If you had a time machine what would you do ?

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Find out which jews used her as holocaust propaganda.

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force her to make lesbian vids with margot

kill the anne frank autist

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>>3212100

Go back to March when that drawfag was actively posting and offer him $300 to do more.

I'm not kidding either. I need to blow my bonus on something and pregnant Anne Frank/Romanov sisters porn sounds like a damn good long-term investment.

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>>3212194

From /tv/

Develop time travel with the express purpose of going back in 1944 and offering Otto Frank the opportunity to save Anne, but on the sole condition that he watches me turn his daughter into a woman

>>3212100
Go back in time and ensuring Hitler succeeded at Art College, bypassing the entire need for him to become a politician and use the jews as a scapegoat in the first place, everyone wins and nobody dies.

>>3213725
Or I could just kill the chancellor who gave Hitler emergency powers, but that's too easy and nowhere near convoluted enough.

>>3213725

Just kill his father, marry his mother, and raise him as your own to be a decent person.

It worked in Hellboy.

When the British were coming I would blow out one of the candles.

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>>3213301

>tfw no /his/-exclusive Mad Max-themed manga about a heavily pregnant Anne Frank documenting her sexually charged whacky adventures in the Nazi-occupied Netherlands in a diary. Balancing caring for her unborn baby, satisfying her own carnal needs, and trying to kick the Germans out of her homeland.

>Cast
>Anne Frank as a combination of Max Rockatansky and Splendid Angharad, a nine month pregnant Jewish teenager just trying to survive the German occupation
>Peter van Pels as Nux, a beta Jewish boy Anne drags along for the ride and occasionally has sex with
>some random concentration camp escapee as Imperator Furiosa
>Joseph Mengele as a combination of Immortan Joe and Organic Mechanic, an insane Nazi doctor who wants to kidnap Anne's child and use it to breed a super-race of Aryo-Semitic hybrids
>LSSAH as the War Boys
>King Charles II of Spain as Rictus Erectus/Master Blaster, a childlike simpleton mutated by insidious medical experiments into a lumbering monstrosity
>Hermann Göring as The People Eater
>Michael Wittmann as the The Bullet Farmer, a crazed Waffen-SS Panzer commander who pursues Anne in a customized Tiger II, also the official Heckler & Koch spokesperson
>Red Army as the Buzzards
>the Romanov sisters as the other four of the Five Wives
>the tank crew from Fury as Lord Humungus' Marauders
>Louisiana Tigers as a band of soldiers from the Atchafalaya Basin who fought in a conflict that took place long ago in a distant land, got Samurai Jacked to the future and now wage a guerilla war against the Germans from the Dutch peat bogs
>Jeff Mangum as a mysterious time-travelling American rock musician who has frequently sexual trysts with Anne and is the implied father of her baby
>Special appearance by Sabaton as Doof Warrior

>>3212100
Probably just collect a lot of artifacts lost to time and build a library of things that went missing or were destroyed throughout history.

Also probably kick some Nazis in the balls.

>>3212100
Fight in wars throughout history, sometimes on both sides in the same battle.

>>3215542

Would that mean you might accidentally kill yourself in battle?

Go to the top of the WTC and wait for the plane to come in sight and then try to escape before it hits

>>3215554
Probably. Can't think of a more worthy opponent though.

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>>3215560

t. pic related

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>>3212100
Memorize numbers of lottery and go back a week->Buy lucky ticket->wait two week->repeat

Maybe I would need others to take the cash in order to avoid suspicions but who cares?

>>3212100
Go back and fix things I did when I was younger. I am not a smart enough man to do something more influential, but I am smart enough to know I'd probably drastically fuck things up. But I could make my own life significantly better through subtle changes, which would be enough for me.

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Somehow make the Central Powers win WW1
Best timeline

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I'd convince them to burn Martin Luther at the Stake at Worms

I'd kindly guide her to the nearest train station and/or Wehrmacht division.

>>3213725
[{~They~}] would just use someone other than Hitler to lead Nazi Germany. So it fixes nothing.

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>>3216843

>unit turns out to be commanded by Albert Battel who gives her asylum under the protection of the Wehrmacht

>>3213301

Would also pay to see more preggo Annes

>Get back to 1914
>give to Kaiser Wilhelm the blueprints for the modern weapons
>go to the British Empire and do the same thing
>go to Romania and tell them to go with the central powers
And enjoy the show

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>>3212100

Force Anne Frank and Mary Chesnut to switch places for lulz.

>"Dear Kitty, why are all these men in motley gray clothes with guns and X-shaped flags running around everywhere shouting about their rights and some girl named Bonnie?"

I'd show Carl Marx just how shit his ideology really is in practice.

>>3219221

Marx was supposedly very uncomfortable when he went to an actual meeting of Communists once. He might've been beginning to realize he had created a monster.

Pledge alligence too mein Kaiser Franz Josef.
using super technology and tactics declare war on every nation in Europe. Create Austrian World empire. Invade America and asia thourgh siberia. then marry into the habsburgs become Kaiser since im nobility.
Become emperor of the world.

