>savior of Europe
>destroys Europe
What did Hitler mean by this
>>3216111
Is that Anne Frank impregnated by Charles II of Spain?
>>3216114
ffs haven't we suffered enough?
>>3216111
just germans being germans, they are a menace to civilization and you know it
>>3216402
seriously what is their problem
i want to genuinely know why that region is the root of evil
>>3216402
Where is marx?
>>3216114
We're crashing this timeline...
>>3216114
yes, yes it is.
>>3216111
>It's okay baby I'll hide you from the inquisition
>No need for an antic, they won't search my castle hehe
>>3216671
>1700
>inquisition
>>3216681
The Spanish Inquisition wasn't disbanded until 1834.
>>3216402
t. """"""""white"""""""" Mediterrenean
>>3216114
Mistakes into miracles buddy.
>>3216697
Memes don't work that way buddy.
>>3216544
What did Marx do wrong?
why are Germans so autistic?
>>3216697
Romans were Mediterranean faggot. Germany started WW1 I don't even know who that faggot with the mustache is.
>>3217545
>Romans were Mediterranean
b-b-b-b-but we wuz caesars n shit
>>3217538
>clock shows 5.30
>therefore not time to destroy Europe
Feels good to be the good guys this century.
>>3217545
>Germany started WW1
This is a history bord.
>>3217562
Austrians are Germans and those retards started WW1
>>3217562
>>3217570
Austrians killed the Archduke of Serbia?
Remind me, what would happen if someone from, lets say Mexico, killed Ivanka Trump?
The notion that it was ONLY Germany that started WWII is nothing else but history written in the perspective of the winner.
Britain and France conquered most of the world but evil Germany is the greedy country.
>>3217616
>evil Germany is the greedy country
It is.
>>3216114
/our guy/ + /our girl/
>>3216111
>Charles II had below average intelligence
>Anne Frank had above average intelligence
Does this mean the child be of average intellect?
>>3216111
Color it already faggot
>>3219388
Merely trying to comprehend this question is making me lose IQ points by the second
>>3216111
Any writefags here want to write a backstory for this?
>>3222220
This
>>3217616
Britain and France uplifted the natives and shared their techniology with them while Germans tried to ruthlessly dominate the whole world
The only time you had a colony you tried to genocide the natives there
You're evil
>>3217616
The Austrian government and the army wanted an excuse for war with Serbia, and they delivered their ultimatum knowing we Serbs would never accept it, giving them their Casus Bell.
>>3217538
>prefering to have familiar routine
Schlieffen and Manstein plan would fit more
>>3222220
this'd be nice
>>3216402
you just know a shitcleaner slavshit from poland did this just to read their irrelevant countrys name somewhere
rofl
>>3217485
Everything.
>>3217545
They were black you dumb albino cave beast.
>>3216402
>germans
>germ
>germs
really make you think
>>3216111
Charles II would be a bigger baby than the newborn suckling on Anne's breast
>>3226255
WUZ
>>3216697
>first one
*INHALES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
>>3222220
I want a Charles II dating simulator
>>3217580
Russia mobilized first. That's like reaching for a gun and being surprised the other guy both reaches for his too, declares you to be his shooting target, and also shoots you.
>>3216304
No we haven't
>>3227792
Is there a grid reference? Also I object to using a linear model.
>>3227792
Why did Alberto Barbosa deserve it so much?
>>3227792
Pu-Yi was a bit of a shithead, to be fair.
>>3227792
I'd crank mosley down a bit on what he got and what he deserved, he was a faggot, granted, but mostly just seemed like he was trying to find a "thrid position" considering the relative political instability of Europe at the time.
>>3216111
>Subject Europe to 5 years of slavery, murder, and oppression
>Enslave or kill millions of Europeans
>Destroy hundreds of cities, towns, and villages, rendering millions homeless.
