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Post history "JUST" moments.
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Can't find the wikipedia page but
>That one battle during the Italian invasion of France where 9 French soldiers held a bridge in the alps for 10 days against 5000 Italians
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>>3218804
and they only surrendered cus they ran out of ammo for literally everything
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What about the one where one side only like 8 guys died and the other side thousands
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Whoops
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>>3218804
Here you go
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>>3218838
God bless you
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>>3218838
Mussolini was really not kidding when he told Hitler that Italy couldn't fight a war until 1942
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>>3218838
Holy fucking shit is that real ?
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>>3218902
yes
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Were the Italians so miserably incompetent or were the french really good at stubborn defense ? Do you have more material on this event ?
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>300 men all drafted in the past week
>commanded by a pensioner
>using 50 year old weapons
>with no idea they're even being invaded
>against two of the most modern warships in the world
>inflict a crushing victory
>take literally zero casualties
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>>3218925
>>3218917
Meant for you
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>>3218926
and people said fortresses were obsolete
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I don't care if it's a meme, it'll never not be funny.
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>>3218947
I just want to say that they did a LITTLE better than that, killing nearly a thousand emu.
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>>3218925
>Were the Italians so miserably incompetent or were the french really good at stubborn defense ?

Both
Italian commanders were retards who kept sending waves after waves of men at a fortified position, and the French defenders were resilient as fuck, fighting at nine against a whole army for more than a week (they had no food left on the last three days), even days after the armistice between France and Italy had been signed
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>>3218947
classic
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>>3218838
So did the French surrender?
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>>3219036
>emus as nazis
>emus won more wars than nazis
full JUST mode
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>>3219118
France surrendered to Germany and therfore an armistice was signed with Italy on June 25
The guys in the casemate had their radio destroyed (by a grenade that had been thrown in) so they didnt know about that until three days later
Then they indeed gave themselves in (but I don't doubt that, a so much braver guy like you would surely have kept fighting forever despite the fact the war was lost and the supplies had ran out)
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France got JUSTed by England a lot in the first half of the 100 Years War
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>R*mans
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I love real-life stackwipes
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>>3219118
Pretty sure they surrendered once they ran out of ammo
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>They didn't go with the union and made themselves superpowers instead of falling into obscurity
JUST
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>>3218892
Truly our darkest hour
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>Royal Britania rules th-
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>>3219369
A Sweden-led Commonwealth would be great, yes.
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>>3218892
Wut
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>>3219638
Was going to post this lel, Ottoman were great before 1453, really
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>>3218838
can't find it on wikipedia,they must've taken that down
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>>3218821
holy shit, this is real
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>>3218838
>Italians die in droves to an enemy with significantly less numbers
>French surrender
Like pottery
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>>3219633
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Posting one of the biggest JUSTs in history
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>>3219915
>Z-Zerg rush tactics work guys
>Die to wops
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>>3219868

The Fog of War is more real than people think
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>*record scratch, freeze frame*
>Yep.. that's me.. you're probably wondering how I got in this mess
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Post some from the crusades?
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>>3219989
Not quite but close enough
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>>3219999
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I can't even blame the Japs, they fucked with the wrong Admiral
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>>3218892

>Dutch victory
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>>3219236
And France by the English in the second half..
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>>3219999
That's the one I was looking for here >>3218816
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>>3219921
>One of the last succesful cavalry charges in history
>Zerg rush tactics don't work
huh?
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cavalry worked sometimes
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>cavalry was a stupid ide-
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>>3219245
>Carf*ginians
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>>3219909
>posting 10 defeats from a 1000 year history
You could do this for any nation.
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>>3219633
>British naval hegemony before the seven years war
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>>3220333
trips of truth
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>>3217926
Pictured: a rare occasion of both sides being JUSTed
>Defenders KIA/Executed/Cannibalized
>Attackers fail big time strategically dooming the entire war for their side.
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>>3220333
These are humiliating defeats in which the Brits heavilt outnumber the enemy btw
If you take every British defeat for the last 500 years, you easily have over 10,000 of them
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>>3220376

>20-30K eaten

I ummm... hmmm.
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>>3220016
>I can't even blame the Japs, they fucked with the wrong Admiral
Japs are retarded at sea until the white boi taught them.
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>>3220376
DECISIVE
TANG
VICTORY
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>>3220319
EXPOSED
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>>3219966
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>>3220378
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cr%C3%A9cy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Agincourt

lol the french are bad at war because of some battles!
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>>3219369
Protestants ruin everything
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>>3220386
They were also pretty bad in ww2, even if they had a decent navy
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>>3220486
no shit

protties are the true cause of everything reactionaries hate
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>Soviets tired of their arab allies being BTFO by Israel
>"Fine, we'll show those stupid arabs how it's done and do it ourselves"
>next day
>curb your enthusiasm music
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>>3220822
how did this not trigger the Israel attack dog into a rabid frenzy?
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All of Chinese history is one big JUST
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>>3218821
Kek
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>>3218821
mistakes were made
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>>3219262