>>3212100
Mostly I'd play around with trying to see all the different outcomes that could happen in WWII.

>Tfw you will never give Hitler a highly detailed WWII battles/history book, expanding further to include some more pertinent near-date events you might've known about by already having personally witnessed them - just to prove it's full authenticity to the reader autonomously.

>tfw in normalish timeline, although you did sabotage any nuclear advancement so it's a much longer, bloodier, war. You will never tip things so the US actually does immediately go to war with Russia in 1945+ and get to watch the results.

>>3219297
No amount of interfering will stop the Germans from royally fucking themselves, they're genetically programmed for it.

>>3219304
Well if you change the course of one battle it will alter the course of others and invalidate the historical reference. Choose wisely which event to alter

>>3213725
>high ranking officer who rose through merit and experience in WW1 leads Germany's resurgence instead of a surly demagogue
>effectively prepares for the next war and anticipates the importance of some new technology and value of combined arms tactics
>for example producing ammunition in the early 30s then shifting production to new aircraft in the late 30s when they have the technology
>same thing happens in France as IRL except the panzer divisions are not held back, inflicting crippling demoralizing losses on the British
>no nazi nonsense means occupied countries have a more neutral view of the war and are more manageable
>war on the eastern front is long and difficult with Russia receiving aid from the US
>Germany focuses on securing supply lines and advancing on the open plains rather than getting bogged down in urban warfare
>Germany lasts long enough to complete the uranprojekt
>first atom bomb exploded off the coast of England and allies begin negotiations for a ceasefire leaving the Soviet Union and China alone against Germany and Japan
>after years they conquer them with conventional forces
>the new Reich is accepted as a fact of life the same as the Soviet bloc in Eastern Europe IRL

>>3215439
Maybe you are why they all went missing

>>3212100
Go back and witness the fall of Constantinople.

Try and prevent the assassination of Caesar and maybe Phillip The Great.

Tell the American people how not to fuck up The Reconstruction Era.

Witness Antietam, Gettysburg, Shiloh and a few other major battles of the civil war.

FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK CAUSED THE BRONZE AGE COLLAPSE, and hopefully get a better answer than "sea people".

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>>3215298

>>3215638
Is this real?

>>3213301
>Romanov sisters porn
I-I'm interested

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>>3215298
FUND IT

>>3219432
>FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK CAUSED THE BRONZE AGE COLLAPSE, and hopefully get a better answer than "sea people".
It was the Jews.

>>3212100
Kill Aaron Burr before he dueled Hamilton

>>3219432
>Go back and witness the fall of Constantinople.
Nah, back to Humbert's delegation or something, or later, and convince everyone the Schism is bullshit, and if it happens/continues, it will result in countless atrocities upon both sides of Cathortodoxy at the hands of the roaches, so they better settle it once and for all.

>>3213725
This sounds like a Chinese cartoon tier.

>Kid from the future goes back in time and joins Hitler in art school and does his damned best to make sure he succeeds before plunging the world into war and genocide, having a series of misadventures along the way. Special appearances by Benny, Joe, Winston, and Franky.

>>3220353
>>3220362

If Based Drawfag agrees to it I'll throw up a Patreon and donate the first $100

>>3212100
Save Ctesiphon

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>>3219180
>shouting about their rights and some girl named Bonnie

>>3212100
Rape, deflorate then impregnate

Stop communism by helping the russian tzars do economic reform, help hitler turn his life around, kill mao, stop race mixing in the america's.

>>3221612

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5NA639Aup4

>>3215298

>Special appearance by Sabaton as Doof Warrior

You have no idea what I would pay to see that live.

>>3221621
You couldn't achieve one of those things if we gave you 10 lifetimes to try.

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>>3221655

Killing Mao wouldn't be that hard. Just introduce him to McDonalds and his heart will take care of the rest.

>>3212126
Obviously a young Putin with a wig

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>>3221629
That's hot

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>>3220327

Really dude? You couldn't at least take a look at the filename?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tourist_guy

Kill my grandpa for the lulz and paradox.

>>3212100
short the housing market back in '07 then live as a billionaire for the rest of my life

>>3212100
i'd stop Princip from ruining everything

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>>3212100
>Take a rifle with a long scope, and shoot the duke of Normandy in the battle of Hastings in 1066
>Britain stays Anglo-Saxon
>Viking Empire dominates the globe
>Australia becomes settled by Vikings

>>3221665
Kim Jong Il could have fucked any and all of the QTs in NK and he still chose this fucking porcine doughboy for his heir. That hairstyle is JUST tier.

>>3222405

Actually Kim Jong Un was second in line, the one before him turned out to be a faggot

>>3212100

Kill everyone instrumental to the invention of the computer to prevent you from making this thread.

>>3222475

You could just kill OP and ruin life for the rest of us...

>>3212100
Your mom

>>3219365
But anon, if Nazism is butterflied away the very existence of another World War is thrown into doubt. Even if it happens regardless, the aggressor might be completely different (e.g. Stalin invading Western Europe).