>Your incompetence leads to millions of German deaths and the utter destruction of Germany
>Years later internet virgins on an Irish dancing appreciation board worship you as being the savior of the white race
>>3216402
Their nation should have been dismantled and turned into a nature reserve after the first chimpout
>>3216697
Italian fascism lasted longer
>>3222220
I am writing a story right now, just give me some time and i'll post it
>>3222220
>>3228448
>be you, Charles II of Spain
>you are the king of the most powerful empire in the world
>you have everything your heart could desire
>except 3 things
>your soullmate, your heir, and your sanity
>there is not much you can do to change it
>for years you've tried finding someone who will love you for who you are
>it's hard loving someone who looks like a literal monster and is half-retarded
>you know it too well, you have just enough sanity left to know it all
>it's not your fault
>you were born this way
>for hours daily you stand silently by the graves of your parents who created you
>you lament and wonder why they did it
>all you want is to be normal and happy
>they bring you stuck up princesses and noble women to make heir with them
>you can't
>you get nervous once in bed with them, you can't do it, they just lie under you like rigid dolls, waiting for you to finish
>nothing ever happens
>they don't care for you
>they don't love you
>they just want you to play your role you were born in with your cursed existence
>you can't do it
>you know you will die childless and alone and your empire will die with you
>you try to preoccupy yourself with games and other fun stuff
>it washes the pain away only for a brief moment
Cont
>>3228678
>one day you are wandering mindlessly through your royal forest
>you try to relax and make the bad thoughts go away
>you walked away too far this time
>you dismissed your guards who follow you usually
>you want to be alone
>luckily you know your forest by heart, you've spent many lonely hours there after all
>you come across a big ditch with a small stream flowing
>you see something lying down there, in the stream
>it's a young girl
>she's either dead or unconcious, floating in shallow water
>you quickly run down to help her
>with the last atom of strength in your weakly fragile body you manage to get her out of there
>you observe her closely
>she can't be older than 13-14
>her clothes look very poor, they're all torn up and filthy
>your fragile mind starts panicking
>you're not sure if she's dead
>you start frantically shouting for guards to help you
>your cries echo through the forest while you hold the girl in your arms
Cont
>>3228682
>for days you have waited for the girl to wake up
>you called up your best royal physicians who serve you with unquestionable loyalty
>they figured out that girl is alive
>but they advised you to kick her out of your court
>they think she's some lowly beggar
>you dismissed them angrilly and ordered your courtiers to put her in your bed
>for days you have waited by her bedside, praying that she wakes up
>one day she finally starts moving
>gratia dei.jpg
>finally she opens her eyes
>her beautiful, sleepy eyes
>she observes her enviroment with surprise and shock
>then she looks at you
>she lets out a light, weak scream
>heartbroken.gif
>she's afraid of you
>oh well, she isn't the first one
>Estás bien, niña? you mutter somehow in your broken voice
>she responds frightingly in a language you cannot understand
>you believe it's German or something
>your tutors tried teaching you foreign languages but you could never remember anything
>this is going to be hard, you say to yourself
Cont
>>3228685
>almost a year has passed since youâve saved Anne
>she learned enough Spanish to be able to talk to you without problems, and is progressing further every day
>sheâs a smart, diligent girl
>her fear of you is completely gone
>now she plays and talks with you happily and with trust
>still she has no idea how she ended up here
â>she still misses her parents, her family
>she thinks theyâre dead by now
>you try to console her as best as you can
>you never had loving parents
>your parents were blood related ffs
>your entire life is a sad, pathetic product of ceremony , rather than love and caring
>you were born as you were because of idiotic customs
>you canât even imagine how she feels
>but both you and her share your sorrows
>you grow fond of her with each day passing
>you are becoming more and more filled with life and energy thanks to her
>your daily royal duties donât feel so hard as they did before
>thus your ruling of the empire is slowly improving
>economy is getting better
>inflation isnât that much a deal anymore
>youâre becoming better at everything
>all thanks to her
>if only you could produce an offspring
>if only you could save your dying empire
>but they will never let you marry her
Cont
>>3228421
>Irish dancing appreciation board
Now that's one I haven't heard before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtnjd08c2JI
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>mfw the madman actually did it
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>>3228704
When will people shut up about hitler
>>3216114
Turning /his/ into /b/ by copying decade old jokes and circlejerking about it.
OP, just like the jokes nothing has changed, you're still a faggot.
>>3231640
The morons angered by anyone liking anything related to National Socialism won't shut up.
>>3231674
>decade old jokes
Pregnant Anne Frank is actually pretty recent. It only started last year with that copypasta /mu/ wrote
>>3228704
beautiful
>>3228421
DO IT AGAIN HITLER
>>3217545
>Germany started ww1
This is incorrect and thinking like this is what created the great depression and ww2. Germany merely did the most damage so the allies put the hardest reparations on them. If Hitler had not boosted the economy and military the reparations would have plunged their generation and the next 2 into poverty. The Austro-Hungarian Empire started ww1 when they declared war on Serbia. Please study some more before discussing a topic
>>3228421
DO IT AGAIN HITLER
>>3228704
Loved it.
