea
>Kim Il-Sung is given two pistols from his father
>He proceeds to uses them to single handedly drive the Japanese imperialists off the peninsula
>Korea is partitioned and the South is controlled by ex-Japanese imperialist pig dog collaborators
>Elections are supposed to be held, which Kim the national liberator would easily win, but the yankee imperialists keep stalling because they want to engineer it so the Japanese pig dog collaborators can win and control the whole peninsula again
>Japanese pig dogs in control of the South keep provoking Kim until it becomes necessary to invade to reunify the father land and liberate the whole peninsula
>Throughout the war the yankees and Japanese imperialist pig dog collaborators commit massacre after massacre and use biological weapons but Kim still manages the situation to a partial victory
>After the war work tirelessly towards developing the Juche ideology and constructing a socialist fairyland
>Yankees start becoming more bellicose than ever again so it becomes necessary to develop the Songun ideology which eventually culminates in acquiring ICBM's and nukes which makes the yankee pigs piss themselves in fear of the strength of Songun Juche Korea

Just read the biography of the eternal leader himself:
http://www.korea-dpr.info/lib/202.pdf

>>3242624
That worker died as a result of this meme

>>3241904
Did a human teach that cat to masturbate?
Holy fuck, that can will never be productive again in it's life.
[spoiler]Great post, by the way.

>>3243342
>implying cats do anything besides kill songbirds and give humans parasities

>>3243357
Killing birds plays an important part in the extremely delicste balance thst is the eco system. If all cats spent all day masturbating then there'd be an abundance of birds, who would ravage crops and shit on our cars.
>>3242685
>>3242720
They literally never claimed this, it's a meme.

>>3243342
>hurr durr

You are aware that cats and dogs are perfectly capable of licking their genitalia, which they often do for sexual gratification?

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>>3243335

>>3243388
Then why did he act so surprised?

North Koreans are very environmentally friendly and become enraged if you harm Mother Nature around them.

http://library.uoregon.edu/ec/e-asia/read/tree-trim.pdf

>>3243366

>it's a meme

Yeah made by north korea themselves

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2011-12-20/golf-world-mourns-kim-jong-il/3739452

>>3241853
Glorious Juche has preserved korea against all capitalist-pigdog incursions!
Orange of Grove president Trump will fall to Kim Jong Un's genius,
pitiful american ape dosen't stand a chance

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How can drumpf even compete

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>>3245947
>>3245964
>>3245973
>Mfw you can see the legacy of Kim Il-sung from the space.

>>3241961
I'll eat my own shoe if that does come true. That is only going to happen after millions of people die in Korea.

>>3246095

Glorious juche has crushed the demon of light pollution and the greatful workers can see the stars in heaven with our dear leader forever

>>3245973
>needs no allies
NK is incredibly dependent on their ally China

>>3246204
You mean china isdependent on NK right?

>>3241853
For a while up until around the 70's the North was arguably more successful. The South was stricken with poverty and corruption and I think had a smaller economy but the South changed in the 70's and then the North declined and in the 90's a large part of North Koreas population starved to death because of a famine, largely caused by the lack of Soviet subsidies.

>>3245962
Nah, it's fake.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Media_coverage_of_North_Korea#Kim_Jong-il.27s_golf_score