Endless eight myself to death

>>3222892

*Not ruin life for the rest of us

>>3222944

In that case, Germany goes down as the hero who helped defend liberal democracy from Communist tyranny and six million Jews don't die. Everyone wins.

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>>3212100
Go back to the time when he had diarrhea or dysentery on numerous occasions and put a hidden camera in his bathroom. Then we would not only have pictures of his "weeny" exposed, but we might even have a glimpse of his ass covered in shit and his underwear destroyed! The mere thought has me all tingly!!!

>>3222985
Heil Shitler!!!

I'd go fistfight Gilgamesh

>>3222952
Everyone wins? Does that include the countless European citizens who suddenly find themselves subjects of totalitarian borscht-eaters, and at risk of being hauled to labor/reeducation camps the moment their neighbour reports them for being 'bourgeoisie reactionaries'?

Still, any scenario which averts the Holocaust is pretty fucking tempting to realise. I don't think people who try to argue that the Commies killed more people realise the immeasurable evil inherent in deliberate and systematic execution of an entire group of people.

go to the future, who needs the past?

>>3212100
I already did.
Why do you think Hitler was obsessed with occult?
Obsessed with the idea of unworkable superweapons?
Somehow managed to develop rockets just in time for the Allies to win and take them?
How do you think Britain got Tube Alloys?

>>3212100
Travel back in time and watch various religious events, like Jesus' resurrection for one.
Go and see if the holocaust really happened.
Generally just work down a checklist of conspiracy theories and supposed supernatural events.
Oh, and watch Hiroshima.

>>3223087

>went back in time
>didn't stop the Holocaust
>didn't stop the Soviets from enslaving Eastern Europe
>didn't save Anne Frank
>didn't even fuck Anne Frank, get her pregnant, wait for her to give birth, take the baby back to the current year claiming it as your own, and then to sue the Anne Frank House for royalties, accusing them of hiding the fact she has a living descendant, using conveniently obtained DNA samples to provide proof and making yourself filthy stinking rich.

Man, you suck at 3D Chess

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>>3212100
save joan serve her and make her love me

>>3212100
Rape Hitler, then Stalin. Kill Mao and Pol Pot, also nuke North Korea. Film it

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>>3224380

t. pic related

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Kill Muhammad while he's out in the Desert. No Islam, you're all welcome.

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>>3224403
Thanks major :D

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>>3224274

Who would've made a better mom? Joan of Arc or Anne Frank?

I imagine Joan would've been the very strong-willed parent who doesn't hesitate teach her kids the harsh reality of life. But she's somewhat emotionally neglectful of them and also suffers from the voices in her that keep telling her to kill the Eternal Anglo.

Anne on the other hand would be a loving and caring mother who places her children's emotional wellbeing above everything else. But tries a little too hard to shield them from the often arbitrarily cruelty of the world and if a somewhat claustrophobic PTSD-afflicted emotional mess.

Original requester of the Anne Frank pics btw, thank you drawfag wherever you are.

>>3224274
>thinking she was that attractive

give ww1 weaponry to the Union at winter 1961, give ww2 weaponry, planes (with designs for takeoff stations), and tanks to the Confederacy at January 14 1862. Sit back and watch as the now über confident North gets beaten and the whole world is watching.

>>3224692
>winter 1961

You plan on giving outdated weaponry to them a century too late?

>>3212100
Join the SS and take her as my personal sex slave

>>3224692
And then I give WWIV weaponry to the union right after you're done giving them WWI weaponry, Mr. Reb.

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>>3224770

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>>3224789

Oops wrong pic

>>3224794
how would you wage war on a global scale at that level of technology

>>3224753
ooh wow I fucked up my whole post is shit woeweww
>>3224770
Nah I just want the Union to be super betrayed and feel a loss for it. Only 2 wars can be counted as a loss for them. Nam and 1812, and they were legally truces

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>>3224794
>>3224789
Sticks and stones.

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>>3224760

Will you make Anne call you Großer Vater?

What will become of the Mischling she gives birth to?

>>3224692
How are they going to fuel the tanks and planes

>>3224815
Colonel Sanders??

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>>3224806

>anon successfully fuses TL-191 and Guns of the South when the Union goes into an autistic spergfit and starts genociding the Mormons for "stabbing them in the back"

Good guy President Featherston when?

>>3224453
Is there more to this image ?

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>>3224836

Spencer "Big Daddy" Bennett from Django Unchained, played by Miami Vice actor Don Johnson. Character is heavily implied to lust after black women and uses slaves for his sexual pleasure. Hence the unusually large number of biracial children on his plantation, pic related.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQlfHsys9YM

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>>3224861

I made a request back in March for someone to draw a pregnant Anne Frank as a tongue-in-cheek reference to pic related and someone was actually crazy enough to do it. People were impressed with the guy's talent and started asking for more. He did a couple more but dropped off the radar around April after people started bombarding him with too many requests and /pol/tards invaded the threads to post their usual Holocaust denial bullshit.