>>3234390
Charlie's dad lost Holland tho, it wasn't spanish anymore.
>>3236730
Germans and anglos being too nice to germans caused ww2
>>3216114
i-is this the ultimate /his/ meme???
>>3236963
No, it hasn't been turned into a full length manga/graphic novel yet (I'm looking at you Livium)
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>>3228704
There is no God.
>>3216111
shit happens
>>3236730
Germany pretty much engineered the war - they encouraged Austria to start a war with Serbia by assuring them that they'd back them up against Russia when the invasion of Serbia inevitably got Russia involved, then once the war was getting started, they invaded Belgium to get at France, which got the British and French on board against them.
And Germany's purpose for entering - rather, for helping Austria-Hungary to engineer - the war was territorial expansion at the expense of Russia and the permanent crippling of France as a major power. Austrian-German communication around the July Crisis more or less explicitly spells this out.
Read something newer than 50-year-old historiography, and get a fucking clue.
>>3237944
>implying Francewasn't revanchist
>implying the UK also wasn't worried about the increasing German industrial power and influence
>implying russia isn't also at fault for mobilizing first and for defending the ISIS of its day for muh influence in the balkans after losing to japan
Everyone's at fault for WW1, some a bit less than others but still.
>>3237962
>implying French revanchism that they never acted on is a relevant factor
also
>implying British and French worries about growing German power weren't completely correct considering Germany launched one of the bloodiest wars in European history in an attempt to fucking subjugate the continent once it had the opportunity
and finally
>Russia mobilizing first
A-H invaded Serbia on July 28. The Russians, though on alert from 25 July, only ordered general mobilization of their forces on July 30, in support of their Serbian allies.
Bless you, it can't be easy to go through life while being this retarded.
>>3228704
Pregnant Anne Frank wearing a "Make Americ-errra I mean Spain Great Again" cap porn when?
>>3217616
>The notion that it was ONLY Germany that started WWII is nothing else but history written in the perspective of the winner.
Every single /pol/cuck beeds to read about the "golden mean fallacy" because everytine they argue that "both sides" were equally culpable for wwii" they dint understand theyre making the argumebt that history needs to be """fair"" to both sides even though facts tell us exactly what happened
>>3216402
Germans seem to hate anyone ruling Europe even themselves.
>>3216111
Germany was a mistake and the same thing is happening now with Merkel and economic migrants from Central Asia and Africa.
>>3216111
Why does Charles II look like Alucard in that photo?
>>3227792
I cant believe you guys actually pieced this together
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>>3228704
Simply ebin.
>>3227792
>Huemac
lel
>>3239994
who is this hottie
>>3240418
It's a guy
>>3240468
>guys can't be hot
>>3240486
>liking guys isn't gay
>>3240492
Who said that?
>>3216402
Imagine if germany never existed.
>>3240504
>annihilating Schleswig-Holstein instead of returning it to the Danes
why
>>3240504
Europe would be a lot better now
>germany was at fault for WW1
worst meme of all time
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>>3228704
this is great, thank you based anon
>>3227792
Whose the guy on Cyrus the Great's left?
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>>3228704
...Wow. I don't even know what to say.
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>>3228704
Nice friendo
>>3216111
>Anne Frank pregnant with Charles II's baby
I don't even want to imagine what the kid's nose would look like.
>>3240504
Swiss Navy knives when?
>>3228426
This
All vacation to Germany should be listed as Safaris on travel websites.
Your anger... fuels my abs
>>3227792
Carthage did not deserve it that badly.
>>3240034
Responsible for at least 8 of the entries on that fucking thing, most notably Pol Pot.
Amazing thread, lads.
>>3245676
Any idea which anon drew this?
>>3245329
Good God, even masculine men in Germany look gay as Hell.
Holy shit I forgot about this, how did my thread stay up for 7 days
Nevermind that will someone color the damn thing already
>>3245329
>German
>"men"
>>3248643
>Germen
>>3248530
Some greentexted a decent Anne Frank x Charles II story
Congrats OP, you just birth to a new fandom.
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>>3228704
And people say /his/ has no board culture.
