WTF!? I hate Caesar now!

>>3235492
bunch of whiners

>>3235492
I hate that picture, does anyone realize that it was Celts that helped defeat the Galatians. The Pergamon kings always hired mercenaries.

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Romans were literally the Nazis of antiquity.

I can't really take anyone who unironically uses the word "holocaust" seriously.
It just stinks of exaggeration.

>>3235536
Like "hecatomb".

>>3235492
Reminder it's impossible to kill 1.000.000 gauls in 8 years, where are all the bones?

>>3235602
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catacombs_of_Paris

>>3235517
>does anyone realize that it was Celts that helped defeat the Galatians
So it wuz celts who defeated other celts?

>>3235492
Very sad. Italy should pay reparations to Bretons, and Welsh.

>>3235625
Yes. The same as it was the Inca that defeat the Inca empire.

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>>3235639
Much more than that

>>3235492
>celts invade and pillage multiple times
>romans finally able to defend themselves
>we dindu nothing! we victim! ahh pagan gods that don't exist help us!

>>3235713
>celts invade and pillage multiple times
preemptive strikes, totally justified.

>>3235492
wtf think of the 6 gorrillion give reparations now Italy

>>3235492
>holocaust
lolno, there was not even a significant genetic displacement. in msot of western/central europe--just the creation of a roman heemonny & some cultural assimilation.

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>>3235702
>empire

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>>3235741
>"preemptively" sacking rome like 300 years before Caesar enters the picture

ITALY PAY REPARATIONS
RIGHT
NOW

>>3235492

Vae Victus

>>3235492
So is it just a sensationalist name or does he spend however many hours whinging about the poor celts?

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>>3235492
MUH SIX GORILLION CELTS

>>3235492
Celts contributed nothing to humanity and had it coming

>>3235887
Except iron working in Europe, at the least.

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>>3235492
>celtic
>holocaust

>>3235891

What do you mean? The Romans didnt get iron working from the celts.

>>3235874
Six hours of ''Celts weren't particularly good, but Caesar was downright evil."

In the end he says that Italians no longer speak Latin but Gaelic is still spoken so the Celts won after all.

>>3235908
Gladius is literally a Celtic sword.
I say this as someone who goes "pffffffffffffffffffffffffft"when someone mentions Celtic """"""""""""""genocide"""""""""""""""

>>3235913
>>In the end he says that Italians no longer speak Latin but Gaelic is still spoken so the Celts won after all.
lol, wtf
do people really care this much

>>3235908
Probably meant chain mail

>>3235913
Well that's disappointing. Time to wait another six months and hope the next one is interesting.

>>3235908

Their weapons and armor were undoubtedly based off of Gaulish designs, and if I recall correctly the first iron working in Europe was from the Hallstatt culture.

>>3235525
That happened when the Jews genocided a shit ton of Romans.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitos_War

>>3235492
"Celt" is the stupidest meme word in existence

>>3235492
OMG Caesar was literally Hitlerz!!! What a bait title. You can't compare the extermination of minority groups by Hitler to Caesar's ruthlessness to secure territory and victory. Caesar was a real fascinating figure and recognized a lot in history as a hero and a great man obviously. It's questionable if he was good but it's really bad when these historical figures are compared to our standards today.

>>3235913
Whittling a complex figure like Caesar to evil is amateur hour. What a joke.

>>3235741
>preemptive
>justified
Pick one and only one

>>3235913
Is he literally retarded? Italian is closer to latin than gaulish is to whatever inbred welsh speak.

>>3236623
It would be fine if notre used by retarded brits who speak english and behave like the english but don't want to be english.

>>3237122
shut up you salty colonial

>>3235956
>This is what romeaboos actually believe

They were fighting to liberate themselves from Roman tyranny after Roman armies sacked and looted their city a few decades prior.

>>3237110
Not only that but he is still wrong. Latin is still spoken today and there are probably more schools teaching kids Latin than there are Irish and Welsh schools teaching children Gaelic etc.