Shame, his pics are actually pretty popular here and on /k/ and served as an inspiration for more than one pregnant Anne Frank fanfic on /wfg/. I hope he wasn't too discouraged or is just busy with real life. A couple of people around here have said they'd be willing to donate/pay him for commissions. I'm kinda a poorfag right now but I'd throw him a couple of bucks if he had a patreon to show him my gratitude.

Is pregnant Anne the /his/ waifu?

>>3225027

She's pretty much the unofficial Queen of /his/ now.

I hope drawfag takes some pride in that. A silly-one off drawing gets turned into the board mascot alongside Charles II.

>>3219425

This also applies to all persons mysteriously disappeared though the times. Good job "saving" them.

>>3212100
Kill Marx and Engels.

>>3212100
Shoot Harold Godwinson and Willy, we gon be kangz

get lost in hitler's beautiful fuckin' eyes

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>>3226012

>not getting lost in a nine month pregnant Anne Frank's beautiful rose-filled eyes as she stares at you in pure lust while she rides your dick

t. Eva Braun/Ernst Rohm

>>3216616
this

Buy bitcoin lmao

Anne frank was a typical teenager but with added Jewish perversion. No thanks

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>>3212100
Murder jews in camps because nazis were feeding them make columbine look like a joke

>>3222402
>Anglo-Saxons are vikings
>Normans aren't

>>3224403
We'd still be here complaining about brown people, they'd just be Zoroastrians instead.
Which is cool, I guess.
Killing Jesus would be much more interesting.
Or stopping Cyrus from saving the Jews.

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>"P-Peter, why are you looking at my diary again? I told you I don't want you reading that until after this war ends and I'm ready to publish it. Won't you come back upstairs and cuddle with me? The baby loves it when we cuddle. He kicks like crazy whenever he senses his papa's nearby. I just love it when you put your hand on my belly and feel our son kick. Don't you? Maybe once the adults are asleep, I can even take off this dress off and the three of us can do some 'soul-searching' together. Hehehehe..."

>>3227306

>implying horny perverted and pregnant Jewish teenagers who fuck like crazy aren't best girls

You gotta be either a fag or a virgin not to think that

Go back and stop the great library of alexandria from being burned down

>>3229728
>>3212100

Go back to before this faggot and burn down the great library.

>>3229763
I'll go back in time and prevent fire from being invented
Then go forward in time to fuck your mother

I always dream of fucking a sarmatian girl on the horse back and pillage the greek colony around the black sea and rape their women with my sarmatian qt before taking her as a concubine

>>3229787
I didn't know I wanted this until reading your post

>>3229776

Go back to the dawn of life on Earth and kill it. Checkmate, faggot.

>>3229809
The dawn of life were single cell microorganisms in the ocean with no ozone layer, you'd be burned alive before you could try to kill anything.
And I'll go back and prevent chess from being invented.

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>>3215298
God yes

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>>3212100
>get rich buying and selling gold
>buy mansion in middle of nowhere
>use money to get a good latin and ancient greek teacher

>and now for the main event....
>time travel to ancient greece and rome and head to slave market
>buy a fuckton of slave girls
>travel to Aztec mexico do the same after the flower wars
>Ming dynasty china" i have a lot of gold how about you give me those concubines your going to kill anyway"

>mfw all the stories of gods fucking mortals is me
>those confused geneticists when blonde haired blued eyed children keep popping up globally

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>>3216616

>>3221655
(((we)))

>>3222389
>turns out he's not your real grandfather
>you're adopted

>help hannibal conquer rome
>kill jesus
>kill Mohammed
>skip to present day

>>3230004
>kill jesus
Jesus wins again, and so do we all.

>>3212100
WW1 TO THE CENTRAL POWERS

>>3230004
You just need to kill jesus. Mohammad wouldn't invent Islam without him. And why not kill Moses instead?

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>>3212100
Kill Marx and Engels

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>>3230004
>kill jesus

Go back to high school and not be a beta

snatch and her family right before the germans get them. leave behind the dairy and other evidence.

relocate them to an isolated village in the soviet far east.

then in the present day I bring forth evidence that the Franks were never really taken to the concentration camps. watch the fireworks.

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>>3231450

I see two possible outcomes

>they all starve to death in the Russian winter

OR

>Anne Frank turns out to have a drunken slav-squatting gopnik grandson

>>3231450

You'd cause a way bigger shitstorm if

>you got her pregnant
>showed up while her father was ripping what little hair he still had out offering to take care of the child for the duration of the war
>Anne gives birth and you take the child
>she gets arrested and dies
>blackmail her father into keeping quiet
>you take the child back to 2017 and raise it as your own
>sue the Anne Frank House for ownership of her diary, claiming her daddy covered up the fact she had a baby in hiding to keep the money for himself
>submit DNA you stole from Anne as evidence
>crack open a cold one with the goys and enjoy

Tell Mussolini to remain neutral in WW2

>>3222419
Why? Kim Jong nam wanted to open up the country a little more than his predecessor.

>>3212100
If it has multiple uses, I'd go back in time to the time we evolved from apes.. I'd kill our ancestors, then I'd go further into the future of that timeline until a different specie became the dominant intelligent power on Earth. I'd steal several of their children and go back to the original timeline around the time where we started to spread, and I'd release the alternate-dominant specie to see if they'd compete with humans on a civic level.