>mfw you're one of the greatest generals of the warring states
>king changes command of the army from you to a fucking dumbass
>proceed to see all your efforts and all of your army buried alive by said dumbass
>mfw
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>>3220319
COPYCAT
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>>3220016
>be an island nation
>have a shit navy
???
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>be king
>famous commander and war hero opposes your reforms
>strip him of all offices and sentence him to death on trumped up charges
>he starts a gentry uprising instead of submitting
>spend a year gathering up a royal army and chasing him around the country as he tries to avoid fighting you directly and just rides around stirring people up
>finally corner him against a river
>outnumber his rebel volunteers with your royal army full of winged hussars, dragoons and other elite troops
>get absolutely BTFO
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>>3220822
What is this? I'm israeli and haven't heard of anything like this
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>>3222073
During the war of attrition Soviets started flying missions for the Arabs due to the Arabs doing badly
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>>3222346
VAE VICTIS
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>>3222304
>thiscosthitlerthewar

No Japan did.
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>>3222346
ayy
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>>3218821
>British Empire at its height
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>>3222489
>Know that Japan is coming to attack Singapore
>Begin bunker-building and planting tonnes of artillery in preparation, all of it facing the direction they think that the Japs will come from.
>They attack from the otherside

JUST, I SAY
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>>3222688
Arthur Percival had time to prepare and fortify the access points to Temasek,but he didnt because it would undermine 'morale'
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>>3219909
>Amry
>Most of these "defeats" resulted in only a few hundred casualties.
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>tfw you manage to tackle one of the largest navies in the the world and then fail miserably to finish it off
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>>3223104
top 10 most shocking anime reversals
Also 'your marshal who is usually blind sees double' - Napoleon to Bernadotte aide-de-camp after he defeated the Prussian in Auersterdt
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>>3223129
Davout*
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>>3218838
There are good soldiers
There are bad soldiers
And then there are italians.
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>>3220473
But that's what most people unironically believe, you know
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>>3220376
>20,000-30,000 civilians were eaten
Every single time.
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>>3219999
oh man the story behind that one is fucking great
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>>3218892
>1 soup kettle, with presumably all the soup within
Is this the worst Dutch warcrime in history?
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>>3220376
>20,000-30,000 civilians were eaten
I'm starting to see a trend in Chinese warfare.
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Anyone knows the name of the battle where the French captured ships with a cavalry charge?
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>>3223718
>The capture completed, the French conquest of the Netherlands was brought to an end and the French Army captured 14 warships, 850 guns, and several merchant ships.[9] It is one of the only times in recorded military history wherein cavalry captured a fleet,[10][11

JUST
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>>3222073
Operation Rimon 20

>Rerun of "A bunch of arabs gang up on israel for a few weeks and get their shit pushed in" episode
>IAF humiliating various air forces left and right in A2A engagements
>Egypt (I think) complains to the USSR that their fighters are subpar compared to American fighers
>Cyka blyat you're just doing it wrong
>Watch THIS
>Soviets send down a bunch of MiG-21s and some of their better pilots to show those backwards arabs how it's down
>Get their shit pushed in by the IAF including a few gun kills (I think)
>Arabs smug
>Israel smug
>USSR embarassed
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>>3223746
>americans will never show the ones where the starfighter got curbstomped by mig 21s and sabres lost to gnats.
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>>3223764
Gnats are British, the pic is there to trigger vatniks.
Starfighters weren't built for dogfights, they were built to intercept bombers and carry an atomic bomb as fast as possible.

Anyway, here is one of my favs, should be a guide as how to defeat steppeniggers
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>>3223894
The starfighter could dogfight pretty well if you dropped its wing tanks and made sure to stay close to mach 1 or above. Unfortunately, it was used mostly before the USAF unfucked itself and got a bad rep as a result. It did pretty well in later red flag exercises, especially once it got a beefier engine.
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>>3219966
when AE get sover 50 in eu4
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>>3219999
Holy quads for a holy post!
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>>3220161
This shit is horrifying
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>>3219633
>actually taught and remember this from US high school
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>>3220896

Damn what happened to this brilliance.
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Teaser for part II
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>>3222304