>>3249376
Truly, the face of an angel...
>>3227792
>/his/ deserves to suffer
Why?
>>3227792
>all those potatonigs
>deserved it in any way
>>3216402
G*rmans are a cancer upon mankind
>>3228421
DO IT AGAIN HITLER
>>3216111
Anne be like
>"Oh no, my baby's gonna be born retarded."
>>3227792
fuck you
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>>3216697
>Meds
>destroyed Roman Empire
What did he mean by this?
>>3245425
t. Hannibal
>>3257254
W U Z
U
Z
>>3258434
CAESARS
A
E
S
A
R
S
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>>3228704
But is the baby retarded too?
>>3216111
Charles definitely looks like he's enjoying the relationship here. Anne, not so much.
>>3245425
Yeah they deserved worse
>>3260806
No, a child concieved with an inbred and a healthy person is completely healthy, always.
>>3245329
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>>3263326
(((Austrian)))
>>3263938
That's the joke you stormnigger
>>3224031
Britain genocided Australia too, and engineered the Irish and Bengal famines to put them down. all the sharing of technology and upliftment shit is just made up by Britain and France to make it not seem like they were just conquerin territory for its resources, which they had every right to do, without caring about the people any further than as a means of cheap labour. they aren't evil for doing it, but are certainly no better than Germany or Russia.
>>3263992
>Russians as perma-drunk subhumans
That's pretty accurate in my experience
t. been to Moscow
Or you could try a more subtle style of caricature
>>3264002
>implying there are Russians in Moscow
>>3264006
Moscow is a big city you fucking mong.
>>3264006
>implying Muslims are perma-drunk subhumans
No, they're just goat-fucking subhumans
>>3245425
Pedicare carthago.
>>3263326
Didn't he trick Ron Paul into agreeing to an interview?
>>3228421
DO IT AGAIN HITLER
>>3268465
lmao, yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOEJGKusJb8
>>3216544
Do you know that Marx wrote Capital being in exile in London?
London was world capital of Communism in 19th century.
>>3269794
So if Borat had been Gypsy, the movie would be 100% culturally accurate?
Why the fuck is this thread still up
>>3271234
We're doing magi/k/al things here
>>3271234
This thread has been co-opted to expand our board's collection of pregnant Anne Frank fanfiction
>>3216111
Okay, post more pregnant Anne Frank.
>>3271234
OP's pathetic life
>>3263981
The Aboriginal death toll from the 146 year long Australian frontier wars was 20-65,000, out of a total population drop of around 240,000 from 1788 to 1933. A minority of deaths. The Aboriginal population was mostly decimated by disease and the introduction of modern firearms into inter-tribal wars which massively increased the death toll. Neither of these can be exclusively blamed on British malice.
>>3228426
>Wilhelm II
>declared First World War
>>3271988
I can't believe my thread became pic related 2.0
>>3274658
Are you proud of this monster you've created?
>>3274725
Yes
Kind of new to the site. You guys are so much cooler than /v/ holy shit.
fuck Germany and fuck German people
>>3274796
Click on any thread featuring a photo of Anne Frank, Joan of Arc, or Arthur Harris and you're in for a wild ride.
>>3274796
Oh yeah and Charles II
Best Thread and best story
>>3216111
Charles' smug expression is truly priceless
>>3274658
Didn't mods throw that up?
Also, lets see if we can't keep it up longer.
Nobody reply bump this unless it's on page 10 or you want to have a legitimate conversation
This thread in a nutshell
>this entire thread
>>3280580
I'd like some more art work down the left side and I'm too retarded and lazy to fix the right side because it shifts the dimension and cuts off content if I try to change it. Actually, know what? I CAN add comments to the right instead to make up for the blank space.
Is there anymore Charles X Anne Frank on the internet?
>>3216111
Hitler never claimed to be the savior of Europe. He called himself the savior of Germany.
>>3282176
Someone should inform the neo-nazis
>>3282174
I use this tool quite a bit to join photos together
https://www.photojoiner.net
Also, color it, add nudes, and give Anne a Star of David pendant and her diary so it's REALLY obvious even to normies you faggot.
>>3282197
Nice tool, thanks. The boys over on r/4chan will love this.
Done
After all this time on #chan, I really should've become more proficient at this.
>>3282396
>crossed out "anon kun" for "Charlie"
Include this screencap in the open space below sunglasses Charles
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W-Why does this exist?