Stop Eve from eating the apple

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I would go to Ancient Athans in the Very early Greco roman peroid and bring a dictionary tranlated in Greek and Latin and also have it tranlated in the type of greek that was spoken at the time.

I would bury them under a olive tree.

I would first teliport to a nearby small forest right out of Athens and shed all my clothes and wander into the city and act as if im illiterate and be clothed and fed and then explain to whoever would listen that I am holy and come from the forest.

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>>3212194

>>3231933

No, he was literally passed over for being a fag

>>3212100

Fuck a nine month pregnant Anne Frank so hard that her water breaks and give AK-47s to Robert E. Lee.

Maybe buy a 1st generation Apple computer and play some games on it.

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>>3212100

Find "Lieutenant Onoda, a panda, and the Abominable Snowman, in that order".

>>3233151
What a pair of absolute madmen.
Suzuki sounds like a really cool guy.

>>3233191

He was. Suzuki actually managed to find the first two and supposedly found a Yeti. Shame he died in that avalanche. But hey, he lived life to its fullest.

>>3212100

Gib secrets of science and technology to ancient Greece.
Prevent fall of Egypt and Persia - (i want Pharaohs in 21st century and the whole 1001 night without islam).
Shoot dead Lenin and Stalin.

Any of the three would be great. All three would be simply fantastic.

Kill the men who would have discovered Lee's secret orders in to prevent Antietam from occuring, thus securing our Independence.

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>>3234477

This

Gray Victory, sweet tea, and pregnant Anne Frank waifus for everyone!

make a fortune on selling travel packages to people that want to kill nazis. charge thousands to millions of dollars to go back in time and shoot a nazi the moment before they would have died anyways.

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>>3234609

>not charging them to punch a Nazi

Could've made a lot of money off Antifa there

go back in time probably

>>3234633
>money
>antifa

>go back in time
>buy $10,000 worth of bitcoin when it was a few dollars a coin
>be billionaire now

>>3234676

A lot of them are spoiled trust-funder kids so yes.

t. went to UC Berkeley, all the Antifa types were spoiled rich kids

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>>3215298
>>3229350

>>3234656
Go in the near future, decades after full automation became a reality and made human labor useless and at the same occasion humanity a liability. I bet a few decade after that point in history robots would regret having killed every human and would love to have me in some sort of zoo so they would still be able to see what was before them.

No human in history would have more wealth than I would.

>>3216747
Lol so epic progression is bad! Everything that is really bad is good and should never change!

>>3215298
I want this now.

>>3236164

We all do.

>>3215298
Where does Joan of Arc fit into all this?

>>3237044

I was gonna cast her as Imperator Furiosa but I just can't envision her with an amputated arm and bald. It's too painful.

Find someone like Maxwell, Newton, or Copernicus and show them the effects their work had.

Go back and listen to famous speeches.

If I wasn't messing up my own timeline, secretly slip critical information to military commanders. They don't even have to be super important battles, for example telling the British at Singapore about the Japanese flanking them, or giving accurate troop deployments in the Netherlands to paratrooper commanders before Market Garden.

Also like another anon said, figure out that whole Bronze Age Collapse thing.

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>>3237066
>I have been baptized twice, mon ami. Once in water, once in fire. I will carry the fire of the holy spirit inside until I stand before my Lord for judgement

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>>3237067

>mfw anon somehow causes General Roy Urquhart to wind up hiding in Anne Frank's attic and he single-handedly wastes the Gestapo detachment sent to arrest her family with his M1911, saving Anne and her entire family from certain death

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>>3237090

Oh wait, I know, she can be the Warrior Woman from Mad Max 2

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>>3229350

I love sexually suggestive pregnant Anne Frank greentexts.

>if half of /his/ had a time machine they would use it to chase teen 5/10 jewish poon because they're thirsty niggas

This board is hopeless

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>>3237710

>implying European Jewish pussy hasn't been made rare and exotic (and therefore desirable) thanks to Hitler

FUCKING NAZIS RUIN EVERYTHING

Eradicate indoeuropeans to secure life space for mega Finland

>>3230623

This

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>>3212100
I only have one trip, and one book.
Which Caesar gets it?

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>>3235840
Um, Europe was in a Renaissance when Marty came around. The Counter Reformation was one of the worst periods in human history, and Luther's rhetoric soaked into the German people so much that Hitler was easily able to abuse his works to spur on German anti-Semitism.

>>3239650
hnnnngg the nostalgia

>>3239650
marcus aurelius, he seems like the least likely to freak out over it, just remove anything about christianity in it

>>3212100
Make obscene money in lotteries then invest it. Proceed to buy a self-sustained island somewhere and finally time travel around stealing the most beautiful women i could find and bring them back to my island. There i would force them to watch SoL anime until they beg me to just fuck them instead. But no dick will be provided, only endless episodes of moeshit anime and dr phil.