I doubt the Germans could do much better. Greece wasn't going to be taken lightly.
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>>3225329
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>>3225358
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>>3220010
Man, Ottomans sucked ass after Vienna.
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>>3225392
In this battle, the Marines actually thought the US troops were cowards and didn't fight, ran away, from the fighting. The reality is the Chinese just let them go..
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>>3219369
JUST
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Is posting Russians cheating?
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>>3225591
"At least I will go down as a president"
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>>3218821
Didn't that used to say "Japanese tactical victory"?
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>>3225561
that is shockingly sad. even more sad that sweden didn't participate in many wars after
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>>3225561
I think it is but, this greentext recap is too good not to post.
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>>3226053
The circumnavigation itself was a miracle
Nobody expected them to do that
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>Umayyad bro?
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>>3225444
>Using a Wikipedia quote with a citation that is marked as Dubious
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>>3225317
The participation in military affairs dropped a lot ever since the Turkics rose to prominence in the Middle East. There was a moment of Abbasid military revival that saw the defeat of Turkics. After a few centuries, the major Arab faction lost prominence and died facing the Mongols.

Ever since the 13th century, military affairs in the middle East were lead by Mongols or Turkics or a combination of the two. Of course there is the Ottoman empire which ruled over much of the Middle East. There were events of Arabs fighting but this lead to defeat against the Ottoman ruled Egypt who destroyed the first Wahabi state. in the 18th to beginning of 19th century.

There were moments a much earlier past of Arab tribes making great strides like Banu Hilal (to which there is an epic still recited by bedouins about them). But, in my opinion, the reason why Arab tribes do not retain a long continuous history of military accomplishment outside of Arabia in any specific parts is because of two things:

1) Arabs don't have a lot of people. They come from a desert for the most part. Even the fertile areas in Southern Arabia and SouthEastern Arabia are not so big and far compared to other fertile areas in the region. This means whatever great accomplishment that can be done, over time there will not be a replenishment. Thus, leading to a much quicker disintegration of military prowess of Arabs in specific parts outside of Arabia.

2) Lack of constant unity. Albeit partly why some Arab tribes were strong was because of constant competition. Too much inter tribal conflict can also lead to distintergration. If Arabs have to do one thing outside of Arabia is remain undividedly united since they are always outnumbered. But this didn't happen. Ummayad dynasty fought the Abbasid, Fatimid were rivals of other Arabs, etc... Of course the religious identity was much bigger which may explain the lack of urgency when it comes to some sort of ethnic unity.
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>>3226118
That number of fighters seem bullshit. It would probably be from 10k to 50k possibly extending to a few 10s more (but even that is stretching too much. There's no good evidence to suggest to 187 000 men on the Ummayad side. Albeit the Berber garrisons would result in more troops for Ummayads, the empire did not have that much Berber tribes or people under control (they ruled the northern part of North Africa, not going to inner places of Morocco for example) and sending this much troop into the outmost fringes of a frontline of a big empire would be unlikely.

Not to mention the fact that there is no possible way 300 men killed over 120 000 people. This is actually more retarded that the myths regarding Thermopylae considering at least Spartans were much more of an elite force than the men of the Kingdom of Asturias.
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>>3226188
Dude relax, I know its bullshit, I just throw it in these kind of threads for the reaction.
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>>3222489
>Percival was the reason why we, the Singaporeans, want independence from the British
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>we just defeated the greatest military power in recent times, there's no way a bunch of Yankee hillbillies could possibly stop -
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>>3218892
>Dutch victory
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>>3220376
>20,000-30,000 civilians were eaten

Man, the Chinese really were the most advanced civilization up until a few hundred years ago.
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>>3217926
Its pretty funny how Czechs kinda triggered the Thirty Years War, only to be the most BTFO party in the conflict.

Imagine losing your ENTIRE aristocracy that you quit being a thing for close to 300 years.
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>>3218892
no
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>be Chinese
>can't have a war without at least 10 million casualties
>PING DONG WONG LONG

They are literally insects.
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>>3219633
>winds delay fleet
>all supplies consumed
>shitloads of sailors die of disease
>vernon goes full autismo when the army lands
Why
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>>3219900
what?
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>>3228352
Alright, most of the times yes, but not always.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ming–Kotte_War
>2000 men vs 50,000
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>>3219036
>That emu swastika
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>>3218892
I'm glad I don't live in such barbaric times.
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>>3228352
>abloobloo muh casualities :(