>>3240495
That's Alucard, son of Dracula, half japanese.
>>3226423
I promise you, you don't
>>3227792
Didn't JFK have ties to the mob? Didn't he cheat on his wife with Maryln Monroe?
>Only man to take a hard stance against Communism.
>Reignited a sense of Germanic paganism and antiquity in Europe.
>Allowed the Luftwaffe to senselessly bomb many cities like Rotterdam.
>Forcefully annexed other Germanic territories.
A man of contradictions, representing light and darkness at the same time. There's a reason why there's so much esoteric interest in him.
>>3282729
Alucard is half Japanase?! Is this some sort of Castlevania reference?
>>3227792
>Consort Qi
Why do chinks have the empathy of insects? The world would be a better place if they didn't exist.
>>3227792
But they have never done anything wrong!
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>>3228704
Gracias anónimo, it was a good read
>>3263927
Its so exciting seeing a denier in the wild
>>3287314
>nature preserve
More like a festering sewer
>>3228421
DO IT AGAIN HITLER
>>3290686
Thanks you for this gift anon
>>3216111
>"he had a single testicle, black as coal"
>Impregnating someone
How does he do it, lads?
>>3292565
He doesn't miss.
>>3292565
Super Male Vitality
>>3240504
>Germany erased
>Austria still allowed to exist
>>3216111
It hasn't even been a century. What he laid in motion might not even have reached its stride yet.
Bump for autism
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very nice
>>3263927
why am i even responding to this?
>why am i even responding to this
>>3228426
Alaric, Martin Luther and Wilhelm II literally and unironically did nothing wrong.
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fuckin nice
witnessed
cook kennels
>this fucking thread
>>3216697
WE WUZ ROMANS AND SHIT
>>3227792
>Consort Qi
Jesus man
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Did half of the storytime posts get deleted?
>>3302360
Gotta make this thread last a full month somehow.
>>3302360
Yeah but there are screenshots
>>3282176
It's almost as if Hitler in the advancement of the German people at other white European peoples' expense. Exactly what a true pan-European White Nationalist ought to consider to petty and treasonous.
>>3227792
Still waiting on a /pol/ version of this.
He was casting a sign. About honour. It was the last gasp of German culture but he told the United States how things should be.
>>3216402
G*rmans at it again
>>3227792
Charles Manson was an angel
He was casting a sign. About honour. It was the last gasp of German culture but he told the United States how things should be.
>>3268963
Ron took that awfully well.
>>3306768
>expecting /pol/tards not to be absolute hypocrites
>>3227792
pls replace jesus with MacArthur
>>3216111
Autism: The Thread
>>3216111
>there will never be an oil portrait of Charles II and his lovely bride, a nine month pregnant Anne Frank
sadpepepainter.jpg
>>3316657
I want this now
>>3228426
Isn't Merkel mainly of Polish/Silesian descent?
>>3216111
shitpost like crazy so this thread doesn't stay up until next friday...
>>3319167
We're making this a 30 day thread faggot.
>>3320191
Pls no
>>3228421
Do it again Hitler
>>3227792
>Romanov Family that far on deserving it
hello leftypol
>>3219388
did she even exist? wasn't all fake?
>>3321149
pls yes
>>3227792
>ShirÅ Ishii
>suffering more than Josef Mengele
Ishii got immunity and lived a free man, Mengele was a fugitive for the rest of his life.
Greatest thread on any board in years
>>3309707
Tried getting them to make one, but they weren't really interested.
>>3227114
wtf how dare Russia to mobilize when there is upcomign a war, they literally killed Franz
>>3321178
Nicolas' incompetent rule partially cancels out his children's innocence
>>3328590
This
He wasn't known as Bloody Nicky for nothing.
>>3292565
Viagra and a lot of it
Is the styrofoam-eating doggo known as Skrip lurking this thread by any chance?
>>3216697
>Nationalistic empire
This is your Brain on America
>>3228421
I think the idea is that "at least he tried" and that Europe was already moving towards an EU Kalergi plan within a few generations which would smudge away the Europeans anyway. International banks and corporations exploiting local peoples, moving cheap labor around like in South Africa and Burma and destroying to locals without a care, etc.
>>3228421
I'm thinking of throwing up an Irish dancing thread.
Would you fuckers be interested in talking about it?