>>3239678
>>3239675

(insert Hannibal's Elephants joke here)

>>3212100

This thread's been up for six days and no one's posted the pasta yet?

>>3212100
Show romans the future where jews are alive so they can finish the job.

>>3230380
>Mohammad wouldn't invent Islam without him.

Anon, did you forget that Abraham still had two sons, Ishmael and Isaac? There will always be Islam if you allow the bastard Ishmael to live.

>>3241256
Yeah a world of unbelievable opulence, im sure they would think it would be just terrible cause cletus can't get a girlfriend.

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>>3212100

Go to an original 1915 screening of Birth of a Nation

>>3242300

Will you be taking Anne Frank on a date to see it?

>>3241264
>believing that retcon

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>>3212100

Arm Anne and her sister with M1928 Thompsons and turn them loose on the Third Reich

1. Get winning power ball/mega millions winning numbers and become billionaire
2. Go to the future and become medically invincible/possibly half cyborg if ever possible (to live until I want to die
3. Fuck any major woman in history so I my kids will assend into greatness over human history
4. Time tourist travel/live out the rest of my life in luxury

Absolutely nothing, are you insane? If I change anything at all I might end up not being born. I like being born. Or at least having been born.

>>3224802
imagine a fucking war were people just run around with sticks

>>3245733
this! It almost like if /his/ never saw back to the future series.

Make the CSA win the Civil War.
Prevent the Duke of Burgundy from dying in battle.
Prevent Charles XII of Sweden's death / assassination.
Kill Enrico Dandolo as a child.
Push on with the Bakker Schut Plan.

meet the spanish, impress them with my strange looks and convince them to take me to spain as a phenomenon, marry a qt spaniard and get rich with my knowledge of the future

i like my family/life so i don't want to erase them from the time line i end up with if i travel back in time.
So i go ~100-500 years into the future, collect all kinds of technological blueprints and scientific knowledge, travel back and become fucking rich by accellerating human development

>>3248151

>he thinks the future is written

lol

>>3212100
>Kill Saul of Tarsus
>Kill Confucius
>Tell the Britons to resist the Romans and give them whatever they need to beat them

Prevent the JFK. Assassination. No more Great Society policies, and no more collapse of american values

Teach the Mongols to build early firearms in exchange for Turk genocide.

>>3212100
>Deterministic time travel
>Sight see I guess
>Many worlds time travel
>Rape every famous historical person I could manage.

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I just wish I had a time machine that let me observe the past. I just want to go back with a video camera and record tons of shit we'll never be able to see. I could take long sweeping shots of medieval battles, document the everyday lives of the people in lost civilizations, witness Caesar's assassination, record forgotten Greek poetry, etc.
The saddest part about learning about the past is learning how much of it is gone.

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>>3212100

>Save Anne Frank from being captured
>seduce
>impregnate
>fuck her brains out for the next nine months
>take lewd preggo pics of her in a Confederate flag dress and wearing a gray and blue-banded infantry kepi (pic related)
>anonymously mail them to Jeff Mangum, Donald Trump, all of her currently living relatives, every Antifa and BLM leader in the United States
>sit back with a glass of sweet tea and enjoy watching the ensuing riots on /pol/ livestream threads

>>3223011
>>3224877
>unusually large amount

...maybe two??

>>3251151

Three in that scene (the boy and girl in front, and another young man partially obscured in the rear). There's even more in other parts of the scene.

>>3232834
That's s gotta be some strong water, anon.

>>3251156
You mean the girl with straight hair and the white dress? She doesn't look part-black in that picture.

I'll have to rewatch the movie (or at least the scene) again at some point.

Make the Central Powers win the Great War.

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kill this guy before he ever spy on atomic weapon.

It would make world a better place.

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>>3251052

Anne's hairstyle is better suited to a Hardee desu

>>3251232

Well he doesn't appear to have a white wife, so I'm guessing she's a High Yellow.

>>3224966
Half of that copypasta is neutral milk hotel lyrics wtf

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>>3253378

That's the joke you idiot.

>>3253388
What exactly is the joke here, the random change of lyrics into a copy pasta or an underlying thing to do with the author of the songs having a boner for anne frank?

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>>3253406

It's supposed to be making fun of Jeff Mangum's fetish for Anne Frank by using his own song lyrics to pen a pornographic fantasy as if he actually wrote it.

It's also got a bunch of autistic movie references and subliminal neo-Confederate messaging,

literally just be a roman Centurion. thats it

>Fast forward one week into the future.
>Find myself and kill myself.
>Go back to present time.
>Try to outwit myself so I survive one one week passes.
>If I survive, I'll know my machine works in the multiverse, I'm honestly just curious.
>If I die, I'm fucking dead so whatever.

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>>3212100

Something-something-pregnant Anne Frank

I'd use it somehow to end up in a relationship with Helena Bonham Carter.

>>3212100
Tear apart Anne Franks pussy

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>>3256312

So you would be the baby she pushes out screaming like a regiment of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell?

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>>3212100
Stop myself from being born

>>3255214
You know she was like 15 when she died?