Chinese are the true soldiers of the Emperor and once Orks attack you will thank them
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Hehehe FAP.
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>>3218947
Honestly, I think the Australian and British governments over reacted with their response to Emu military build-up after WW2.
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>>3219633
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Armada
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Siege_of_Gibraltar
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Porto_Bello
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Nile
I'm sure I can dig up more, but it doesn't matter. All nations have their military blunders and grand triumphs, trying to pin failures on one and then claiming that they are representative of that country's entire military history is juvenile.
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>>3220378
I highly doubt any army has been in 10,000 battles over the last 500 years, that's astronomical. The only way you could even get close to that number is by adding tiny skirmishes in the desert and short gunfire exchanges,
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>>3222489
>Staring out at the sea, anticipating Japanese naval attack
>Hear bicycle bells
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>>3226617
>We've kicked their ass before surely we won't surrender after 7 dea-
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>>3229113
holy kek
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>>3218929
>the answer came before the question
?
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>>3219633
Never forget
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>>3220885

(you)
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>tfw the sabaton song about said battle actually understates the number of germans
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>>3217926
>Random war in Africa
>King Tribeman decide to do the same trick than for the 1000 last battles
>Get as many cows as he can and spook them to make them run over the enemy
>Forgot the Moroccans had guns and even cannons
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>>3218947
Hahaha so funny you fat fucking yank, stupid race mixed piece of shit. You lost to fucking gook farmers, stupid fucking yank can't talk shit fuck off
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>1939
>Germany has just declared war
>they decide to seize the Polish post office in Danzig/Gdansk because it's legally Polish territory
>figure this will be easy
>invite a camera crew along with over 200 police, SS, and paramilitaries, with three armored cars
>Building is being defended by 56 postal workers, army officers, and civilians
>For some reason they are heavily armed
>Germans attempt to enter through the front
>Two of them get killed, seven wounded
>they try this again from a different dorection, also failing
>Polish commander is killed by his own grenade but manages to stop the other Germans
>Wehrmacht is called for support
>this comes in the form of two 75mm guns and a 105mm howitzer
>attack is still repulsed somehow
>Mortar support from the Wehrmacht is called in
>It's so innaccurate that it's more of a threat to the Germans than it is to the Poles
>mortar crew is ordered to stop
>at some point (possibly earlier, sources are unclear), the Poles somehow destroy one of the armored cars
>The Germans declare a two-hour cease-fire and demand that the Poles surrender
>Predictably, they refuse
>Meanwhile, German sappers set up and detonate a 600 kg explosive device, allowing them to finally capture most of the building except for the basement
>Poles are finally forced to surrender after 19 hours when the Germans flood the basement with gasoline and ignite it
>turns out the Germans only managed to kill six during this entire debacle so they just execute the rest
>six still manage to somehow escape capture and get away
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>>3226541

Holy shit
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>>3230628
In the novel Tin Drum by Günther Grass this event is told in a very long segment,if you are intrested you should check it out.
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This board.
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>>3223104
Fuck, Maria Pita's a pretty epic story.
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>>3226217
You got the reaction but still had to defend the post? He wasn't attack you
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Rhodesians never die
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>>3230571
calm down mate
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>>3218838
>AoYJ watermark
Tfw 4chan steals iFunny memes
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>>3231591
The only JUST I see here is Rhodesian absolutely losing the war on Political Grounds.

Can you imagine that?
>Win all the battles?
>Lose the war.
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>>3230571
Calm your tits m8 just havin some banter
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>>3230528

In theory it was a good idea, that's why they spent 20 years preparing for it. They just never expected Belgium to slow them down so much.
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>>3220161
>>3224372
The heavy casualties weren't inflicted by actual fighting between troops. Goguryeo pretended to surrender to convince the Sui army to turn back. Then, as the Sui were marching back, Goguryeo cavalry went ahead and burst dams at the Salsu river, surprising and flooding the Sui army camps and drowning most of the army.

Both the Sui army size and casualty estimation seem a bit high as well. I'd have to check, but I suspect it's a count of divisions and units rather than actual individual men, in which case there were probably incomplete divisions and a bunch of deserters post-battle.
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Actually pretty sad
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>>3230489
56:1 doesn't have the same rings as 40:1
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>>3218892
when someone says they wish they lived in the past
show them this
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>>3219657
>[...] Sweden [...] yes.
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>>3219915
>one side has completely unknown strength AND losses

Gee what an obvious slobberknocker this was.
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>>3232671
>Can you imagine that?
>Win all the battles?
>Lose the war.
I think that's why /k/ loves them so much, because they can imagine it all too well.

