How big were the dicks of ancient philosophers?

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Diogenes is known to be THE most hung guy in Ancient Greece, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Plato's anus.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting him lubed enough just so he can take it. i can just imagine him begging for it, with Diogenes barely able to force it past the prostate, and Plato moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. he would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to the end of his rectum.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with his sphincter muscles clamping down on Diogene's throbbing monstrosity, his whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet he still masturbates to the memory of it

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