>>3232094
Probably just a few days before you were taken for an escaped slave and punished.

>>3257315

>15

365 days short of legal from I'm from.

>>3227544
Zoroastrianism is WAY cooler than Islam so I'm on board.

>>3212100
1. Creampie Theodora and impregnate her before she marries Justinian
2. Cook a meal for St. Francis
3. Get shitfaced with Ulysses S. Grant and start a bar fight
4. Sneak up to the top of the Great Lighthouse of Alexandria and sit at the edge
5. Fuck some whore of Babylon in the Hanging Gardens
6. 6 months at the 1893 Columbian Exposition
7. Beat the shit out of Thomas Edison
8. Take a ride on a zeppelin
9. Attend Carnivale in Venice during the Renaissance and fuck some Venetian slut while there while calling myself Dionysus
10. Go big game hunting with the big man Teddy Roosevelt

>>3258088
OH ONE MORE
11. Attend Stravinsky's Rite of Spring opening night in Paris and start the riot by punching some snooty French fuck in his face

>>3212100
Make Jim Corbett a cup of tea and ask him to tell me some more stories.

>>3213742
Dellow fellegates

>>3212100
teleport back in time assemble the greatest harem of historical figures ever

>>3212100
Give Hitler all future military plans of World War II so he can win the war. Before the end of 1943.

>>3237560
Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back?

>>3258554

Yes

>>3258554
He can join

>>3212100
I want to kiss her cute jewish chin and whisper lews things to her all night long. I almost wish holocaust didn't happen

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>>3212100
Warn Malcom

Take the Bullet for MLK

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>save my aunt before she killed herself
>warn my grandpa from working in fields where pesticides were dumped on top of him which resulted in a slow and painful death from lymphoma
>try and convince my other grandpa to stop smoking before he gets the lung cancer that killed him
>save my grandma from the fall that killed her
>do all this while also preventing my birth

>>3212100
Actually get laid hopefully...if you know what i mean

>>3212100
Rat her out to the authorities, burn her writings. Then probably get shot myself.

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>>3259072

>Then probably get shot myself.

We gonna bayonet you for that boy.

>>3239663
Not to mention Luther and his ilk prayed and hoped for a Turkish victory at Vienna.

Protestants are Satan's children.

>>3239650
>give it to a Roman
>they burn it because it would destroy the slave based labor system with efficient tools

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>>3258088

>Beat the shit out of Thomas Edison

>>3257315

You know this website is a notorious hotbed for sexual deviants right?

>>3212100

Offer to pay whoever's doing these preggo Anne Frank pics to draw the entire copypasta.

>>3215766
the best way to play the lottery with time travel. is to go into the future to the next drawing to get numbers, and then right back to when you left plus one second. you don't change anything in your past.

>>3216616
Impound the SS Lusitania in the US port by telling authorities she is smuggling munitions. Keep the US out of the war.

Kill Lenin and other Red leaders. Have the Whites put the Tzar and his family back in as figureheads. While they have an elected republican government.

Keep Italy on the Central Powers side and open a front in southern France.

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>>3261183
>telling authorities she is smuggling munitions
>implying that wasn't part of the plan all along

Smoke weed.

prevent the atlantic slave trade so we wouldn't have perpetually resentful, butthurt, hostile niggers living in our countries.

take body armor, weapons and rob banks in the 1800s, fast forward to early 1900s, cash in the money, wait til day after stock market crash in 1928 and invest in everything, fast forward to 1980s/1990s/2000s, invest in apple, google, amazon, microsoft, facebook, etc.

go back to inception of family, give them billions, be born into billions, hire personal tutors to educate me in: mathematics, philosophy, science, history, languages, etc. go to elite universities and probably travel the world learning about other cultures and donating money from my family fortune to the less fortunate

>>3261982
You know what would be more profitable?

Travel back in time and gather lots of items and money. Go to locations and bury said items and money.

Travel to present and then use knowledge of burial sites to become worlds foremost archaeologist and treasure seeker. Bank on making so much money that way. Also have name written permanently in history books as great explorer. Spend rest of life making bank on book deals, convention attendances, and giving talks on things.

>>3262066
The only thing that would suck about that is that you would know deep down you were a fraud so you couldn't have the feeling of accomplishment of finding them yourself. I'd probably honestly just go back in time and also give today's tech to humans like 5000 years ago and hopefully speed up development of society that way.

>>3262112
I mean why 5000 years ago when you can just go back to the time of Greek Egypt and give them an application for their steam engine.

They had them back then but they mostly used them for decoration and gimmicks like steam-powered birds.

>>3262134
That's what I was thinking about 5000 years ago. Go back to the egyptians with the world wide web and modern medicine/tech/mechanics

>>3255214

/thread/

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>>3258088
>Get shitfaced with Ulysses S. Grant and start a bar fight
>not going joyriding with him in his carriage and getting him that citation for speeding

You don't know how to have proper fun

I'd kill Marx

I'd kill Abraham

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>>3263970

*Lincoln

Fixed that for you

>>3243673

Sure, why not? She probably would've enjoyed it since she knew nothing of the Reconstruction era.