>b- bu... muh peace treaty
>muh changing condishunz
>muh McDolans on every corner
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>>3217926
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>>3226118
wat?
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>>3232798
Chinese & Korean scholars put the numbers down to both the Goguryeo exaggerating AND the Tang magnifying the Sui's failure to paint them as unworthy of possessing the Mandate of Heaven.
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>>3228500
It's a meme.
>'Like pottery' corruption of the actual idiom 'Like Poetry'
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>>3219638
>thousands drowned

serbs will defend this
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>>3219966
you know you fucked up when even Sweden and Niger are against you
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>Of the 1,000 officers and men that St. Clair led into battle, only 24 escaped unharmed.
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>>3219966
>Supported by:
>Soviet Union
>Japan
And china didn't veto anything.
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Every country that Nader Shah went to war with had a JUST moment
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>>3218821
Destroyer hit a Japanese mine.
Both Americans and Canadians mistaken each other for japs when they were on the island and shot at each other.
Most likely Americans not used to cold weather were the frostbitten and sick ones.
>>
>>3236840
>Köprülü
those damn balkanrapebabies can't command armies for shit.
>>
>>3226541
He finished the sentence, that's why he was killed. "Here's the king!" (not I'm) is a taunt.
>>
>>3229066
Chinese ARE the orks
>>
"ok, how fast can we win a war?"
>>
>>3218804
You can't find it because it's a forgery and was removed from the en. wiki
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>>3226617

>treaty of Ghent signed 24th December 1814

Perfidious Columbia strikes again!
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>>3222346
:)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Aquae_Sextiae
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based duarte
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>>3217926
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white man came
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>>3238218
across the sea
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Lest ye forget
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>Probably the best last stand that nobody's heard of
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>>3238218
And 17,000 Egyptians too.
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>>3230571
what a cunt
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>>3217926
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>>3225444

>implying western soldiers just threw guns away and walked off after battle

what fever dream is the author of this living in?


>mfw PLA historians
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>>3218821
delet this
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>>3220291
>3 priests
Kill the fucking healers man
>>
>>3238324
>ywn be a cucked Roman emperor humiliated and dominated by powerful sexy brown sassanid women

Why live?
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>>3227746
>>3220376
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>>3238418
>Sassanid women
>brown
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>>3238418
Valerian was probably too old to get it up
>>
>>3233131
Ayy my great-grandfather fought in this war, they did well considering France and Spain used mustard gas to beat them.
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>>3233131
Long live the rif.
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>>3238556
Where are you from?
My great grand father also fought in this war.
I even think both of them.
My father is from izmouren.
>>
>>3238621
Noice, Al hoceima
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>>3238312
They were already there.
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>>3237139
I was just memeing, i know the full story.
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>>3223894
>Lél
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>>3218947
Australia has a bad record when it comes to pest control operations.
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>>3239849
That was due to British military leadership incompetence, not the Australian troops themselves.
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>>3239873
Plenty of blunders from Australian commanders too.
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>>3239849
And nothing of value was lost.
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>>3219909
>Battle of Singapore
>Losses exceed strength

wut?
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>>3217926
THOUSAND YEARS REICH
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>>3236840
wew
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>>3218892

HABSBURG BTFO
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>>3218892
>Austrian forces invaded Dutch territory and occupied the old Fort Lillo, at the time used as a vegetable garden
>The garrison of Lillo broke the dikes, inundating a large area and drowning many people.

Holy shit
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>>3223503
Look up Atjeh, also the dutch army is the only army to win against guerilla warfare. but not by being nice..
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>>3218892
PRESUMABLY the soup was lost.
It could have been stashed somewhere.
The Dutch better be ready.
The Soup shall rise again!
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>>3223129
FROG'D
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>>3238306
Is this the one where a guy blew himself and thousands of soldiers up with him?
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>>3238334
They did though, read East of Chosin. I'd also like to note that Faith was attempting to retreat toward an American position that didn't even exist, thus dooming the entire task force.
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How?! You idiots won the war but you just gave them independence anyway?!
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>>3245229
Netherlands were pretty damn small
they might have won the war,but how about the 2nd,3rd,4th so on
might as well pack your briefcase before you get tangled into the bullshit that will happen later like in Algiers or Indochina
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Never kill the messenger.
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>>3245229
The trick to decolonization was to get out cleanly
as other anon said, it was a lost cause to keep anyways, so may as well just cut losses.
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>>3245263
>>3245229
And besides that: the methods used were so brutal (guys like this for example: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raymond_Westerling). That the US soppen the marshallplan, and we couldn't afford that.
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>>3242640
>the dutch army is the only army to win against guerilla warfare
Uhh, no it isn't.
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le based serbs
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>>3220291

>literally the battle of the hornburg
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51oEk21ax5A
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>>3218892
meme
>>
>be an IJA soldier
>gets eaten by some unarmed, untrained crocodile civilians
True honor
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