*singlehandedly destroys Persians and Byzantines*
>>3207636
>singlehandedly
No sweetie, he had Allah on his side
He almost got disowned by Abu Bakr because he bathed in wine like disgusting R*man kaffir
But Allah al-Ghaffur decided that his servant to be forgiven
>>3207636
What a massive neckbeard
>>3207636
More like waltzed in to pick up the pieces after they both smashed each other first. I mean, he is great, but not THAT great. Nobody in his shoes could have if they were at their usual strength.
>>3207636
Then how come the Byzantines a few centuries later were able to regain most of their eastern territories back from the Abbassid Caliphates if he "destroyed" them?
>>3207636
More like
>Picks up the sloppy seconds after the Persians and Byzantines exhaust each other
>>3207636
>Destroyed the Byzantines
>The Rashiduns fell apart long before the Byzantine Empire was even destroyed
What did he mean by this?
>>3207636
>I miss 'arry 'pottah
>>3207636
i want to touch his beard.
>>3209902
this
>>3209943
what the fuck happened, did they fight with teaspoons
>>3209943
>>3209943
>3k vs. 100k
You mean 3k vs. 10k.
>>3207636
"Hol' up famalam I'm getting a call!"
>>3210137
Thanks for the 4th crusade. Based Urban II
>>3210190
The fourth crusade wasn't Urban's doing it was called by Pope Innocent III but was utterly botched by Enrico Dandolo.
>>3209738
And the Umayyads
And the Abassids
>>3210206
>Implying that slimy kike didn't plan for that the whole time.
The Eternal Venetian.
>>3210357
6th Crusade was the funniest shit ever though, many bants. I imagine the Papacy as a whiny DM and Frederick as the Football jock of the group.
>YOU CAN'T GO ON CRUSADE, I EXCOMMUNICATED YOU REEEEEEE
>*Frederick Knocks over the game board*
>FUCK YOU I'M CRUSADING.
>*Takes Jerusalem*
>>3207636
>after they were ravaged by plague
>after they were exhausted by years of constant warring
>>3210206
>botched
>implying it wasn't his plann all along
>>3209943
>source; Sword of Allah.com and the Koran
Seems legit.
>>3207636
>Single handily destroys dying, exhausted empires that just went through fucking civil wars
wow so great
>>3210514
That doesn't prove anything.
>>3210399
And the Seljuq's
And the Sultanate of (((Rum)))
>>3207636
>all these assblasted byzzcucks
Dont be sad, you cant win when you got God on your side
>>3209524
I didnt know the byzantines got the levant all the way till egypt back from the arabs.
"singlehandedly destroys Persians, Turks, China, Eastern Europe"
What did they mean by this?
*singlebeakedly destroys Maoism*
>>3213135
Eastern Anatolia, parts of the Caucasus's, Armenia, Crete, were all recovered from the Arabs. Also he said "most", not all you mongoloid.
>>3213253
Also Syria and Jerusalem for over a century.
>>3213191
*empire lasts barely a century*
What did he mean by this?