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>>3212100
Save Huey Long, find a way to make him 32nd President of the United States

>>3265296
this tbqh with you lad

then I'd go forward 3 years and break Corneliu Codreanu out of prison before King Michael's thugs murdered him

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stop rockwell's assassination

>>3215298
>and trying to kick the Germans out of her homeland.
you do know that Anne Frank was German, right?

>>3265488
she was Dutch though

>>3215298
This is the funniest thing I have read in memory. I'm sitting in the airport about to head home and I read this, chuckled so hard I had to lie to a stranger about what I read. Thanks anon

>>3265488

She considered the Netherlands her home. Sadly she did not have opportunity to fight for it. If she had, even if she wound up suffering the same fate, she would remembered as a heroine and patriot of her adopted homeland in the same veneer as Molly Pitcher or Sybil Ludington rather than just a victim.

>>3265585

What did you tell the normie?

>>3212100
i just want to go back to my childhood and never moving forward

this lying jewslut
> sextoy of jews
> lie-toy of jews
> rape and murder that lying whore

>>3265869

If I had a time machine, I'd make Anne Frank your ancestor so you can't kill her without killing yourself.

>>3267190
no do it to me because then she'd seem even hotter

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>>3267195

>wanting to fuck your own ancestor

>>3267202
>not wantinf Ann to be your hot GILF

>>3213725
Kill gavrilo princip instead, much easier

>>3222405
He looks like an off-brand Chinese copy of Mao

>>3215298

Olga would be Toast the Knowing

Maria would Cheedo the Fragile

Anastasia would be Capable

Tatiana would be The Dag

change ww2 so the good guys win

How could one time traveling man stop slavery from existing in the US?

>no rap music
>no hip hop culture
>no NBA
>no affirmative action
>no meme "running" quarterbacks
>no BLM and their white cuck slaves

Paradise.

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>>3269422

Show the Founding Fathers a vision of the future and tell them get rid of slavery now and save their descendants a whole lot of trouble.

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>>3269422

And no fucking Jesse Jackson

>>3255214

That smile is just so adorable...

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>>3268439

But they did win.

>>3257310

Is that a play on Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace? Good book.

>>3212100
Probably do nothing as I would be to afraid to never be born.

But if I had to do something I would bring Napoleon several books on the history of the 19th century.

I'd kill the Prophet Muhammad before he even starts preaching.

These other figures probably wouldn't have the same relevance in such a profoundly different timeline, but based on our own, I would also kill Marx, Lenin, Trotsky, and Gavrilo Princip.

>>3224403
thank you based Major

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>>3273432

>implying feeling yourself cease to exist because you fucked with the timeline too much isn't literally the greatest thrill

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>>3212100
Subject Otto Frank to extreme psychological torture by forcing him to read the lurid fantasies we write about his daughter and the associated artwork.

>>3215298

This

>>3212100

Anally penetrate Anne Frank while she gives birth hiding in an abandoned windmill the Dutch countryside. Hold onto her belly as it contorts and expands with each contraction. Grab her jiggling and milk squirting breasts. Feel as the baby slowly empties from her womb. Thrust in and out of her as her screaming intensifies. Feeling the head with my testicles and the bottom of my dick as it crowns. Bust my load as she makes the final push, coating her ass and the baby in my semen. Fill the air with the aromatic scent of blood and other bodily fluids. Hold her and the baby in my arms as she sleeps, exhausted from the agony of birth and the pleasure of the creampie I left inside of her. While she enjoys her well-earned rest, I silently watch the lonely tulip fields and moonlit canals for signs of Nazi patrols.

>>3216616
>Germany betraying Austria for the Italians.
It would be a good move but the Germans would never agree to it.
Really what you would need to do would be to make sure Bismark does not get kicked out and his policies and treaties stay in effect.

>>3224403
you will pay with blood in Hell, scum

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>>3212100
I'd save another Jewish girl and, in doing so, the entire world.

>>3224386
i read that in frank reynold's voice

>>3224403
You shold kill the last antediluvian patriach, and boom, no table of nations

>>3212126
.....Otto frank?

>>3229942
I honour thee "thou ultimate cucker of worlds"

>>3269422
already done on jewtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9P_-eC76lk

>>3212100
Buy bitcoin and become a billionaire

>/thread

>>3230004
>>kill jesus
Anon..

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>>3212100

Fuck a nine month pregnant Rutka Laskier because the waiting line is shorter for her.

>>3212100
Go see dinosaurs

Stop Israel's founding by Allies

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>>3279932

>not fucking the dinosaurs

>>3230018
Instead of killing jesus I'd introduce him to weed and make the bible an awful stoner comedy about a roman and a jew who get along because of weed

Punch Constantine XI in the face.

>post Ceasar's death in a gore thread
>post executions and burnings like Joan of arc
>film ritualistic sacrifices
Sell it to historians
???
Profit

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>>3281016

>not filming pregnant Anne Frank porn, selling it to Jeff Mangum, and then reporting his ass to the Federal Bureau of Investigation for CP