>>3237144
the only reason they ever got treatment any worse than any other group was because they were extremely rowdy, uncooperative, and attempted rebellions every other decade. They weremt treated any worse than any other conquered territory. The romans didnt really go into full-gear "fuck jews" mode until they had dealt with like a hundred years of unrest, and every time they moved legions away to help somewhere else the jews would start genociding nonjews. They were the worst subjects an empire could ask for, and it took literally displacing them to keep the region pacified. If they just played their cards right and stopped being backstabbing pricks every single time the opportunity presented itself, they would have been treated no different than anyone else. Instead they got the gaul treatment because thats what you get for constantly rebelling whenever the military leaves.

If ever a group had something coming, it was the jews.

>>3238951
This.

>>3235942

Helmets too, but Roman stuff was overal a blend of Celto-Hellenic stuff and not directly lifted from either.

>>3235913
Why do people even listen to this guy? He's an idiot.

>>3238951
Hadrian did nothing wrong, desu

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>>3235702
>Bunch of disparate tribal hillbillies under hundreds of different leaders
>No overarching government or leader
>Empire

>>3235536
> a sacrifice consumed by fire

Not everything is about the six million you kike

>>3235536
They killed them with fire, it was literally a holocaust

>>3238951
i hate hitler, but this is totaly true

>>3239146
>empire of the celtic race
>needing a single ruler

>>3239146
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confederation

>>3239176
they went to war with each other tho

>>3235913
kek, neo pagans/celts are pathetic

>>3239195
>if you've internal disputes then youre not an empire anymore
rome btfo

>>3235913
>In the end he says that Italians no longer speak Latin but Gaelic is still spoken so the Celts won after all.
ROMANZ BTFOOO

>>3239195
So did the Romans, the Chinese, the Persians and many other ´empires´

>celt empire
They are getting desperate

>>3237098
>You can't compare the extermination of minority groups by Hitler to Caesar's ruthlessness to secure territory and victory.

Yes you can. Hitler would tell you that the removement of jews and what not was to secure power and victory.

>>3237135
>>3237122
>notre
french anon?

>>3235913
>In the end he says that Italians no longer speak Latin but Gaelic is still spoken so the Celts won after all.
that is the worst statement i've ever heard in my life i want to die

>>3235913
Italian literally is modern Latin wtf

also the branch of celtic that gaulish belonged to has gone completely extinct. gaelic has nothing to do with the gauls. that's like saying babylonian culture never disappeared because people in the middle east still speak arabic which is also a semitic language.

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>>3235702
>Slovakia
>700-100 BC

>>3235913
>In the end he says that Italians no longer speak Latin but Gaelic is still spoken so the Celts won after all.
W
E
W

>>3235913
>In the end he says that Italians no longer speak Latin but Gaelic is still spoken so the Celts won after all
Italian is way closer to Latin than any extant Celtish is to Gaulish.
Also, Latin so thoroughly destroyed Gaulish, that the modern day Gauls speak fucking French, a Latin derivate.

>>3239176
Yeah, I wouldn't call a confederation an Empire, I'd call it a confederacy.

>>3235492
They deserved it desu.

>>3235525

>Nazis were the romans of the contemporary era

Fixed that

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>>3235913
top fucking kek

>>3239322
Hitler was a moron so of course he would. Not Caesar.

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Thanks, but I'll stick with Titus Pullo and Lucius Vorenus, like all REAL Americans!

>>3235913
>Gaelic is still spoken

wont be in 100 years, I'll tell you that

>>3235913
>DARTH VADER
>CLINT EASTWOOD
>TIME MACHINE
Caesar was fucking awesome

>>3235492
Is that a Zulu shield on his arm?

>>3240635
Yeah, he draws some parallels between their war with the bongs and the gauls against rome, as well as the american indians

>>3240402
isn't a lot of it from relatively recent revivalism anyways?