When has one single person been the smuggest in history?

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maybe that german who somehow managed to take the capital city of a country by accident in ww2, i don't remember the details

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>If I were not Alexander, I would wish to be Diogenes
>If I were not Diogenes, I too would wish to be Diogenes. Now get out of my sunlight.

>>3232372

That was WW1, and the man was Erich Ludendorff. He walked up to the garrison of a town, banged his sabre on the door, and demanded their surrender. They did and he captured over a thousand Belgian soldiers practically by himself.

>>3232202
Frederick the Great always seemed like a smug cunt to me.

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>>3232202
"Dude I deserve to own the entire world lmao." - Le Conquering Mongol

>>3232659
I think he means the guy who took Belgrade with about 10 soldiers

>>3234454
Between his father crushing his homosexual dreams and his existential dread following his defeats and near defeats what led you to that conclusion? I mean, the portraits of him as he gets older make him look more and more paranoid.

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>>3232372
>>3232659
>>3234483

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>>3232202
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>>3232202
The Quadi Envoy who made Emperor Valentinian so fucking mad that he burst a blood vessel and died.
I can't even imagine the shear amount of smug on that guy's mug.

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>>3237671
Even his statue is angry.

>>3232645
BASED
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Makes you hope it's true and not just historians putting words in his mouth...