>be Nazi Germany in 1940
>create combat outfit composed of thugs and criminals "convicted of major crimes such as premeditated murder, rape, arson and burglary"
>"terrifying rabble" of "cut-throats, renegades, sadistic morons, and cashiered rejects from other units"
>unit turns out to be an almost comical band of fuckups who were kicked out of every major field command they were assigned to and whose most noteworthy achievement was sadism and brutality that appalled even the most notorious architects of the Holocaust
>be Louisiana in 1861
>create combat outfit composed of “the lowest scum of the lower Mississippi...adventurous wharf rats, thieves, and outcasts...and bad characters generally”
> the worst men I ever saw…. I understand that they are mostly wharf rats from New Orleans, and Major Wheat is the only man who can do anything with them. They were constantly fighting with each other. They were always ready to fight, and it made little difference to them who they fought.”
>unit turns out to be one of the best in the Confederate Army, earning a legendary reputation for being utterly fearless and hard-fighting, becoming the Army of Northern Virginia's premiere shock troops alongside the Stonewall and Texas Brigades
Where did we get it so right where the Krauts got it so wrong?
Did they fear the Southern Warrior?
>>3236883
2 very different classes of criminal, the Dirlewanger Brigade were men who did evil without material incentive, the Louisiana Tigers were men pushed to "evil" due to being desperately poor.
>>3236883
What we should really be asking ourselves is what would happened if a nine month pregnant Anne Frank mysteriously teleported into the middle of a Confederate Army camp of Louisiana Tigers?
Would they be courtly Southern gentlemen and take her to meet General Lee? Sing Bonnie Blue flag and Rose of Alabamy by the campfire with her? Share their sweet tea and hardtacks with her? Teach her to do the Rebel Yell?
>>3236883
most sailors in the british navy if i'm not mistaken were criminals
They both lost so who cares.
>>3236964
*Shanghai'd American sailors
Fixed that for you
>the virgin Dirlewanger Brigade
>the Chad penal battalion
>>3236883
>Southerners dressed up as Berbers who fought for France
WHEW
The Holocaust literally never happened, stop pushing this meme, kike
>>3237081
>implying it was just Southerners
Anon, I-
>>3237132
Back to your containment board, and take your Dodge Challenger with you.
The Dirlewanger unit was originally supposed to be for poachers, who it was assumed would be good skirmishers, they quickly ran out of poachers and started just throwing anyone in there so it ended up comprising rapists and sadists. Probably doesn't help that their chief officer raped a 14 year old and was constantly drunk either
>>3237137
Ought that not to be 'drive your Dodge Challenger back to your containment board?'
I wish I had a Dodge Challenger.
>>3237081
In the early stages of the civil war neither the Union nor the Confederacy had an actual organized full size national army. A huge portion of the fighters were made up of local and often privately raised and outfitted militia units, which over time were centralized with varying degrees of success into the national armies of the respective sides.
There were several battles where the militia of both sides were dressed alike and caused mistaken friendly fire.
The Marines
>>3237386
0311 here, you have no idea how true this really is
>>3236883
reminds me of the sven hassel novels.
i read the shit out of those novels as a kid.
>tfw no decent budget movie or show featuring porta, tiny, the legionnaire and heide the super soldier and super cunt
>>3236883
Krauts did not failed. Both units did what they were meant for.